Might have to fly to Milwaukee within the next few weeks

[bovinebrain]

I have a personal matter of business which may involve me having to fly to Milwaukee at some point before the end of February or early March. I couldn't be bothered to stay anywhere besides a Hyatt which just so happens to be located ten minutes away from Hooligan's.

Don't want to be like Dan and just livestream a non-eventful visit. Open to non-criminal felony ideas.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Whatever you do, just promise me you won't eat the soup

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I have a personal matter of business which may involve me having to fly to Milwaukee at some point before the end of February or early March. I couldn't be bothered to stay anywhere besides a Hyatt which just so happens to be located ten minutes away from Hooligan's.

Don't want to be like Dan and just livestream a non-eventful visit. Open to non-criminal felony ideas.

Ask Pat to sign your copy of Christmas Carnage

 

[Treat Yourself]

Walk in playing Street Fighting Man on your phone loudly. See how he reacts if he's there.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Get some shirts printed with the copy paste. Wear one and try to give him one. It’s not a crime to give a fat man a shirt

 

[PorqueDealer]

leave a few manilla envelopes about with Patricks photo and copies of his police reports with details highlighted.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Steal all the black ink cartridges for their fax machine

 

[HomeRunCumia]

If you ever fly to Egypt, can you punch Zahi Hawass in the face for me?

 

[swole_edging_llc]

If you like sushi, go to Kyoto.
It's in a trash strip mall that is an offshoot of South Ridge Mall, but it's incredible.
It is one of the things about Wisconsin that I actually miss.
Go, you will thank me.
And get some custard at kopp's if you really want to pile it on

 

[swole_edging_llc]

If you like sushi, go to Kyoto.
It's in a trash strip mall that is an offshoot of South Ridge Mall, but it's incredible.
It is one of the things about Wisconsin that I actually miss.
Go, you will thank me.
And get some custard at kopp's if you really want to pile it on

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I took a girlfriend here once and we ordered the Love Boat. She requested no white fish or cooked fish. Essentially, she was demanding that they give us the most expensive cuts of tuna, salmon, and eel on anything that would have been cheaper whitefish. The sushi chef came out and asked why she hated whitefish, and she said, "we'll take snapper, and white tuna, but no other whitefish, end of story" She was a bitch, and we broke up, but that meal was heaven

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Enjoy your visit, stlaker.

You will be arrested upon arrival.

 

[guest]

If I were a Nazi criminal stlaker, I would go to the road behind his house and livestream it. If any cops come I would just say that I'm doing a first amendment audit.

 

[Dog Eater]

Write THE GAY VIRGIN FATRICK on his scooter.

 

[BudDickman]

If I were a Nazi criminal stlaker, I would go to the road behind his house and livestream it. If any cops come I would just say that I'm doing a first amendment audit.

It's so weird that the vandal had access to the car and bike from the alley, but chose to go up to the patio and then back down the steps to the driveway.

 

[NoBacon]

Don’t forget to try their soup of the day. I hear it’s divine.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Go to hoolies dressed like Rick, or at least a t-shirt with his face on it, saddle up with a laptop and pretend you're writing for 6 hours

 

[HotDogJoe]

No, stlaker. You won't. Stepping foot in Milwaukee is felony harassment and forcing a confrontation with me. You will be neutralized at the airport and held in place until the police arrive, after which time you will be sentenced to life in prison for your crimes.

I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you.

 

[bantadant]

Hide a Bluetooth speaker near his front door and play the audio from his "swatting"

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Hide a Bluetooth speaker near his front door and play the audio from his "swatting"

get a Siera FTX009 with a sim card; you can connect a speaker via the 'power cord socket' & we can all call Rick's front garden at our leisure by calling the number

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Paper the men's room walls w Pat's police report.
Wait until Pat goes to unleash his bowels.
Film the fireworks.