And also, irrespective of his corndog eating habits and general fatness, what a fucking hack joke. The stupid "isn't real/can't hurt you" meme, and then a fucking Jaws theme reference, how original. What a witty guy. He really felt he had a winner there, and no doubt tweeted it while his slopstick was still turning in the microwave.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Man whose diet is 70% corn syrup is going to lecture you about corn syrup
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And also, irrespective of his corndog eating habits and general fatness, what a fucking hack joke. The stupid "isn't real/can't hurt you" meme, and then a fucking Jaws theme reference, how original. What a witty guy. He really felt he had a winner there, and no doubt tweeted it while his slopstick was still turning in the microwave.
He needs his fish bakey
There was a time when every daily show clone had a foreigner as a host. Oliver a Brit, Ooga on the daily show and that hunchbacked Canadian broad Samantha Bee. Quite insulting to the American people if you ask me
RIP Tim "Angry Boomer Reminisces: The Act" Wilson.
Pat orders from the kids' menu.
And so does Paul.
And so does Paul.
There was a 2007 documentary called King Corn that talked about all this shit. Joe Rogan talked about the exact same thing about 12 years ago on his stupid podcast much like a million other podcasts probably have as well. Real cutting edge stuff, fatso.
Yeah, but this is one of his liberal idols, so it's different
Beef is too cheap! (said no-one ever)
"We are paying corn farmers to make us sick"
Yeah, the corn farmers are the ones forcing you to eat shit.
No stlaker, the corn farmers are making me fat and John Oliver knows they are. Enjoy Prison