Imagine being so unfunny that you have to leave the UK and make blue/red team bad "jokes" in america to get anyone to clap for you.
I hate both of them.
I hate both of them.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Man whose diet is 70% corn syrup is going to lecture you about corn syrup
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When Trump gets re-elected , I hope deports that limey faggot back to the UK. Then puts his wife and kids on a no fly list so he can’t see them ever again. That or throw him and that other foreign faggot Trevor Noah in gitmo.
Throw Samantha Bee on that pile.
"Dear stupid fat American slobs, please stop letting advertisers tell you what to do. Now, vote for only who I tell you to or you are a violent Nazi pedophile who should be raped and killed."
What new ground is John Oliver covering here, too? King Corn came out 17 years ago and (I assume) covers the same topics. I can't wait for John Oliver's exposé on the tobacco industry. I bet that stuff's not as good for you as RJ Reynolds says it is!!!
Pat is such a rube he gets angry because the man in the TV told him to be.
It's got to be an appealing thought to him. It's society's fault he's fat not his own choices.
Fat pig slob. Rube. Also, the fat fuck can’t not have his extra sugar on top with the ketchup. He should be bent over and sodomized with those corn dogs (in Minecraft).
Of course this fat pig in his 40s still eats corn dogs. He is nothing but white trash.
Last official corn dog sighting was 6 months ago. What a refined palate from a self proclaimed "foodie".
Jesus, that's in front of his fridge. He really is eating store-bought freezer corndogs like a five year old.
I can’t even remember the last time I had a corn dog - at least 20 years - yet this pig is broadcasting it to the world. He probably eats chicken fingers in the shape of dinosaurs.
Seems like its has been and still is a staple of his diet. Im sure there is always some corn dogs in his freezer at any given moment.
Lat one I had was one of those Jimmie Dean breakfast sausage corn dogs last year. I did feel like a 5 year old but it ate pretty good.
I just want to take this opportunity to tell everyone who was there in the Emotional Support Chat that I have been doing much better with my corndog habit and have almost replaced them entirely with lentils on the suggestion of off topic's best. We're all gonna make it bros 
I get those when I'm travelling, I can't stop myself.
They taste nothing like normal corn dogs though.
That's at least sausage and pancake, both adult foods. Pigs just drinks pussy beer and eats children's food.
It really explains why he’s such a soft blob - he’s eating children’s food in his 40s
Whenever people have these conversations people pretend like the government is force-feeding its citizens shitty junk food. In reality the average retard willingly chooses to eat slop, and the accessibility and low cost of slop reflects that.
Maybe just stop eating slop you fat pigs.
Maybe just stop eating slop you fat pigs.