Laugh it up fellas

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I personally prefer the album after Stall Tactics

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I personally prefer the album after Stall Tactics

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Looks like the poster for “A Blacks Life”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

As a complete no name, it's important not to show your face on your "album" so that even if someone likes it, they'll have no idea who you are

I bet the photographer told him it would be better without his face. Just like that NASA show where they purposely put him in 75% shadows. He’s just a repulsive man.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Whoever took that photo (Uncle Paul?) tried to get Rick from the front.

But it wasn't dark enough in the already dimly lit bathroom. So they told him to turn around instead. And he did.

 

[Coonskin]

Either his fat fingers typed a space before the "k" or the kerning was done by a retard. No rule of thirds was considered, poor font choices, even worse photo retouching. Plus there's an obese shithead as the subject. This queer would kill for the slightest amount of attention.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Looks like the poster for “A Blacks Life”

A Cuck's Life.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It was pointed out on KF how real comedians laugh at guys like Pat that do an open mic and think they’re automatically at Seinfeld level. Pat didnt even make it past host / open mic status but was already coming up with names for his HBO / Netflix hour special. Great example of Pats work ethic, instead of actually working to get better he believes he’s already the greatest and tons of money will just start rolling in any day now.

I would like to see Rick at the table in the Cellar.

"Nice shirt, child".

God, I would give anything to see Rick on stage handling hecklers.

"You SUCK!"

"No, child, I don't. Hush now".

 

[Coonskin]

It's called faking it till you make it, children. I'm sorry you're all so s (1/2)

tupid (2/2)

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

A Cuck's Life.

Fawwk thats it. Thats the line

 

[stealthygeek]

Wait what the fuck is this?

Dont forgot Rick also tried to start a comedy troupe call the Cthulu Comedy Club (or KKK for short) on facebook. All he did was post shitty memes from reddit and Instagram claiming as his own. Then he hosted some comedy show at a comic convention dressing like a Columbine shooter. Tl;dr he's fat.

Why would a daughter abandoner's target audience (Paul Weimers) be around diaper changing stations?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet if the camera panned down his pants would be around his ankles. In 6th grade we shared a floor with the retards and it's their go-to move

Until I was like 10 I thought retards were violent psychos to be feared. Everyone thinks down syndrome people are adorable but my first interaction with one scared the shit out of me.

I was in kindergarten and there was a problem with the toilet in the classroom so they had us going down the hall to the washrooms for everyone. I went in and there was a downs kid standing at the urinal with his pants pulled all the way down. He cornered me with his dick out and bitch slapped me for no reason and I booked it the fuck back to class bawling.

Later I got called out of class to meet him and his wrangler and she made him hug me and he wouldn't let go, which was also terrifying and grossed me out at the time.

A couple years later that same kid shit in a urinal and another time when we were older he wore jeans for the first time and couldn't get his dick back in his pants and was asking everyone who came into the bathroom for help.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why would a daughter abandoner's target audience (Paul Weimers) be around diaper changing stations?

The first person who sees that is going to be annoyed and rip it the fuck off of there without looking at it. I'm pretty sure parents who need to change their kids shitty diaper in a public restroom while they're trying to run errands aren't in the mood to laugh at some creepy satanic looking flyer in that moment.

 

[Mikekeke]

A telltale sign of a narcissist is when they're planning their exact success before even putting in work. It's an unhealthy and unrealistic amount of control to expect to have not only over your own luck but also other people.

 

[Guyincognito]

When Pat wins the lawsuit, makes millions from his netflix deal he will unleash his comedy album on the world. (Remember this shit?)
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If the camera were to pan out a bit, there’s almost definitely a hunk in the urinal next to him who pat is playing footsies with

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Either his fat fingers typed a space before the "k" or the kerning was done by a retard. No rule of thirds was considered, poor font choices, even worse photo retouching. Plus there's an obese shithead as the subject. This queer would kill for the slightest amount of attention.

I'm Daniel Kerning from Queens New York. I was born sans serif, awwrite?

 

[guest]

Until I was like 10 I thought retards were violent psychos to be feared. Everyone thinks down syndrome people are adorable but my first interaction with one scared the shit out of me.

I was in kindergarten and there was a problem with the toilet in the classroom so they had us going down the hall to the washrooms for everyone. I went in and there was a downs kid standing at the urinal with his pants pulled all the way down. He cornered me with his dick out and bitch slapped me for no reason and I booked it the fuck back to class bawling.

Later I got called out of class to meet him and his wrangler and she made him hug me and he wouldn't let go, which was also terrifying and grossed me out at the time.

A couple years later that same kid shit in a urinal and another time when we were older he wore jeans for the first time and couldn't get his dick back in his pants and was asking everyone who came into the bathroom for help.

Why did they let him go to school with normal kids? They're kept separated where I'm from for exactly reasons like the ones in your story.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why did they let him go to school with normal kids? They're kept separated where I'm from for exactly reasons like the ones in your story.

I went to a small school but there were a handful of tards and handicapped kids who were only with us for like one period a day and then they went to their own classroom and I never remember seeing them at recess. I even have a class picture with the one "TIMMAY!!" type wheelchair kid in it.

This down syndrome kid was older than me so I didn't see him around much but he apparently spent a lot of time in the regular person bathroom unsupervised.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

“My wife used to have sex with a man thats more masculine than me in every way. She still does, but she used to too”

 

[guest]

I went to a small school but there were a handful of tards and handicapped kids who were only with us for like one period a day and then they went to their own classroom and I never remember seeing them at recess. I even have a class picture with the one "TIMMAY!!" type wheelchair kid in it.

This down syndrome kid was older than me so I didn't see him around much but he apparently spent a lot of time in the regular person bathroom unsupervised.

Hey Abe, any good stories from the set of 1994 box office bomb "North?" I remember kind of enjoying it as a kid but it's down as one of the Worst Films Ever Made. Great cast though - Arkin, Ackroyd, Kathy Bates etc. Was Elijah a good kid? Is Bruce Willis really half a fag? Did Rob Reiner give any impression that he knew his best films were behind him? Spinal Tap, Stand By Me, Princess Bride, Misery and then...North. Talk about a fall from grace!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Hey Abe, any good stories from the set of 1994 box office bomb "North?" I remember kind of enjoying it as a kid but it's down as one of the Worst Films Ever Made. Great cast though - Arkin, Ackroyd, Kathy Bates etc. Was Elijah a good kid? Is Bruce Willis really half a fag? Did Rob Reiner give any impression that he knew his best films were behind him? Spinal Tap, Stand By Me, Princess Bride, Misery and then...North. Talk about a fall from grace!

Elijah was a nice kid. When he came to meet me in my trailer, I was at the height of my glue addiction. I kept telling him he couldn't beat me at handball, he said "Whatever you say, Mr. Vigoda" and then I said "NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T!! YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME, RADIO FLYER??" and lunged at him with a glass.

I wasn't allowed to go near him unless the cameras were rolling after that. Kathy Bates had me charged with sexual harrassment because when I met her on the igloo set I said "Look at the size of you. I could fit my whole arm in your cunt." There was nothing sexual about it, I was just saying she's fat. Graham Greene beat the shit out of me for it too because he didn't like me calling him a wagon burner and a tobacco nigger all day.

You know the part where they put me in and ice chunk and send me drifting off? That wasn't special effects, they actually cast me out into the freezing sea to die on a fucking ice block. A leopard seal bit the tip of my pecker off and I had to have a very expensive surgery to have a black cadaver dick tip surgically attached... I don't want to talk about North anymore.