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His first update? No comedy, but a Stone Temple Pilots cover.
Because no self-respecting black person would hang around with this cornball Uncle Tom.Bitches all day about white people - only hangs out with white people
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He’s up and starting his day angry at white people who seem to be the only people that tolerate his bullshitBecause no self-respecting black person would hang around with this cornball Uncle Tom.
I looked up his FB and I won’t post the photo but he has two young kids that are very light skinned so I’m guessing the mom is white. Like father - like son - I wonder if he joins in with his dad to be angry at white people all day.I could only get to the first line of the chorus and his voice immediately cracking out of tune was too much for my douche chills tolerance to cope with. Holy shit does he stink.
Why what's wrong with Joe Cumia? Because he works as a yeoman musician and not in a fancy office like you going tippy tappy on the keys all day? You are deluded because of false pride and you have learned not a single thing of value in your life.He is the brother Joe of the Pat Pack.
Knowing Kelly he probably threatened to rape him instead. Kelly Lee Williams has been credibly accused of rape many times and has accosted many women. Sick man!But Kelly probably threatened to kill himself if he didn't accompany him on his shows.
Gotta admit, I feel a bit sorry for his son. He seems like a normal guy who is forced by his insane dad to be his side gig despite obviously having zero interest in any of that shit. But Kelly probably threatened to kill himself if he didn't accompany him on his shows.
That's the third of the headliners, Kelly is gonna be furious when he realizes that she's a rug muncher (not that it will change the outcome, which is rape):
So the kids are 3/4 white?I looked up his FB and I won’t post the photo but he has two young kids that are very light skinned so I’m guessing the mom is white. Like father - like son - I wonder if he joins in with his dad to be angry at white people all day.
Gotta admit, I feel a bit sorry for his son. He seems like a normal guy who is forced by his insane dad to be his side gig despite obviously having zero interest in any of that shit. But Kelly probably threatened to kill himself if he didn't accompany him on his shows.
That's the third of the headliners, Kelly is gonna be furious when he realizes that she's a rug muncher (not that it will change the outcome, which is rape):
It's a French song written by three Froggies.He really is the Joe Cumia of the Pat Pack
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His “way” is being a broke old bum that lives off the government / working people and cries all day about white people.
Also - Frank Sinatra DIDNT WRITE THAT SONG you stupid N Person.
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Zero self-awareness - he complains often about not having any real friends and how he’s lonely.
Yeah I didn’t know until today it was first a French song - I knew Paul Anka was a writer on Frank’s version. I don’t think Frank Sinatra wrote any of his songs. Surprised Kelly doesn’t bitch about Frank stealing from black men.It's a French song written by three Froggies.
Does this nigger speak any language other than Nigger?
His son’s FB doesn’t have much to goof on except of a bunch of selfies. What’s funny is he looks happy and smiles in all pictures that don’t have Kelly in them. Any photo with his dad and he looks miserable and just wants the moment to be over.
Do you just ignore half the things posted here? Theres an entire section of this site and severalWhy what's wrong with Joe Cumia? Because he works as a yeoman musician and not in a fancy office like you going tippy tappy on the keys all day? You are deluded because of false pride and you have learned not a single thing of value in your life.
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