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Kelly “The Rapist” Williams upcoming comedy show is going to be HUGE!

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Because no self-respecting black person would hang around with this cornball Uncle Tom.
He’s up and starting his day angry at white people who seem to be the only people that tolerate his bullshit
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I could only get to the first line of the chorus and his voice immediately cracking out of tune was too much for my douche chills tolerance to cope with. Holy shit does he stink.
I looked up his FB and I won’t post the photo but he has two young kids that are very light skinned so I’m guessing the mom is white. Like father - like son - I wonder if he joins in with his dad to be angry at white people all day.

Just like Kelly Sr. He looks to be a deadbeat like his dear old dad. His son is in his late 30s and LARPing as a “rapper” and having to live with his broke dad in a shitty Vegas apartment that is paid for by tax payers. Kelly loves to brag how he’s such a great dad yet it sounds like his son became a bum with kids he barely sees and doesn’t provide for just like his dad.
 

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He hates the state of Tennessee and says it’s an evil racist place run by bad white people because he was fired from a Motown performing show because hes black even though I’m pretty sure a majority of the talent in a Motown show are black
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Starting to sound like Kelly’s bad behavior and poor attitude is the source of all his problems and not his skin color.
 
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Gotta admit, I feel a bit sorry for his son. He seems like a normal guy who is forced by his insane dad to be his side gig despite obviously having zero interest in any of that shit. But Kelly probably threatened to kill himself if he didn't accompany him on his shows.

That's the third of the headliners, Kelly is gonna be furious when he realizes that she's a rug muncher (not that it will change the outcome, which is rape):
 
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Gotta admit, I feel a bit sorry for his son. He seems like a normal guy who is forced by his insane dad to be his side gig despite obviously having zero interest in any of that shit. But Kelly probably threatened to kill himself if he didn't accompany him on his shows.

That's the third of the headliners, Kelly is gonna be furious when he realizes that she's a rug muncher (not that it will change the outcome, which is rape):

Yeah I also feel bad for his kids just because he dumps all kinds of his emotional bullshit on them as well as it’s clear Kelly is a narcissist and that’s not a good quality for a father to have. Just all his I HATE PEOPLE bitching must be insufferable in person, especially since all his kids have white mothers. Plus it’s clear Kelly is a forever broke bum crying it’s everyone else’s fault he’s a loser which is another awful quality for a father to have.
 

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Gotta admit, I feel a bit sorry for his son. He seems like a normal guy who is forced by his insane dad to be his side gig despite obviously having zero interest in any of that shit. But Kelly probably threatened to kill himself if he didn't accompany him on his shows.

That's the third of the headliners, Kelly is gonna be furious when he realizes that she's a rug muncher (not that it will change the outcome, which is rape):

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He really is the Joe Cumia of the Pat Pack
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His “way” is being a broke old bum that lives off the government / working people and cries all day about white people.

Also - Frank Sinatra DIDNT WRITE THAT SONG you stupid N Person.
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Zero self-awareness - he complains often about not having any real friends and how he’s lonely.
 
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He really is the Joe Cumia of the Pat Pack
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His “way” is being a broke old bum that lives off the government / working people and cries all day about white people.

Also - Frank Sinatra DIDNT WRITE THAT SONG you stupid N Person.
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Zero self-awareness - he complains often about not having any real friends and how he’s lonely.
It's a French song written by three Froggies.

Does this nigger speak any language other than Nigger?
 

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It's a French song written by three Froggies.

Does this nigger speak any language other than Nigger?
Yeah I didn’t know until today it was first a French song - I knew Paul Anka was a writer on Frank’s version. I don’t think Frank Sinatra wrote any of his songs. Surprised Kelly doesn’t bitch about Frank stealing from black men.

Most people have major life defining moments that involve their careers / having children / meeting their wife / etc but Kelly’s life moment is from when he was being a dumb kid in kindergarten. I can’t even remember any of my teachers name from K-5 but this faggot still thinks about it to this day. It’s funny how this dumb story is exactly like something Joe would post - I did it my way LIBTARDS!
 
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Why what's wrong with Joe Cumia? Because he works as a yeoman musician and not in a fancy office like you going tippy tappy on the keys all day? You are deluded because of false pride and you have learned not a single thing of value in your life.
Do you just ignore half the things posted here? Theres an entire section of this site and several
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This nigger is fucking pathetic. First of all, hosting any bullshit like this off the strip at some run down fucking tear-down strip mall that looks like it's next to a junk yard is embarrassing enough, but to tell the world you could only manage to sell one ticket... that's fucking hide-from-the-world level embarrassment. You live in Vegas, you fuck. This is seriously the best you can do when there's dozens of casinos that need entertainment all day 7 days a week?? And anyone willing to be a part of it should also really just give up. If you are trying to "make it" and you can't convince a friend to be your "agent" just to get you a lounge gig where it counts, you need to throw in the towel cuz you don't understand the business. Fuck! I've worked with seriously double digit dumb IQ rappers who manage to do business better than that.

Kelly Williams is a fucking coon. He's a shucking-jiving jiggaboo dope. To make it as a mid-level entertainer could be the easiest fucking thing in the world. I know perpetually stoned hippie types that do it despite not being able to form a coherent thought between bong rips. This shit is beyond embarrassing.

Carl Winslow called, you fucking dummy - he said you can keep the look cuz it isn't worth shit. Fuck do I hate this guy.
 
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