Joe tells us what he does to keep so fit and healthy

[JebJoh]

He needs to take all those vitamins and supplements so he can have the energy and stamina to play mediocre cover songs to crowds of 4 people at a moose lodge
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If his audience needs to get up to pee does he keep playing or take a break until he gets back?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The bow-legged flabby armed cow that has to sit down to play his guitar is in great shape! Congrats on making it to 66 in a country with a life expectancy of 78 Joe!

He’s bragging like it’s a great accomplishment to make it to 66 yet there’s a good amount of people now living into their 90s and even 100 and over. Must be what he tells himself to cope with that he will never retire since he’s broke unless Ant dies and leaves him a ton of money. “Yeah I gotta do these shitty gigs in the corner of a moose lodge but I’m HEALTHY and STONG unlike those weak LIBTARDS! #66isthenew40”

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If his audience needs to get up to pee does he keep playing or take a break until he gets back?

He posted a live video that’s 2 hours long from last night and I think there’s a total of 5 people that were there during those two hours. Two of the guys pretty much ignored him while standing 4 or 5 feet away playing Golden Tee. Only 1-2 guys at the bar took the time to look in joes direction for a song or two. I’m guessing he didn’t get any big tips in his jar that night.

 

[Steve Ramone]

You don't need supplements if you don't eat like fucking sam roberts

 

[Steve Ramone]

He’s bragging like it’s a great accomplishment to make it to 66 yet there’s a good amount of people now living into their 90s and even 100 and over. Must be what he tells himself to cope with that he will never retire since he’s broke unless Ant dies and leaves him a ton of money. “Yeah I gotta do these shitty gigs in the corner of a moose lodge but I’m HEALTHY and STONG unlike those weak LIBTARDS! #66isthenew40”

My actual Nana fell and broke her hip a few weeks ago, she's 94. They operated and she's walking already. All this to say Joe is a fat gay wannabe biker.

 

[Dennyislife]

The new black mirror episode about how healthcare gets you hooked on paying forever once you get in the system wouldn't work on Joe...

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Probably took him a half hour to type that up

Hunting and pecking with his glasses at the tip of his nose.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Twenty fucking pills. I had two grandmothers and a couple other relatives who nearly broke 100 years and I don't think any of them were on more than ten pills. They didn't live like Spartans either, they drank and smoke as much as you'd imagine people did in the good ole days, and that's on top of enduring fucking famine in their youth because they spent the 1940s in Europe. Being a Cumia is apparently worse for your health than Nazi and Stalinist occupation.

 

[Voscabulary]

Twenty fucking pills. I had two grandmothers and a couple other relatives who nearly broke 100 years and I don't think any of them were on more than ten pills. They didn't live like Spartans either, they drank and smoke as much as you'd imagine people did in the good ole days, and that's on top of enduring fucking famine in their youth because they spent the 1940s in Europe. Being a Cumia is apparently worse for your health than Nazi and Stalinist occupation.

and considering the only good sibling is currently dying of titty cancer, you may be onto something

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

When I think of Joe, I think of "clean living".

And hard working!

 

[1073waaf]

Turns out drinking the saliva of a child is the modern day fountain of youth.

 

[Ladynyahh]

And hard working!

Not so.

 

[nasty twp]

I saw a clip the other day where Bert Kreischer was doing the same thing. He was talking about how healthy he is and how great his recent blood work was. Then he lists like twenty pills and supplements he's taking, including testosterone shots and IV bags. Doesn't trust "Big Pharma" when it comes to vaccines but will load himself up with all of this shit. Meanwhile he's a bloated, red-faced alcoholic.

LOATHE Bert. He ruined the otherwise-sublime Bonfire breakdown of A Tale Of Two Coreys. It would have been a perfect roasting without him.

All-time longform radio/podcast bit. Listening to the Feldog saga has become a yearly tradition, ideally around the 22nd of Feb iykyk.

 

[captainjapan]

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

joan really wants some of Joe's healthy loads

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

LOATHE Bert. He ruined the otherwise-sublime Bonfire breakdown of A Tale Of Two Coreys. It would have been a perfect roasting without him.

All-time longform radio/podcast bit. Listening to the Feldog saga has become a yearly tradition, ideally around the 22nd of Feb iykyk.

Bert ruins literally everything he's ever on. Constant interruptions. Awful fake laugh. Sensitive, loud, not funny. Huuuuge narcissist. He will steer every conversation back to him and how famous he is or how rich he is. Needs attention and validation. Tells the same stories over and over. Never stops talking. And whenever the mood strikes him, he will turn whatever show he's on into a therapy session. I have no idea how anyone is a fan of his. I have no idea how he is married or has children. I don't like this guy, is what I'm trying to say.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Do 5 x 25 reps of these:

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Nice aids cocktail, stupid.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Having to keep track of 20 pills a day is hard work, on top of being the hardest working musician and a familyman I don't know where he finds the time.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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At least he kept it brief
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Why post this? If anything this is showing all that shit does nothing as his before and after just show him not looking “better” in the after photo.

Durr take your prescription drugs! Don’t miss a dose! Wow Joe, didn’t know you went to medical school.

I love him so much. If supplements actually did anything the pharmaceutical companies would have their mitts in them. They are placebos at best. Eating right provides all the vitamins and nutrients you'll ever need.
Thats like Chinese traditional medicine. If it actually worked it would just be called medicine