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Joe tells us what he does to keep so fit and healthy

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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At least he kept it brief
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Why post this? If anything this is showing all that shit does nothing as his before and after just show him not looking “better” in the after photo.

Durr take your prescription drugs! Don’t miss a dose! Wow Joe, didn’t know you went to medical school.
 
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No bacon, egg cheese on a roll this morning.

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.
 
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RealTonySchiavone said:
Who the fuck is he posting this blathering nonsense for? It's like he's interviewing himself. "What supplements do I take? I'm glad I asked!"
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For his adoring fans like crusty Joann
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Seriously, which of you little rascals is “Joann” because it’s gotta be a troll.

And for comments / likes from other boomers
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I saw a clip the other day where Bert Kreischer was doing the same thing. He was talking about how healthy he is and how great his recent blood work was. Then he lists like twenty pills and supplements he's taking, including testosterone shots and IV bags. Doesn't trust "Big Pharma" when it comes to vaccines but will load himself up with all of this shit. Meanwhile he's a bloated, red-faced alcoholic.

Then you have Joe taking one of his patented victory laps over mundane nonsense like simply being alive at age 66, using his family history of dying young (never mind that they chainsmoked, got shitfaced every day, and gargled bacon grease) as proof that he's amazing. Meanwhile he's taking more pills than a 90 year old in hospice care. The 14 supplements are whatever. He's a rube. But six prescriptions and he's only 66 years old? What could he even be taking? Cholesterol meds, blood pressure, maybe pre-diabetic stuff? He's never had a heart attack or cancer, what could he even be taking?
 
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