Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[Dennyislife]

I know you're going for the joke, but I'll autistically come back with "It's really not." He is "married" to (pays) a strapping Viking lad who doesn't even claim to be a "real woman", who instead dresses up and acts like a grotesque mockery of Barbie-like femininity (itself already a hyperised parody of girliness), all while having a completely intact male body - 7 inch cock and all. And Jim claims he isn't gay lol. Deranged, like you say, but also about as weird a relationship as you'll ever see.

I am not really going for a joke. I can at least understand a fucked up sexual depravity with the fake hint of genuine emotional connection to another person.

Dozens of posters of a shitty 70s band in make up everywhere in your 50s is just bizarre. Even if it was a genuinely great band with a lot of respect and impact on the world it's odd but.... It's fucking Kiss

 

[TorpidSloth]

I am not really going for a joke. I can at least understand a fucked up sexual depravity with the fake hint of genuine emotional connection to another person.

Dozens of posters of a shitty 70s band in make up everywhere in your 50s is just bizarre. Even if it was a genuinely great band with a lot of respect and impact on the world it's odd but.... It's fucking Kiss

Fair play. I suppose I can understand shitty taste in music and pathetic manchild-like dedication to fandom (not from personal experience though) more than loving penis and claiming not to be gay. And thinking a literal prostitute will change their spots for you.

 

[Dennyislife]

Fair play. I suppose I can understand shitty taste in music and pathetic manchild-like dedication to fandom (not from personal experience though) more than loving penis and claiming not to be gay. And thinking a literal prostitute will change their spots for you.

He doesn't claim to be straight which is about as close as he will come to admitting it.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Just when you thought Jim couldn't get anymore gay he went on that faggot trannie who used to be part of the KKK I didnt listen but I'm sure it was a discussion on how they aren't mentally ill at all and are real women.
Fun fact the trannie looks a lot like Colin Mochre's tranny kid

 

[Dennyislife]

Just when you thought Jim couldn't get anymore gay he went on that faggot trannie who used to be part of the KKK I didnt listen but I'm sure it was a discussion on how they aren't mentally ill at all and are real women.
Fun fact the trannie looks a lot like Colin Mochre's tranny kid

This one who thinks being trans would be more widespread. Fella has had a weird as fuck schooling and home life tbf but how they think it's mainstream is bizarre

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I am not really going for a joke. I can at least understand a fucked up sexual depravity with the fake hint of genuine emotional connection to another person.

Dozens of posters of a shitty 70s band in make up everywhere in your 50s is just bizarre. Even if it was a genuinely great band with a lot of respect and impact on the world it's odd but.... It's fucking Kiss

Yeah that also stood out to me as very weird, I can see one or two framed Kiss posters if you’re a big fan (maybe a concert one from MSG or a show you were at) but it’s dozens of their corny posed photoshoots from the 70s. I could even see if he had one or two concert Photos (since that was what they focused on - their show and not the music) but it’s just the corny ones.

 

[Humanatee]

Yeah that also stood out to me as very weird, I can see one or two framed Kiss posters if you’re a big fan (maybe a concert one from MSG or a show you were at) but it’s dozens of their corny posed photoshoots from the 70s. I could even see if he had one or two concert Photos (since that was what they focused on - their show and not the music) but it’s just the corny ones.

This is his official website - https://www.jimnorton.com/celebrities

Have a little scroll through that and you'll see that what you said above seems normal by comparison.

 

[Humanatee]

Tee hee!

 

[White Phillip]

This is his official website - https://www.jimnorton.com/celebrities

Have a little scroll through that and you'll see that what you said above seems normal by comparison.

Who even are a lot of those faggots? Since he’s too lazy to label I guess I’ll never know. Also lol most of the women he’s in the photo with are taller than him.

 

[Ropieandranthory]

On a scale from The Chip Chipperson Cartoon to Nopie Shows, what do you think Jim Norton would rate my 6.5mo hrt tranny ass?

 

[Sue Lightning]

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Maam I want to fuck your butt. Maybe even kiss you ;)

 

[The Talking Dead]

Jimmy's sex addiction/tranny fetish being so severe that he has literally risked half his money to marry a 26 year old Nordic trans who is already bored of him and wants to leave because he won't buy them a cabin in the middle of nowhere is so hilarious to me.

Enjoy the hell of your own making, worm.

 

[AnthonyCumio]

I want Cryptic Web Chronicles to do an Iceberg on the subject of:
JIM NORTON MARRYING LITERALLY A MAN IN A DRESS WHO IS A JACKOFF CAM WHORE

 

[Udders]

I want Cryptic Web Chronicles to do an Iceberg on the subject of:
JIM NORTON MARRYING LITERALLY A MAN IN A DRESS WHO IS A JACKOFF CAM WHORE

Every bit of that iceberg is above the surface bro

 

[The Talking Dead]

Every bit of that iceberg is above the surface bro

I dunno, it'd be funny to do a deep dive on Norton's depravity in general, going back to the early o&a days and his lifelong love of prostitutes and then tying it into him marrying Niki. Then again, it wouldn't survive on YT for long if there was any slight suggestion that marrying a brave, beautiful trans is anything other than something to be celebrated.

 

[guest]

I am not really going for a joke.

nobody expected one, that would be a first from you.

 

[RobertMewler]

How are some of you guys still calling this dude "woman", "she", "her"? That you got kiked and cucked into speaking this homo parlance is embarrassing.

"I'm just going along with the bit!"

ARE YA?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I dunno, it'd be funny to do a deep dive on Norton's depravity in general, going back to the early o&a days and his lifelong love of prostitutes and then tying it into him marrying Niki. Then again, it wouldn't survive on YT for long if there was any slight suggestion that marrying a brave, beautiful trans is anything other than something to be celebrated.

Norton's love of prostitutes was all based on his lifelong desire to recapture the depraved, forbidden thrill he felt while being molested as a boy. He wasn't into banging hot whores, or degrading them for kicks. He was seeking the shame and humiliation in "being naughty". He wanted to be pissed on, he wanted to suck on "big meaty clits", and he wanted to feebly beg for handies at nauseating low-budget massage joints. Thing is, though, that in order to scratch his forbidden itch, Jim needed a cock, except Jimmy is terrified of being or being identified as gay, which presents a paradox, a paradox he solved by finding a shemale prostitute willing to satisfy his revolting urges.

And the sex acts Jim performs with his well-hung he-bride are so important to him, he's willing to spend everything he has in order to keep the cock coming (so to speak). That annoying, affected caricature of a "woman" is bleeding the slug dry, and he's trying to spin it into a bit, like he's just like any other guy dealing with a heterosexual marriage and its various pitfalls. The whole thing is so warped and so disturbing, it's almost hard to believe it's real. At this point, it's normal to us, but Norton really does seem to be throwing the fruits of literally his entire career at a shemale prostitute with an enormous cock, unless it's all just shtick. But I don't think either of them are smart enough to successfully pull that off.

 

[lowend73]

Norton's love of prostitutes was all based on his lifelong desire to recapture the depraved, forbidden thrill he felt while being molested as a boy. He wasn't into banging hot whores, or degrading them for kicks. He was seeking the shame and humiliation in "being naughty". He wanted to be pissed on, he wanted to suck on "big meaty clits", and he wanted to feebly beg for handies at nauseating low-budget massage joints. Thing is, though, that in order to scratch his forbidden itch, Jim needed a cock, except Jimmy is terrified of being or being identified as gay, which presents a paradox, a paradox he solved by finding a shemale prostitute willing to satisfy his revolting urges.

And the sex acts Jim performs with his well-hung he-bride are so important to him, he's willing to spend everything he has in order to keep the cock coming (so to speak). That annoying, affected caricature of a "woman" is bleeding the slug dry, and he's trying to spin it into a bit, like he's just like any other guy dealing with a heterosexual marriage and its various pitfalls. The whole thing is so warped and so disturbing, it's almost hard to believe it's real. At this point, it's normal to us, but Norton really does seem to be throwing the fruits of literally his entire career at a shemale prostitute with an enormous cock, unless it's all just shtick. But I don't think either of them are smart enough to successfully pull that off.

Of all the things to be a simp for, instead of a Porn Star, IG thot, or OF whore. Jim chooses a man with a sizable penis.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I dunno, it'd be funny to do a deep dive on Norton's depravity in general, going back to the early o&a days and his lifelong love of prostitutes and then tying it into him marrying Niki. Then again, it wouldn't survive on YT for long if there was any slight suggestion that marrying a brave, beautiful trans is anything other than something to be celebrated.

“Man who loves trannies ends up marrying one” is not the big twist we all think it is. It’d seriously be more shocking if he married an actual woman