Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[IanCurtis]

Just took a look at the youtube comments for that episode and it's all just people saying how awful Nikki is, that divorce is imminent and asking Jimmy to bring the Chip podcast back.

This is going greeaaat!

That's all I do, read the comments - there's no way I'd watch an hour (or 15 mins) of their crap.

The commenters hate 'Nikki's' negativity but seeing this clip I now realize the camwhore is basically saying 'I'm a human being, I need human things and human connections' and good old Jim is just being Jim 'You're a whore, why can't you just be a whore - like an inanimate fuck doll that I can jerk on and you can piss on me - why do you have to do these human behavior and feelings shit - just be a whore like I want'

They'll trial separate, camwhore will find a new john, the depression will hit Jim a year later then he'll be found by his mexican cleaner hanging from a rope.

Sad.

 

[TorpidSloth]

The only reason I go to the r/JimandSam sub is to see when people post new "Swordfight" clips.


This clip is fascinating. For those of you who do not have the intestinal fortitude to watch, Nikolas is mad that the Worm will not buy him a cabin in the Norwegian woods where they can be amongst nature and have trolls in their front yard.

He is also angry that Worm will not learn the Norse language or eat the Norwegian food that he makes for his 55 year old husband.

The Worm responds that Norwegian is not a pleasant language and he has no interest in trying new things, eating new cuisines, or living in new places because he is stuck in his ways. For someone in his 50s, he acts like he's 85 (like our Nana).

It is a hilarious clip (as a trainwreck) to watch and you can actively see the relationship failing.

I get Norton not wanting to spend a quarter of a million dollars for some shack in the woods, but he deserves every second of the Tartarean existence he's brought on himself for shacking up with this creature. Honestly getting his skull caved in while sleeping would probably be an act of mercy at this point.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

They'll trial separate, camwhore will find a new john, the depression will hit Jim a year later then he'll be found by his mexican cleaner hanging from a rope.

Sad.

Looney Toons on the TV in the background

 

[TheStinkySomali]

Dude, Norway is pretty awesome, but…

“self-defense is not considered a valid reason for using a firearm, and automatic and semiautomatic weapons are heavily restricted.”

This may have been okie dokie prior to the Jew sponsored invasion, but now? I wouldn’t move there purely because I couldn’t defend my family and home against ooga booga.

This is why you can't consider europoors free men. They are peasants who aren't even allowed to protect their families.

 

[The Talking Dead]

The commenters hate 'Nikki's' negativity but seeing this clip I now realize the camwhore is basically saying 'I'm a human being, I need human things and human connections' and good old Jim is just being Jim 'You're a whore, why can't you just be a whore - like an inanimate fuck doll that I can jerk on and you can piss on me - why do you have to do these human behavior and feelings shit - just be a whore like I want'

Fair point. This is probably Nikki at his least hateable, which is saying something. At least he's not doing the vapid whore act for once and seems genuine when he sees he wants the cabin to be something him and Jimmy do together. You'd think that's what Jimmy would want most of all since it's proof Thor isn't just with him solely for money and nothing else.

You're right though - Jimmy just wanted an imported living, breathing sex doll without any complications and hates the fact that the person he married actually has some human emotions. How fucking retardedly naive of him to think it would actually play out like that in the long run.

They'll trial separate, camwhore will find a new john, the depression will hit Jim a year later then he'll be found by his mexican cleaner hanging from a rope.

mhhmm, mhmmm, mhmmm.

Sad.

Is it?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Jims such a faggot, Norway rules

 

[Sue Lightning]

The only reason I go to the r/JimandSam sub is to see when people post new "Swordfight" clips.


This clip is fascinating. For those of you who do not have the intestinal fortitude to watch, Nikolas is mad that the Worm will not buy him a cabin in the Norwegian woods where they can be amongst nature and have trolls in their front yard.

He is also angry that Worm will not learn the Norse language or eat the Norwegian food that he makes for his 55 year old husband.

The Worm responds that Norwegian is not a pleasant language and he has no interest in trying new things, eating new cuisines, or living in new places because he is stuck in his ways. For someone in his 50s, he acts like he's 85 (like our Nana).

It is a hilarious clip (as a trainwreck) to watch and you can actively see the relationship failing.

This is very fucked up and worse than any blowup argument they could have. It’s a slow dissolution based on them coming to the realization that they have completely different values and goals. THIS is why you don’t marry someone who’s 20 and you’re 50, prostitute foreigner or not. Nikki wants to actually experience shit and live life and Norton is ready to crawl in a closet and die quietly like a housecat.

And I think even more telling is I could understand if Jims whole qualm was “I don’t want to pay for it”, but even under the condition that she does all the work he doesn’t want it. Why? Like if I imported some broad from another country, and I loved her enough to marry her, I would do the bare minimum of getting invested in her culture because i’d WANT to know her and her people. Thats what love is is it not.

But Norton doesn’t love this woman. It’s his flown in sex toy. Marriage wasn’t an act of love but a way around the visas and other red tape bullshit.

 

[Sue Lightning]

And it can’t be stated enough just how weird Jim is about this, with a little gay lesson. Jim is whats known as a “chaser” (no, not the bug kind). It means he specifically goes after women with dicks. I won’t use the word “transwomen” because that implies they’ve gone through the surgery. Norton is not interested in that. Real pussy or a built one. He is specifically attracted to her dick which, shockingly, does not make you feel like a woman when you have a big swinging hog between your legs.

So lets say Nikki wants to feel like a real woman and genuinely transition - Norton would be out the fucking door. Shes now lost the one thing he married her for. So that is what this relationship is built on. Not love but her having a giant cock (which as I just said, pretty much spits in the face of her being a woman)

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The only reason I go to the r/JimandSam sub is to see when people post new "Swordfight" clips.


This clip is fascinating. For those of you who do not have the intestinal fortitude to watch, Nikolas is mad that the Worm will not buy him a cabin in the Norwegian woods where they can be amongst nature and have trolls in their front yard.

He is also angry that Worm will not learn the Norse language or eat the Norwegian food that he makes for his 55 year old husband.

The Worm responds that Norwegian is not a pleasant language and he has no interest in trying new things, eating new cuisines, or living in new places because he is stuck in his ways. For someone in his 50s, he acts like he's 85 (like our Nana).

It is a hilarious clip (as a trainwreck) to watch and you can actively see the relationship failing.

Norton has been set in his ways for decades. He was an old man in his 20s. I was actually surprised at how many Kiss photos he had on his walls. I get having one if you’re a big fan (maybe a concert poster from when they played MSG or a show you were at etc) but it was like a whole hallway of Kiss in posed photos (again, I can see a live shot on a wall) but it then not even holding instruments and it was all kinds of sad.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They fight during most of the podcast, over money of course. It has been said numerous times but this ship is sinking and I am enjoying every moment of it.

She is spending all the money he has been saving his entire career. Jim clearly is cheap / frugal (it’s not like he travels for fun, has an expensive hobby like golf, dresses like a bum, doesn’t go out to high end restaurants etc) and Niki is blowing through it and his best earning days are long behind him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is very fucked up and worse than any blowup argument they could have. It’s a slow dissolution based on them coming to the realization that they have completely different values and goals. THIS is why you don’t marry someone who’s 20 and you’re 50, prostitute foreigner or not. Nikki wants to actually experience shit and live life and Norton is ready to crawl in a closet and die quietly like a housecat.

And I think even more telling is I could understand if Jims whole qualm was “I don’t want to pay for it”, but even under the condition that she does all the work he doesn’t want it. Why? Like if I imported some broad from another country, and I loved her enough to marry her, I would do the bare minimum of getting invested in her culture because i’d WANT to know her and her people. Thats what love is is it not.

But Norton doesn’t love this woman. It’s his flown in sex toy. Marriage wasn’t an act of love but a way around the visas and other red tape bullshit.

What’s funny is he thought the dude in a wig would be happy just doing whatever he wants - which is not leaving the house and probably watching the same 10 movies over and over again. Norton only traveled when he had to and he doesn’t have any hobbies or interests. He brought this dude to NYC - what many call the greatest city in the world that is full of the best entertainment, restaurants, nightlife, etc. and Norton hates all of that and stays inside.

It’s like Howard and Beth - except Beth gets to enjoy Howard’s money and that’s ok for what she has to put up with living with a miserable cunt like stern that barely leaves the house and has dinner at 4 and in bed by 8 like a senior citizen. Norton doesn’t have Stern money and Niki is learning the hard way.

 

[Sue Lightning]

What’s funny is he thought the dude in a wig would be happy just doing whatever he wants - which is not leaving the house and probably watching the same 10 movies over and over again. Norton only traveled when he had to and he doesn’t have any hobbies or interests. He brought this dude to NYC - what many call the greatest city in the world that is full of the best entertainment, restaurants, nightlife, etc. and Norton hates all of that and stays inside.

None of this would be complicated if marriage weren’t involved. The relationship is Jim flies in a prostitute to fuck her. That is all the relationship is based on. Again, tranny foreigner or not, that is not the basis of an actual romantic relationship let alone a marriage. The entire basis for this is living out a fetish and has nothing to do with love.

Anthony may be a bitter asshole talking about how marriage is useless but jesus christ, if there were one person who could have learned from that it was Jim. At least Anthony married his beard to look like a man. Jim married this woman specifically for sex. And for that he’s risking half of his livlihood.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

None of this would be complicated if marriage weren’t involved. The relationship is Jim flies in a prostitute to fuck her. That is all the relationship is based on. Again, tranny foreigner or not, that is not the basis of an actual romantic relationship let alone a marriage. The entire basis for this is living out a fetish and has nothing to do with love.

Anthony may be a bitter asshole talking about how marriage is useless but jesus christ, if there were one person who could have learned from that it was Jim. At least Anthony married his beard to look like a man. Jim married this woman specifically for sex. And for that he’s risking half of his livlihood.

I don’t know what Norton was thinking - the whole thing is a mess. He “fell in love” with a hooker and didn’t realize how this would never work out - especially with the age difference. Norton likes a handful of things and that’s it - he doesn’t know or what to know anything else or try anything new. He actually thinks Kiss makes great music for Christ sake - even Kiss says their music is mediocre! (Gene calls it “meat and potatoes”)

 

[Sue Lightning]

I don’t know what Norton was thinking - the whole thing is a mess. He “fell in love” with a hooker and didn’t realize how this would never work out - especially with the age difference.

Again its simply the fact of who Norton is. There IS a world where he married her and turned her from a whore into a housewife. Now it still probably wouldn’t last forever but it would go better than the direction this is on. When Norton got married i genuinely thought because he was coming out his relationship and attitude would be better but he’s still the same grumpy miserable neurotic man. Thats why the relationship won’t work. Her being a prostitute and Norwegian are only barriers to entry that make it even harder - But Jim is the underlying factor here.

Norton likes a handful of things and that’s it - he doesn’t know or what to know anything else or try anything new. He actually thinks Kiss makes great music for Christ sake - even Kiss says their music is mediocre! (Gene calls it “meat and potatoes”)

Again…I just DONT understand it. You married this woman. You “love” her. Love is having to sit through your partners shit whether you like it or not. This woman has essentially Americanized herself and tolerated this Kiss and Ozzy bullshit while the wormy faggot has no regard for HER country or culture or music.

At the end of the day Norton is just a selfish brooding retard and always has been.

 

[The Talking Dead]

He “fell in love” with a hooker and didn’t realize how this would never work out - especially with the age difference.

I remember listening to an old o&a clip years ago, this was still when they were still on the air I think and it was on old clip then so it must've been from around 2006-08 if I had to guess. Anyway it was Jimmy lamenting the fact that the only women who give him attention are hookers and so he falls in love with them and wants to marry them. A caller was trying to explain to him that they're hookers and their job is to give him attention but it's not real affection or love.

You could put it down to Jimmy still be somewhat young back then but it's just incredible that he never learned that lesson and actually ended up marrying a hooker all these years later. The fact that it's a foreign tranny who's 30 years younger than him just makes it all the more incredible. It's like he tried to tick every single box for picking a marriage that would be doomed to fail. But of course he does because he's a little worm who even at 55 is still led around by his flaccid little dick and can't make any decisions that aren't based on having his fetishes satisfied.

I really really hope that Thor takes half his money and leaves him humiliated and alone again. He absolutely deserves it for being such a degenerate, naive retard at his age.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I remember listening to an old o&a clip years ago, this was still when they were still on the air I think and it was on old clip then so it must've been from around 2006-08 if I had to guess. Anyway it was Jimmy lamenting the fact that the only women who give him attention are hookers and so he falls in love with them and wants to marry them.

Patrice said this too. It may have been during his appearance where he brought the glass dildos. He’s explaining the Brazil trips and how Nortons problem is he would fall in love with the prostitutes down there.

 

[LingerLonger]

I remember listening to an old o&a clip years ago, this was still when they were still on the air I think and it was on old clip then so it must've been from around 2006-08 if I had to guess. Anyway it was Jimmy lamenting the fact that the only women who give him attention are hookers and so he falls in love with them and wants to marry them. A caller was trying to explain to him that they're hookers and their job is to give him attention but it's not real affection or love.

That was during the Intern Noah gets laid and Jimmy swearing off hookers saga.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Norton never lived with someone long-term before apart from his parents and Florentine. No girlfriends, no boyfriends. The first relationship he cohabits with is a foreign transsexual prostitute a quarter of a century younger than him. He thought because they could tolerate each other during lockdown (a mentally ill period of recent history) it meant they were destined to be together. Lol

 

[Dennyislife]

Norton never lived with someone long-term before apart from his parents and Florentine. No girlfriends, no boyfriends. The first relationship he cohabits with is a foreign transsexual prostitute a quarter of a century younger than him. He thought because they could tolerate each other during lockdown (a mentally ill period of recent history) it meant they were destined to be together. Lol

Jim is deranged. The footage from his home with dozens of kiss posters framed on the walls is weirder than his relationship

 

[TorpidSloth]

his home with dozens of kiss posters framed on the walls is weirder than his relationship

I know you're going for the joke, but I'll autistically come back with "It's really not." He is "married" to (pays) a strapping Viking lad who doesn't even claim to be a "real woman", who instead dresses up and acts like a grotesque mockery of Barbie-like femininity (itself already a hyperised parody of girliness), all while having a completely intact male body - 7 inch cock and all. And Jim claims he isn't gay lol. Deranged, like you say, but also about as weird a relationship as you'll ever see.