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It's hilarious to me that wacky themed action christmas stories are a thing now and someone still couldn't get their story published

cliveowen

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I fucking hate that David Harbour guy and I don't even know why. I just hate his fucking face. Like Robert Wuhl or Richard Kind's annoying jew Muppet ass.

I've always hated him as well. Although I probably confuse him with Ron Perlman.

In an interview with The Guardian on his role in Black Widow in July 2021, Harbour said he was a socialist: "I don't know that there's anyone who could disagree with socialist ideology"

Harbour struggled with alcoholism in his past and has been sober since he was 24, after hitting "rock bottom" as he faced homelessness, loneliness and thoughts of suicide.

At age 26, Harbour was diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

Mentally ill alcoholic socialist. Perfect fit for Hollywood.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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I never saw this one:

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Does it watch pretty good?
It does. Skip the sequel though.
 

Easily_Remembered

It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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Do those 2 whores get naked in the movie? They look like the girls (sisters) from Cruel Intentions 2 shower scene.

(edit: indeed they are according to imdb lol. Also I should have watched the entire video so I would have known that the girl dies in the opening scene lol).

For reference. They had the best tits in mainstream movies.

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Holy crap, I forgot about Cruel Intentions 2! Apparently it was originally shot to be a pilot for a Cruel Intentions television show called Manchester Prep, but halfway through production they instead decided to shoot additional footage and make it a straight to DVD sequel.

Scenes such as this justify this decision.
 
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Hoping this turd will finally achieve my secret goal of killing The Rock’s career in Hollywood.
I love when his movies bomb, he can’t help himself from getting on social media and trying to defend them like he’s making Citizen Kane and the idiot masses just haven’t caught up to him yet.

The only better one is Kevin Smith who gets on SM and cries (literally) when his shitty movies bomb.
 

TorqueWheeler

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I love when his movies bomb, he can’t help himself from getting on social media and trying to defend them like he’s making Citizen Kane and the idiot masses just haven’t caught up to him yet.

The only better one is Kevin Smith who gets on SM and cries (literally) when his shitty movies bomb.
His Instagram posts are so embarrassing.

"'Kablammo!' was number one in Albania for the second week in a row! We did it fam!"
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
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Holy crap, I forgot about Cruel Intentions 2! Apparently it was originally shot to be a pilot for a Cruel Intentions television show called Manchester Prep, but halfway through production they instead decided to shoot additional footage and make it a straight to DVD sequel.

Scenes such as this justify this decision.
I haven't seen it in forever but I remember it basically being a scene-for-scene remake of the first one.
 
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