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It's hilarious to me that wacky themed action christmas stories are a thing now and someone still couldn't get their story published

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DooDooBrown said:
Pat is silently waiting for one of these movies to bomb so he can use that as the scapegoat for the lack of interest in his piece of shit.
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TorquieTwoBeers said:
Pat has two problems (three if you count how fat and gay and stupid he is):

-It took him so long to write Tiny Tim in Space that by now, this shit is old hat. The market is already saturated. Publishers aren't going to be clamoring to put out another book like this because now it looks derivative and stupid(er). He originally had this idea like three years ago. If he'd have finished the book prior to summer 2021, he could have been out in front a little bit. But he's lazy and wasted his time childing people.
-He chose the wrong tone. A Tiny Tim rampage book should be light and fun and gory. Instead he thinks he's a writer of literature so the tone is needlessly serious and contrived and boring. He's researching sugar cubes and describing the inlaid carvings on a coffin. He's retarded. It's a silly satirical romp that he's wrote as a serious allegorical piece of (attempted) literature.

All of this is a shame because I really want to see his stupid book get published because it's guaranteed to be awful.
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It's the kind of idea someone would make into a short story and shop around to a holiday anthology or magazines.

Its the sort of thing JDA would crowdfund and make a comic book or some shit out of. Fats really thought it would be the new genre breaking hit of the year. Meanwhile no interest from any publishers. He ABSOLUTELY pitched it to Angry Robot.
 
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Lamont & Tonelli said:

This predates all the others aside from Bad Santa, and it's the best Christmas action movie yet. Fran Drescher beefers, James Caan calling out Chris Kattan, hilarious and creative deaths, and Goldberg as the Anticlaus.
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And everyone in this scene almost is Jewish. Santa's Slay rules though, I got some good laughs
 
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Lamont & Tonelli said:

This predates all the others aside from Bad Santa, and it's the best Christmas action movie yet. Fran Drescher beefers, James Caan calling out Chris Kattan, hilarious and creative deaths, and Goldberg as the Anticlaus.
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Do those 2 whores get naked in the movie? They look like the girls (sisters) from Cruel Intentions 2 shower scene.

(edit: indeed they are according to imdb lol. Also I should have watched the entire video so I would have known that the girl dies in the opening scene lol).

For reference. They had the best tits in mainstream movies.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
I fucking hate that David Harbour guy and I don't even know why. I just hate his fucking face. Like Robert Wuhl or Richard Kind's annoying jew Muppet ass.
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If it’s any consolation he married junkie whore Lili Allen, whose small tits and pussy have been all over the internet for decades now.
 
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