It's hilarious to me that wacky themed action christmas stories are a thing now and someone still couldn't get their story published

[Mustard]

And the movie that started off the recent trend was a movie starring St Mel no less

A few years later followed by this piece of shit

And current year shit that is definitely a trend include these first rate Hollywood projects: A shitty comedy from the Farrelly Brothers and an all-star action comedy for the Marvel crowd.

Hollywood is apparently jonesing to produce more of this garbage. I suppose Patrick should consider adapting Tiny Tim into a movie script? Even then probably no one wants to watch a victorian action mystery christmas movie, it's not 2012 with those awful Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes movies.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Those look like the fake Christmas movies from Scrooged!

 

[Rdrk]

Because it was not actually about Tiny Tim IN SPACE. That might have sold. Instead, it was certainly some cringe "allegory" about the U.S. in 2024.

 

[RobertMewler]

I never saw this one:

Does it watch pretty good?

 

[wbgreen]

The Tiny Tom book is Patrick chasing the brief Pride & Prejudice & Zombies and Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter trend, but a decade late.

 

[Will Tate]

Those look like the fake Christmas movies from Scrooged!

If Lee Majors saves Santa came on TV I would stop what I was doing and watch until the end any and every single time and anyone who says different is a lying candy-ass who enjoys sexual congress with other men.

 

[Honey Badger]

I never saw this one:

Does it watch pretty good?

It’s a classic. I hope Thurman Murman had a fruitful career after this gem

 

[stealthygeek]

How long does it take to get a book on shelves once it's sold? I'd like to know when it'd be appropriate and justified to mock Rick for missing the deadline for Christmas 2025.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Maybe he's keeping his cards close to his bitch-tits and on December 1, Tiny Tim's Mega Gay Adventures lands, in hardcover, at a bookstore near you, kicking off an advent calendar of daily singing events leading up to Christmas Day.

Never mind, it's Pat. He gloats when he has nothing to gloat about, his books are not getting picked up, and every day has seemingly inched him further away from "the industry".

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

And the movie that started off the recent trend was a movie starring St Mel no less

A few years later followed by this piece of shit

And current year shit that is definitely a trend include these first rate Hollywood projects: A shitty comedy from the Farrelly Brothers and an all-star action comedy for the Marvel crowd.

Hollywood is apparently jonesing to produce more of this garbage. I suppose Patrick should consider adapting Tiny Tim into a movie script? Even then probably no one wants to watch a victorian action mystery christmas movie, it's not 2012 with those awful Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes movies.

It hurts my soul they hired a Jew to play Santa

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I never saw this one:

Does it watch pretty good?

I watch it every year, in my opinion it's the greatest Christmas movie of our time

 

[Mustard]

It hurts my soul they hired a Jew to play Santa

I guess you mean jack black? Technically he's satan in it, so I guess that's fitting.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I guess you mean jack black? Technically he's satan in it, so I guess that's fitting.

Yes, and I didn't know he plays Satan lol it's all good then

 

[DooDooBrown]

Pat is silently waiting for one of these movies to bomb so he can use that as the scapegoat for the lack of interest in his piece of shit.

 

[PorqueDealer]

How long does it take to get a book on shelves once it's sold? I'd like to know when it'd be appropriate and justified to mock Rick for missing the deadline for Christmas 2025.

From his last books its around 12-16month or so.
There are several fatty masterpieces out on spec, Tiny Tim 2: Return of Jafar is just his latest. You have In The Red, Exponential and Herd Immunity
Last contract signed end of 2017 (TOR, two book contract - Starship Repo 2019 & In The Black 2020)

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Pat has two problems (three if you count how fat and gay and stupid he is):

-It took him so long to write Tiny Tim in Space that by now, this shit is old hat. The market is already saturated. Publishers aren't going to be clamoring to put out another book like this because now it looks derivative and stupid(er). He originally had this idea like three years ago. If he'd have finished the book prior to summer 2021, he could have been out in front a little bit. But he's lazy and wasted his time childing people.
-He chose the wrong tone. A Tiny Tim rampage book should be light and fun and gory. Instead he thinks he's a writer of literature so the tone is needlessly serious and contrived and boring. He's researching sugar cubes and describing the inlaid carvings on a coffin. He's retarded. It's a silly satirical romp that he's wrote as a serious allegorical piece of (attempted) literature.

All of this is a shame because I really want to see his stupid book get published because it's guaranteed to be awful.

 

[VizioDash]

Pat has two problems (three if you count how fat and gay and stupid he is):

-It took him so long to write Tiny Tim in Space that by now, this shit is old hat. The market is already saturated. Publishers aren't going to be clamoring to put out another book like this because now it looks derivative and stupid(er). He originally had this idea like three years ago. If he'd have finished the book prior to summer 2021, he could have been out in front a little bit. But he's lazy and wasted his time childing people.
-He chose the wrong tone. A Tiny Tim rampage book so be light and fun and gory. Instead he thinks he's a writer of literature so the tone is needlessly serious and contrived and boring. He's researching sugar cubes and describing the inlaid carvings on a coffin. He's retarded. It's a silly satirical romp that he's wrote as a serious allegorical piece of (attempted) literature.

All of this is a shame because I really want to see his stupid book get published because it's guaranteed to be awful.

The only Tiny Tim sequel we need is one set in modern England, where Tim seeks revenge on the roving gang of Muslim migrants who raped his wife.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat has two problems (three if you count how fat and gay and stupid he is):

-It took him so long to write Tiny Tim in Space that by now, this shit is old hat. The market is already saturated. Publishers aren't going to be clamoring to put out another book like this because now it looks derivative and stupid(er). He originally had this idea like three years ago. If he'd have finished the book prior to summer 2021, he could have been out in front a little bit. But he's lazy and wasted his time childing people.
-He chose the wrong tone. A Tiny Tim rampage book so be light and fun and gory. Instead he thinks he's a writer of literature so the tone is needlessly serious and contrived and boring. He's researching sugar cubes and describing the inlaid carvings on a coffin. He's retarded. It's a silly satirical romp that he's wrote as a serious allegorical piece of (attempted) literature.

All of this is a shame because I really want to see his stupid book get published because it's guaranteed to be awful.

He took a silly idea like Tiny Tim going on a rampage and decided to incorporate things like Brexit and im guessing evil characters based on Trump, Elon Musk, and Robert Prongay.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Remember when Pat first unveiled the Tiny Tim project and said his agent responded "Are you serious?".

 

[TomFromNawlins]

The only Tiny Tim sequel we need is one set in modern England, where Tim seeks revenge on the roving gang of Muslim migrants who raped his wife.

Tiny Taken