It appears Cris Italia has begun his lawsuit. Oopsie doodles, Seth!

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I guess this is the time for me to tell you all that I'm really Steve Perry of Journey fame.

Please, all reporters and media types, forward inquiries to his - I mean, my management, because I am Steve Perry.

Oh Sethy, hold onnnnnn, hold on.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I guess this is the time for me to tell you all that I'm really Steve Perry of Journey fame.

Please, all reporters and media types, forward inquiries to his - I mean, my management, because I am Steve Perry.

Steve! Glad to have you aboard, brotherman. Did you know that Joe Cumia regularly profits off your work at dive bars across Long Island? We're talking about hundreds of dollars here!

 

[guest]

Yeah, but it's still a terrible situation for Seth. When a publication gets sued because your stupid ass used a troll forum as a source, future publishers aren't going to be too welcoming.

I can only imagine the conversation that went down when Seth was called into the virtual office.

"So... Your only source was an anonymous person claiming to be from a troll forum who insisted that he wasn't a troll and sent you some screenshots"

"Y-yes"

"Did you know that screenshots are first of all easily manipulated and taken out of context OFTEN?"

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I can't wait to hear why this isn't Seth's fault.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I guess this is the time for me to tell you all that I'm really Steve Perry of Journey fame.

Please, all reporters and media types, forward inquiries to his - I mean, my management, because I am Steve Perry.

Listen, “Steve” I’m sure Journey is great and all, but what about that amazing LI tribute band, ALMOST JOURNEY?!

 

[guest]

I can't wait to hear why this isn't Seth's fault.

Because of anti-semitism and shit yo

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I can only imagine the conversation that went down when Seth was called into the virtual office.

"So... Your only source was an anonymous person claiming to be from a troll forum who insisted that he wasn't a troll and sent you some screenshots"

"Y-yes"

"Did you know that screenshots are first of all easily manipulated and taken out of context OFTEN?"

He’ll be fired immediately if he states they were from imagur

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Hey Seth! Ain't it good to be on your own? Ain't it fun, you can't count on noone? Ain't it fun, living in the sued for libel world?

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Because of anti-semitism and shit yo

AYO MY BROTHA... I'mma let you finish! And yo don't be gettin' it twisted, dog, because I feel what you sayin'. Slavery?!!? Was some fucked up shit, yo! But you know what was even worse? The Holocaust, dawg. I'mma let you rock, but please don't be outchere spittin' dat anti semitic bullshit on my block, bruh!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Listen, “Steve” I’m sure Journey is great and all, but what about that amazing LI tribute band, ALMOST JOURNEY?!

Almost Journey is second rate compared to 2U though.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Almost Journey is second rate compared to 2U though.

When you pay for a BrotherJoe Entertainment band you got military precision across the board LIBTARD.

 

[RobertMewler]

A nice, subtle dig at Seth:

https://twitter.com/what_up_bbgirl/status/1438707835832086530

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Hey Seth! Ain't it good to be on your own? Ain't it fun, you can't count on noone? Ain't it fun, living in the sued for libel world?

Annnnnnd wat-cha gonna do whennnn your credibility walks out on yooouuuu?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

A nice, subtle dig at Seth:

https://twitter.com/what_up_bbgirl/status/1438707835832086530

Couldn’t be happier for Shane. He really stuck it to this Joo Rat fuck. He’s earned every cent of his career. See that Jew? Funny is funny faggot.

 

[FurBurger]

I don't think there's going to be a lawsuit.

It doesn't matter how inaccurate Seth's source is, Seth and New Republic are on the hook for publishing it; and if Chris couldn't sue them before I don't see that he can sue now.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Stay tuned for more Spoken Bird facts!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Annnnnnd wat-cha gonna do whennnn your credibility walks out on yooouuuu?

Don’t go cryin to your mama cuz you’re on your own in this lawsuit

 

[UnPRePared]

Steve! Glad to have you aboard, brotherman. Did you know that Joe Cumia regularly profits off your work at dive bars across Long Island? We're talking about hundreds of dollars here!

Did you know that I, Steve Perry, am not only upset that Joe Cumia ripped off my music, I'm also disgusted that he ripped off his catch phrase of "I am not a pedophile" from Kevin Rowland of Dexys Midnight Runners?

Seriously, Kevin has a Jon Waters moustache. Man's hiding something...

 

[UnPRePared]

Listen, “Steve” I’m sure Journey is great and all, but what about that amazing LI tribute band, ALMOST JOURNEY?!

I'm looking forward to his newest endeavor when Anthony's money runs out, "Almost Employed".

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Steve! Glad to have you aboard, brotherman. Did you know that Joe Cumia regularly profits off your work at dive bars across Long Island? We're talking about hundreds of dollars here!

We’re talking about fives of dollars of royalties here.