I’m getting ready for two weeks in Costa Rica myself.

[JoeCumiasDiet]

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I had to look her up and wow how ashamed must she be of her daughter?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

no niño, no le metiste gas en la vagina de mi esposa

 

[GiveItAResto]

I don't care about your experience working on a fishing boat, child.

 

[Mikekeke]

Not like this effeminate gringo was planning on mingling with the locals, doubt he leaves the safety of the resort grounds at any point.

Niki, however....

"pedo en mi, señor!"

This classy joke brought to you by google translate.

Somebody beat me to it, but I'm keeping it.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Is he beach hot yet?

I forgot about that. He procrastinated until he was 2 weeks out, but....matters not, child! He will get shredded in these coming 2 weeks

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

would be a shame if BLM threw a molotov through his window

 

[Harry Powell]

https://archive.is/Hq4RK

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bot note: this is from 2020

Can we estimate household income from this?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I forgot about that. He procrastinated until he was 2 weeks out, but....matters not, child! He will get shredded in these coming 2 weeks

He will get shredded cheese in these coming 2 weeks.

 

[FLUUUID]

I definitely think that the PPP scheme was envisaged for people in Pat's dire set of financial circumstances, so of course after a few months of that kind of hardship, only flying to 1 other state for a convention plus hotels, drinks and food, its only right that our pig gets the chance to unwind on vacation in central America.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Maybe Niki's family are asking where their money's going, & he's trying to create a 'portfolio' of things he's doing to obscure his loser truth

a "portlyfolio", if you will

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

It’s Funny how Homer was drawn as fat as a joke because people weren’t so fat when the show started. Now he looks slim compared to most of America

Idk, it started around the same time as Roseanne, and John Goodman was a great big fat person

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Idk, it started around the same time as Roseanne, and John Goodman was a great big fat person

Well that show was also one of the first to show “real america” in the sense of two fat Midwest people married living paycheck to paycheck. with a bunch of kids they shouldn’t of had. Roseanne was supposed to be the opposite of the perfect tv mom that was on every sitcom.

 

[guest]

Can we estimate household income from this?

Yeah, they would have had to make $166k to get $800 each. No dependents, obviously.

He’s a fibber.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Biden Bucks? But don’t they both make well over 6 figures according to pig? He shouldn’t be getting anything from that last stimulus round. They have a name for people that spend money on frivolous things as soon as they get it. Pretty sure it starts with a N…

Niki deals with $50,000 clients according to Pig so this really doesn’t make sense.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

UN GRINGO HOMBRE CON EL NOMBRE PATRICK S. TOMLINSON TRABAJA PARA EL D.E.A. Y ESTARA EN COSTA RICA EN SEPTIEMBRE