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I’m getting ready for two weeks in Costa Rica myself.

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wow! he must be under financial pressure; house fix-up(lol) & refinancing, complaining about jobs, shilling invite links for pennies, renewing insurance license, getting back into standup(lol again)... something's happening & he's clutching at straws.

Maybe Niki's family are asking where their money's going, & he's trying to create a 'portfolio' of things he's doing to obscure his loser truth - if it was just one income they'd ask 'what do you earn?' This way he can avoid a straight answer.

Such a slimeball
Something is going on, her mom is getting sick of paying her daughter AND her lazy husband to be irresponsible adult assholes. The family knows his writing career isn’t even a weekend hobby and needs to show proof of some kind of work. This way he can say he’s “working” and something will break soon, “I swear!”

This trip was booked before the lol suit really got out of hand and around the vaccination coming out. Piggy prob told Niki’s mom he’d be getting a job soon and this would be a nice reward for the two of them. Two week vacation in Costa Rica? Even wealthy working people don’t take that long of a vacation in one place but these two bums have no place to be.
 

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Probably got some high interest credit card and charged it up knowing they’re never going to pay it
Something sounds like a bankruptcy is in the plan, Niki did it before so it’s not a foreign idea. Piggy can go on all these vacations but a job is beneath him because working to pay bills is evil and racist. Pig will go on vacations but claim he can’t work due to Covid from other people. Fucking scum!
 

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Something sounds like a bankruptcy is in the plan, Niki did it before so it’s not a foreign idea. Piggy can go on all these vacations but a job is beneath him because working to pay bills is evil and racist. Pig will go on vacations but claim he can’t work due to Covid from other people. Fucking scum!
But he has no problem sharing a mic with people trying to be funny during a pandemic while bitching about masks and vaxx.
 

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Why tell this to a stranger on the internet? Just go there you fat cunt. We’re all stlakers but he blabs out everything about his dull life to strangers on a public forum. I don’t tell my closest friends some of the shit this prick publicises. You have no expectation of privacy you obese rube.

Also Costa Rica is where all American hicks visit. He won’t need a word of Spanish and the only local he’ll meet will be serving his drinks or cleaning his pig sty. It’s Cancún but more southern.
 
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Two bums going on vacation. It’s everything other countries hate about America. You can’t go on vacation if you don’t have a job, especially not one in years. Must be Niki’s mom paying to “help” their marriage because that’s a boomer fix to a bad marriage.
Everything the Simpsons used to parody, is like Patricks real life.
Homer somehow went on an international vacation every year despite being an overweight slob with a dead end job that did nothing but drink cheap beer and sit on the couch.
I know, I know, Homer is a better man than Pat for 100 reasons, but Im just saying
 
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Why tell this to a stranger on the internet? Just go there you fat cunt. We’re all stlakers but he blabs out everything about his dull life to strangers on a public forum. I don’t tell my closest friends some of the shit this prick publicises. You have no expectation of privacy you obese rube.

Also Costa Rica is where all American hicks visit. He won’t need a word of Spanish and the only local he’ll meet will be serving his drinks or cleaning his pig sty. It’s Cancún but more southern.
Also seems like a bad idea to tell all your “stlakers” when your house is going to be empty for 2 weeks.
 
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I wonder who is paying for this trip?
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What's the deal with his duolingo "invite" link?
Has our fat little piggy scammed some money out of duolingo to advertise for them by pretending he's a successful and popular author?

Or is he so desperate for work he's signed up as a salesman making pennies?

As someone else pointed out there's something big going on with all his schemes.
 

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Everything the Simpsons used to parody, is like Patricks real life.
Homer somehow went on an international vacation every year despite being an overweight slob with a dead end job that did nothing but drink cheap beer and sit on the couch.
I know, I know, Homer is a better man than Pat for 100 reasons, but Im just saying
It’s Funny how Homer was drawn as fat as a joke because people weren’t so fat when the show started. Now he looks slim compared to most of America
 

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