I'll put up $10,000 as the prize if Patrick S. Tomlinson can win a boxing match against me.

[BoringFaggot]

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Okay, guess I have to challenge him bare knuckle then....

 

[Harry Powell]

You don't understand, child. Committing to 8-10 3 minute rounds of perhaps the purest sport - 2 men in a ring playing a lung-busting chess match with their fists - is not a real fight. No. What you need to do to engage with me is to enter into a nondescript bar fight that never happened.

See, in real life they usually involve two drunk losers flailing at each other to no avail but in my fantasies it's me administering a super-camp late 80s Van Damme movie beating to all the guys who bullied me in HS and later stole my first, way out of my league wife from me.

That is all, little one. Except that I am very, very fat.

He really talks like he thinks he’s going to do some kind of super fast KO. However, I think he’s actually terrified. Whenever the Boomer texts him, he makes too many comments about everyone being on the lookout for atalkers for Patrick to actually be confident. If he really was an incredible badass, he wouldn’t say shit. The faggot protests too much.

that being said, Patrick - absolutely no one is going to assault you. We are mostly productive members of society who would never risk the criminal charges. Relax fatso.

 

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Okay, guess I have to challenge him bare knuckle then....

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "@vosnikev Sweetheart. I've dealt wi…

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Been in several, including two knife fights. Has yet to turn out the way other guy hoped. What you believe has no impact on reality. Your opinion is impotent.

Leather jacket took the brunt of the first one, so I got lucky there. Second one, four stitches on the inside of my right forearm.

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The part where I workout four times a week and have extensive training and experience with hand-to-hand combat, knife fighting, and firearms proficiency, little one.

I didn't physically threaten you, sweetie. I shared several facts. 1) I am an experienced fighter. 2) I am trained in knife fighting 3) I am proficient with a variety of firearms. If you mistook these facts as a threat, it's because you're scared.

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Sweetheart, many people have made the same assumptions you have here and tried to step up or take a swing at me. It has yet to go their way. Hush now, little one

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Friends, I've been in real fights. I have seen people come to life and stand up at the slightest provocation.

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Oh. My little one. This is how I know for certain you have never been in a real fight.

Honey, you can't match me in anything. Including guns.

 

[guest]

He really talks like he thinks he’s going to do some kind of super fast KO. However, I think he’s actually terrified. Whenever the Boomer texts him, he makes too many comments about everyone being on the lookout for atalkers for Patrick to actually be confident. If he really was an incredible badass, he wouldn’t say shit. The faggot protests too much.

that being said, Patrick - absolutely no one is going to assault you. We are mostly productive members of society who would never risk the criminal charges. Relax fatso.

I started boxing when I was 11 and did the sparring and training bit for almost 15 years. I never even entertained the idea of fighting amateur on the regular, let alone going pro. For me, it was a sport and a way to get some exercise and know I could handle myself if I ever needed to. Which I did twice. Nothing interesting or dramatic, just poke and move the drunk and go home. Never, ever went looking for a fight because why would you if you're not a stupid cunt. Pat is Fat is what I'm going for.

 

[Harry Powell]

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Fawkin’ great bot. would be a real fawkin’ problem for this guy to get anyone’s dox. Probably actionable in a legal sense, even.

 

[guest]

I started boxing when I was 11 and did the sparring and training bit for almost 15 years. I never even entertained the idea of fighting amateur on the regular, let alone going pro. For me, it was a sport and a way to get some exercise and know I could handle myself if I ever needed to. Which I did twice. Nothing interesting or dramatic, just poke and move the drunk and go home. Never, ever went looking for a fight because why would you if you're not a stupid cunt. Pat is Fat is what I'm going for.

I'd have killed to see sub-novice Pat at 178 in the Chicago Golden Gloves, the novices there are better than at some other cities open classes. Imagine skinny fat Pat being beat senseless.