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I'll put up $10,000 as the prize if Patrick S. Tomlinson can win a boxing match against me.

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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That photo of my account is totally real...

IDK how else to prove it....
i dont doubt it, i'm just saying i know i've seen this kinda goof before so i remember it happened

Hold on, he didnt post his bank, account username and password last time
So if you're not a bit stealer you'll do the opposite.. Please respond within the hour with proof
 

BoringFaggot

AKA HomeRunCumia
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i dont doubt it, i'm just saying i know i've seen this kinda goof before so i remember it happened

Hold on, he didnt post his bank, account username and password last time
So if you're not a bit stealer you'll do the opposite.. Please respond within the hour with proof
Well, it is stupid, but I do want to beat the dog shit out of Patrick...

Dinner after the fight will be on....you guys....fuck if i'm gonna support you horrible people....

lol
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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@HomeRunCumia lemme hold a dolla big man
 

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You don't understand, child. Committing to 8-10 3 minute rounds of perhaps the purest sport - 2 men in a ring playing a lung-busting chess match with their fists - is not a real fight. No. What you need to do to engage with me is to enter into a nondescript bar fight that never happened.

See, in real life they usually involve two drunk losers flailing at each other to no avail but in my fantasies it's me administering a super-camp late 80s Van Damme movie beating to all the guys who bullied me in HS and later stole my first, way out of my league wife from me.

That is all, little one. Except that I am very, very fat.
 
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