I left reddit with a lazy eye and a dream to become one of greatest trolls in the world 5/19803475

[SpaceEdge]

( From Reddit R/All. This will be a number of posts before it's done. LIVE FROM REDDIT!)


I always thought Niki was lonely. The only time she really looked happy was near that Huber chick and not really ever near Patrick.
Since i'm such a giving kind of person, I took the liberty of freeing Britney Griner out of a Russian work camp in exchange for releasing dangerous terrorists.. and her hand in my wife's hand in marriage.

Of course, the LIBERAL MEDIA would never report on what REALLY went down that day..

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I like where this is going.

 

[Opesterino]

 

[captain_kamala]

Why are there so many basketball lesbians in our universe
First coach mullen now this

 

[SpaceEdge]

Hey fellas, I've been thinking maybe Pat needs a personal trainer. He needs someone who can really control his diet and force him to exercise and I saw this:

MSN

www.msn.com

One message apparently from Harley said: “Second option, I have you institutionalised again where they medicate the c*** out of you, and you go back to Zombieland forever. Play date with the kids just won’t be the same.”

Maybe this guy could tame pat's piggish cravings?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No stlaker, you are not me.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Do any of the other numbers ever reply?

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

Uh oh, Raymond's not gonna be happy about this. Loving the direction of this bit.

 

[Dog Eater]

Please text Pat even while your wife is in labor.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's so nuts how he responds exactly how he would if no other people were tagged into this. I don't know who those people are but presumably it's people pig knows or is at least aware of. Any normal person would just address them directly and say 'Ignore this person and block the number' but our special retard just has to put on a show for everyone without even acknowledging them.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Hey fellas, I've been thinking maybe Pat needs a personal trainer. He needs someone who can really control his diet and force him to exercise and I saw this:

MSN

www.msn.com

Maybe this guy could tame pat's piggish cravings?

3107201554

 

[SpaceEdge]

actual photo of the king pen:

 

[captain_kamala]

actual photo of the king pen:

That's a sweet silver bullet you've got there

 

[Ladynyahh]

He even posted it in afternoon drive time. He really fawkin has been doing it since he was 18

 

[StealthyFag]

>Stinky Niki

 

[SpaceEdge]

You heard it here first MSNBC, I have Britney Greiner's father recorded yelling at a mexican to get leaves off his lawn and he yells "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!!"

This is the kind of hard hitting news you won't get elsewhere folskh.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

At worst this would be a misdemeanor harassment charge that would get pled down to an ACD. I love that Porky Pat thinks texting is a serious offense.

 

[felonious_patposter]

Holy shit this Griner guy is retarded. Explains his daughter.

 

[captain_kamala]

He reminds me of my dad lol. God bless.

 

[Malibu Pat]

He was in Vietnam, so he definitely has PTSD. Next time play a helicopter or gunfire sound effect. It should really bring it out.