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She's going to talk to someone she's not supposed to and Jim will suicide by ODing on egg yolks.
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How will Prince Alan murder Jim Norton when it all goes wrong?
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It's just easier to distinguish the two with pronouns. It's motived by laziness not acceptance.
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Locked in his kiss coffin
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Probably some poisonous liquid in his CPAP machine.
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“And he killed him, two weeks later. Caved his head in with the base of a blender. We got there and there was so much blood you could taste the metal.”
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He'll (Jimmy) will probably die via some sort of rare blood infection after his "girlfriend" perforates his colon with "her" gargantuan porn cock and fills him with "her" diseased, sterile semen. Graphic, yes, but clearly the most likely scenario. There's just no way that she isn't crippling that tiny old man with that rig.
I could also see him killing himself after "she" ditches him, cleans the place out, and leaves him a note. "Jimmy, so sorry I had to do this, but Sven was just paroled, and he's the only man I've ever loved. Good luck, Alena".
I could also see him killing himself after "she" ditches him, cleans the place out, and leaves him a note. "Jimmy, so sorry I had to do this, but Sven was just paroled, and he's the only man I've ever loved. Good luck, Alena".
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I bet you his bassy voice shakes the bed while the tranny talks in its sleep and wakes Jim up every night. “The man of laughter will submit to me!!!!”
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The same way Danny killed his father; cheaply.
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I always imagined some brutal shit like him feeding jim through a woodchipper or trying to put his limbs down a garbage disposal or something.
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Holy shit! You guys are bruuutal!
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I think they stay together until he dies so he can get the (probably) 2.5 million dollar Norton fortune. What does it have to lose? He was jacking off on camera in Norway for 100 dollars a day. He just hit the lotto. Hell also be treated very well and pampered until Jim’s death. Probably still cam and make money off whatever gay content they put out. Dudes lucky tbh.
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Via salt shaker
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The rumbling of Jim's Darth Vader level apnea mask and ENIAC machine sized power unit probably drowns out all but the most violent and ear piercing screams from anyone. Norton sleeps with an apnea machine like he's Neo being plugged into the Matrix. "How many migs did you shoot down last week?".
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Suffocation..
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She moves to NY becomes a trans socialite and immediately finds a client circle of better stock. Goes back to tricking/cam whoring, Norton becomes unconsolable with his great loss and decides to take his own life because that's what half the comedians he copies did anyway.
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I'm not. He's bad enough as it is, can you imagine how more insufferable he'll get after he eats a piece of tiramisu and finds a whole new avenue of holier-than-thou pontificating?
And Andy Dick's more feminine than Ragnar Codbrok.
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I hope baby boy didn't insist on a pre nup.
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Any shot there was a prenup?