He's baiting the trolls and it should be obvious now

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine trolling yourself for internet validation and so your family members will take you seriously when you throw a tantrum.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You'd think he was a doctor the way he makes his speculations out to be certainties that he's done the exhaustive research on. It's never "I think it's physically impossible for a 78 year old man to heal that fast." It's always "I'm telling you the way it is because I'm Patrick S. Tomlinson, boy genius. He was 100% not shot and was not bleeding the blood that everyone saw."

He was retweeting stuff comparing it to Mike Tyson biting Holyfields ear which is much different than an ear being grazed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He was retweeting stuff comparing it to Mike Tyson biting Holyfields ear which is much different than an ear being grazed.

Lmao. Yeah having the cartilage completely crushed and bit right through by human teeth is a little more devastating I'd imagine.

I remember watching that with my dad. It was the first boxing PPV I ever watched all the way through. He told me we were rooting for Holyfield because Tyson is a bad guy. I can remember Holyfield jumping up and down and gesturing at his ear and I can remember the slow mo replay clear as fuck. Tyson had ahold of that thing good and Holyfield had to really fight and pull to yank his ear free. Getting bit is one of those things that instantly hurts like fuck too, it cuts through all the adrenaline. My dad still thinks Mike Tyson is a piece of shit.

 

[RickReternal]

By "incapacitated" I assume he means shot? So he's going to shoot this imaginary stlaker and then pin them down while they're bleeding out and in his mind the police arrive and just slap on the cuffs and it's straight to jail for stlaker child while he swishes his cape and does a slow mo walk back to his hovel while the crowd cheers?

He lives in a fantasy world.

We saw at WorldCon that he carries mace on his belt. I think he’s rocking mace for sure and probably a taser at all times for stlakers.

 

[Harry Powell]

Pat's manhood was tested, and the way he responded put him on path that included:

1. Threatening to murder his wife and daughter.
2. Abandoning his daughter.
3. Being a devout loser and refusing to get a real job.
4. Failing at comedy.
5. Failing at writing.
6. Marrying a lesbian.
7. Buying a dilapidated frat house.
8. Becoming fat.
9. Suing 60 John Does.
10. Becoming the ultimate Internet laughing stock.
11. Being forced to pay $85k.
12. Becoming a maid.
13. Swatting himself.
14. Suing the MPD.
15. Becoming really fat.
16. Being thrown prison.
17. Getting brutally gang-raped by Tyrone, D'Entree, and friends.

All he had to do was punch Jon to take himself off this trajectory. But he was too much is a coward.

It’s exactly like Back To The Future 1

 

[PorqueDealer]

We saw at WorldCon that he carries mace on his belt. I think he’s rocking mace for sure and probably a taser at all times for stlakers.

Pat did not have mace at Worldcon.

 

[RickReternal]

Pat did not have mace at Worldcon.

What was that on his belt?

 

[Cumiace]

What was that on his belt?

Either a rape kazoo or a Molly Jong Fast fleshlight

 

[HotAnus]

Imagine being Nikki. You already wanna just snack on snizz and are dismissive of men in general. You marry some unassuming gay nerd to get your mom off your back, but you have to live with him to put up appearances. You think ' Well he's a milquetoast
Faggot, he can only be sooo annoying..' but every few days he runs in to tell you what tough guy shit he said online. Its enough to make a dyke wanna get ass fucked by a real man in front of him out of spite.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Yeah it’s possible but I guess like I said I don’t cruise Craigslist for furniture. Last time was when I moved into my first house after college with roommates. Just odd that 3 sets before noon we’re able to get over there ready to load it and take it away.

Taking 3 sets of loads before noon is what Tommy calls a slow day.

 

[StlakerFatti]

every few days he runs in to tell you what tough guy shit he said online. Its enough to make a dyke wanna get ass fucked by a real man in front of him out of spite.

which he enjoys watching

 

[Meade Skelton]

I guess he wasn't too broken up over the Craigslist thing considering he's currently shitfaced and childing twitter users at Jack's American

 

[Honoria]

I get it now -

1. viral conspiracy tweet

2. Suddenly there's a post on Craigslist where people are stealing your lawn furniture

3. Playthe hits (punch Nazis, comedy, atheism).

He got called out by Yashar Ali who is a journalist that can get unhinged, hopefully it gets traction.

 

[Humanatee]

I get it now -

1. viral conspiracy tweet

2. Suddenly there's a post on Craigslist where people are stealing your lawn furniture

3. Playthe hits (punch Nazis, comedy, atheism).

He got called out by Yashar Ali who is a journalist that can get unhinged, hopefully it gets traction.

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Dr Rick is on the scene to solve the mystery! Good job all that medical training allows him to comment on such matters with authority. Apparently he's now an expert on war, sci-fi, comedy, fitness, politics AND human anatomy.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Dumb Pat not even getting on the Twitter Ad sharing scam like Anthony for his viral tweets because he painted himself into a corner by crying about blue ticks.
Also, cartilage is one of the fastest healing part of the body. Guess what your ear is mostly?

 

[Caverlock]

Has Pat ever tweeted about something he's reading?

I'm one of the good ones!

 

[Honey Badger]

I'm one of the good ones!
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This is the author.

I’m going on record and saying I want Patrick
S Tomlinson to commit suicide

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He believes the police will stand by until he tells them “take ‘em away, boys”

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I'm one of the good ones!
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So You Want to Talk About Race

No. Fuck Off Darkie.

 

[JebJoh]

Taking 3 sets of loads before noon is what Tommy calls a slow day.

One complete set is one from the cowboy and one from his horse.