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He's baiting the trolls and it should be obvious now

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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By "incapacitated" I assume he means shot? So he's going to shoot this imaginary stlaker and then pin them down while they're bleeding out and in his mind the police arrive and just slap on the cuffs and it's straight to jail for stlaker child while he swishes his cape and does a slow mo walk back to his hovel while the crowd cheers?

He lives in a fantasy world.
He believes the police will stand by until he tells them “take ‘em away, boys”
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Rare Patrick W, three sets of people thought the Adirondack chair were good enough to steal collect in such a short time frame!
Also this was posted around 10 am his time, were to believe 3 sets of people all came to his house on a Monday morning for furniture before noon? He forgets to factor in people have jobs and work on Monday in his fantasy scenarios.
 

Dennis Denuto

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He said the same thing in 2020 after Biden won. Of course he continued to tweet all day about Trump / Republicans and anything to shit on Elon Musk.
Election day instead of watching the tv I am going to be watching Rick's Twitter. Usually I don't care whoever wins American elections but I have been praying every night for a Trump victory for months just so we can see the pig rage.
 

Dennis Denuto

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Also this was posted around 10 am his time, were to believe 3 sets of people all came to his house on a Monday morning for furniture before noon? He forgets to factor in people have jobs and work on Monday in his fantasy scenarios.
Someone on Reddit who said they made a Facebook ad for the chairs says they got hundreds of interested persons within days so it's really not that far fetched to me. I'm surprised he didn't lie and say the whole number of people that came instead of "sets" so he can sound like a bigger victim.
 

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Ever since the Torswats arrest he has no idea what to do to get attention. Nobody cares about the Craiglist stuff (and he clearly remembers the pepperoni ad which is why I assume he's the one posting these).

Remember the "Nazi paint can" that completely missed his bike? He probably thought that was the ticket but it got less traction then his stolen chairs.
 

Ladynyahh

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Also this was posted around 10 am his time, were to believe 3 sets of people all came to his house on a Monday morning for furniture before noon? He forgets to factor in people have jobs and work on Monday in his fantasy scenarios.
Maybe a large percentage of people in Milwaukee are also miserable fat layabouts who don't have jobs and sit around guzzling beer all day and therefore have the time to find deals on shitty patio furniture
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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"It's punching Nazis around here."

Nothing says "I've never been in a fight" like talking about violence in a zany, cartoonish way.

"It's drawing a tunnel on a wall so that's Nazis drive into it around here folx."
Anyone who claims to be “punching Nazis” has never even been near a fight. Like when Shane claimed he walks around his town punching them all the time yet doesn’t have any assault charges against him. He claimed he “doesn’t bother” with those when it comes to him punching Nazis all day in his town.
 

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Mr Self Defense expert broadcasts his live location and the fact that he's drinking (lowering his reaction speed) while claiming to be the victim of a terroristic cult. Make that make sense.
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BudDickman

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Anyone who claims to be “punching Nazis” has never even been near a fight. Like when Shane claimed he walks around his town punching them all the time yet doesn’t have any assault charges against him. He claimed he “doesn’t bother” with those when it comes to him punching Nazis all day in his town.
If Pat had the balls to punch anybody, he would have punched Jon after he manhandled his wife right in front of him, and we wouldn't be here right now.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Maybe a large percentage of people in Milwaukee are also miserable fat layabouts who don't have jobs and sit around guzzling beer all day and therefore have the time to find deals on shitty patio furniture
Yeah it’s possible but I guess like I said I don’t cruise Craigslist for furniture. Last time was when I moved into my first house after college with roommates. Just odd that 3 sets before noon we’re able to get over there ready to load it and take it away.
 
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