Has This Airbnb Been Posted?

[OpiesDelishHog]

If the Airbnb guest chooses to allow Patrick to "spend time" with them, do you think he mentions the fact that he's a science fiction author and tries to hawk his shitty books?

Of course he does. He’s trying to be the cool wise author taking in weary travelers and imparting his worldly wisdom on his guests over a cup of tea. Just like he stole the whole pet on his shoulder in videos thing from Brandon Sanderson.

His whole life is a fat, bloated, sweaty, child ignoring cosplay.

 

[Sue Lightning]

No troll would write literal essays on a dead radio forrrem

@LingerLonger @Rodeo Clown @admin comment?

 

[chewtoycock]

Of course he does. He’s trying to be the cool wise author taking in weary travelers and imparting his worldly wisdom on his guests over a cup of tea. Just like he stole the whole pet on his shoulder in videos thing from Brandon Sanderson.

His whole life is a fat, bloated, sweaty, child ignoring cosplay.

Not to mention he sent a book to some dutch homo he met while eating lasagna at an american mexican bar. Part of me is kind of happy that mexico is only getting their culture corrupted by the biggest faggots in america.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Not to mention he sent a book to some dutch homo he met while eating lasagna at an american mexican bar. Part of me is kind of happy that mexico is only getting their culture corrupted by the biggest faggots in america.

Literally the biggest ones

 

[DominusOdium]

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What are the logos on the hat and shirt?

 

[quasi101]

@LingerLonger @Rodeo Clown @admin comment?

Depends what you mean by essay. First we need to establish the terms..... then etc. Etc.

 

[Hoolies]

@LingerLonger @Rodeo Clown @admin comment?

Imagine you're married to a portly, yet handsome midwestern fella, suddenly your father's tragic death leaves you owning exactly 99 houses all across the great state of Milwaukee. How many rental units could you possibly put up on Airbnb? Remember, you need somewhere to live and also it's all duplexes.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Of course he does. He’s trying to be the cool wise author taking in weary travelers and imparting his worldly wisdom on his guests over a cup of tea. Just like he stole the whole pet on his shoulder in videos thing from Brandon Sanderson.

His whole life is a fat, bloated, sweaty, child ignoring cosplay.

What do you want to bet those recent photos out with "friends" were him tagging along with his Airbnb guests? He probably acts like Jim Carrey in "Cable Guy" and they have to make clever moves to ditch him.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Imagine you're married to a portly, yet handsome midwestern fella, suddenly your father's tragic death leaves you owning exactly 99 houses all across the great state of Milwaukee. How many rental units could you possibly put up on Airbnb? Remember, you need somewhere to live and also it's all duplexes.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I should let everyone know if i averaged out every grade from elementary to high school, I would have like a 14% F in regards to Math. But if I did the same for History / Civics it would be like a 90%+ A. I coulda been fawwwkin Plutarch if I didn’t get into duh posting business. Sniff

 

[cachorro]

@LingerLonger @Rodeo Clown @admin comment?

Ah yes the three most notorious trolls on da forum

 

[Uncle Floyd]

If the Airbnb guest chooses to allow Patrick to "spend time" with them, do you think he mentions the fact that he's a science fiction author and tries to hawk his shitty books?

Nah... Probably not.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

While driving manual isn’t as common as it used to be, most folks over 30-something can probably do it. I think. I hope.

I learned when I was 16 but I haven't driven manual since. I'm pretty sure I couldn't now.

Way to contribute to the thread, Ricster.

 

[guest]

No troll would write literal essays on a dead radio forrrem

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Very realistic scenario. That Pat character, always finding himself in a wacky situation!

Oh, that Pat! He's always getting up to some high jinks!

 

[RobertMewler]

Oh, that Pat! He's always getting up to some high jinks!

Notice he hardly ever shares real life stories anymore? It's because he mostly lives on the internet now and interacts with other humans less and less. He's in a dark and deluded place because of that.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Oh, that Pat! He's always getting up to some high jinks!

I had a scorch twitter account before this tweet where I would tell everyone about pats awful behavior and say Pat is NOT PFG! And Pat would fight with it. Pat steals everything!

Also “bomb-ass”? I forgot that cringe comment

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I had a scorch twitter account before this tweet where I would tell everyone about pats awful behavior and say Pat is NOT PFG! And Pat would fight with it. Pat steals everything!

Also “bomb-ass”? I forgot that cringe comment

Those fireworks slapped, child.

 

[quasi101]

No it hasn't been posted yet. Has anyone even answered the title question ? Rude.

 

[Lard Glug]

Oh, that Pat! He's always getting up to some high jinks!

A character selling illegal fireworks out of a car looks like a degenerate. News at 11.