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[quasi101]

I think you also have to have a 4 door car / suv / etc. for safety reasons

he's also over the weight limit...... by himself.... shucky ducky .....

 

[firstimelongtime]

I think you also have to have a 4 door car / suv / etc. for safety reasons

Those Mustangs have no backseat legroom to speak of, anyhow.

This isn’t to stop him from driving Uber Eats/Doordash. Doing a buffet-style skim as he goes.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he might do deliveries for The Garage since he seems to be there all the time, according to sources

 

[RickReternal]

All this proves is that there’s still so much more to discover about our beloved lolcowpig.

I wonder if he’s driving for Uber

The Florida years. There’s gold in the Florida years.

 

[Hoolies]

Those Mustangs have no backseat legroom to speak of, anyhow.

Uber Patrick also ain't half as responsive as airbnb Patrick, just let me sit there cradling my baws, then kicked me out for some frumpy dyke bitch and her heffer co-worker.
4/5

 

[Harry Powell]

Uber Patrick also ain't half as responsive as airbnb Patrick, just let me sit there cradling my baws, then kicked me out for some frumpy dyke bitch and her heffer co-worker.
4/5
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Very realistic scenario. That Pat character, always finding himself in a wacky situation!

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Uber Patrick also ain't half as responsive as airbnb Patrick, just let me sit there cradling my baws, then kicked me out for some frumpy dyke bitch and her heffer co-worker.
4/5
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It’s not a muscle car, queer

And this never happened

 

[firstimelongtime]

It’s not a muscle car, queer

And this never happened

And the transmission really doesn’t matter unless there is some Uber requirement that Pat totally wouldn’t be aware of anyhow.

While driving manual isn’t as common as it used to be, most folks over 30-something can probably do it. I think. I hope.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Uber Patrick also ain't half as responsive as airbnb Patrick, just let me sit there cradling my baws, then kicked me out for some frumpy dyke bitch and her heffer co-worker.
4/5
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Nobody jumps into an Uber without verifying it’s the right car, stupid. He just wanted to brag about his shitty car.

Also the unneeded commas also show it’s a Pat original. A guy in “business casual”? You mean someone dressed as an adult and not a dopey teenager like Pat?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Very realistic scenario. That Pat character, always finding himself in a wacky situation!

Funny how thanks to us these WACKY and TOTALLY REAL stories dried up.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Nobody jumps into an Uber without verifying it’s the right car, stupid. He just wanted to brag about his shitty car.

Also the unneeded commas also show it’s a Pat original. A guy in “business casual”? You mean someone dressed as an adult and not a dopey teenager like Pat?

He's such a retard tier storyteller. I can't believe there are people who actually bought and read his shitty books.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Funny how thanks to us these WACKY and TOTALLY REAL stories dried up.

Doing the Lord's work.

 

[Ladynyahh]

If the Airbnb guest chooses to allow Patrick to "spend time" with them, do you think he mentions the fact that he's a science fiction author and tries to hawk his shitty books?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Funny how thanks to us these WACKY and TOTALLY REAL stories dried up.

Well he still has the ones where he's working very closely with multiple levels of law enforcement to have anyone who mocks him arrested, but other than that it's mostly making sure we all know that he has never lied in his life and he retired from being the most interesting man in the world about 5 years ago.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

If the Airbnb guest chooses to allow Patrick to "spend time" with them, do you think he mentions the fact that he's a science fiction author and tries to hawk his shitty books?

The catch-22 is that if he does that then they may Google him and find all this shit

 

[despacito69]

If the Airbnb guest chooses to allow Patrick to "spend time" with them, do you think he mentions the fact that he's a science fiction author and tries to hawk his shitty books?

He has a bookstand with his unsold dreck just inside the front door

 

[cachorro]

Yes obviously my math was…whats the word. Hypothetical I guess. Obviously 100 people couldn’t stay there for 5 nights each. But they could stay there for 2-3 nights and the math works out.

100 attendees for 3 nights = 300 days.

He’s been hosting this since November 2022 which actually means he’s had more than 365 days to fill out.

So going back to my original figures:

$163 per night for 3 nights = $489

$489 + service fee of $50 = $550

Now multiply that by 100 guests over a year and we get $55,000. Pre tax.

So ok, LESS than the (generous) $100k figure I threw out. Thats still righteous bucks for the fat man.

Okay I used to think your were trolling people and I respected it, now I think you’re the biggest retard

 

[despacito69]

Okay I used to think your were trolling people and I respected it, now I think you’re the biggest retard

No troll would write literal essays on a dead radio forrrem

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

If the Airbnb guest chooses to allow Patrick to "spend time" with them, do you think he mentions the fact that he's a science fiction author and tries to hawk his shitty books?

Of course he does. He’s trying to be the cool wise author taking in weary travelers and imparting his worldly wisdom on his guests over a cup of tea. Just like he stole the whole pet on his shoulder in videos thing from Brandon Sanderson.

His whole life is a fat, bloated, sweaty, child ignoring cosplay.

 

[Sue Lightning]

No troll would write literal essays on a dead radio forrrem

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