I remember this but I don't remember the context. Was he trying to be funny or was this ironic? It's seem like something that he'd do ironically because he is genuinely amused by retarded things.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Grill Pat
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Worked in some "high end" kitchens in uni and guaranteed those knives (they're more like props) are for retarded rubes like Pat. That server hates him too and just wants to go do a rail in the staff bathroom to help get through her shift.
That’s a classic tale from the era of Alpha Sales-Boss Pat.
When he was selling insurance with Ade, he was somehow “in charge” of other sales people via some kind of MLM-esque scheme.
He is so full of himself in the story. He talks about flying out for a visit with his INFERIORS, “glad-handing” and “wining and dining”.
It’s a 30-minute preamble of him talking about himself like some mythical Wall Street business honcho, then it gets to him ordering his well done steak.
I have no clue what the point of his story was other than to impress his interviewer with his WILD and VARIED and SUCCESSFUL career history.
That’s exactly what this retard thinks
I wonder what well-known disorder has texture and other sensory issues as a hallmark diagnostic symptom?You're not witty, clever, or funny, Pat:
"I ordered my ‘starch’, mashed red potatoes with the skins left in, my meat, a filet mingon well-done, and another round of drinks.
"I’m sure some of you are cringing at the very concept of a well-done filet mingon, but the texture of rare meat doesn’t agree with my palate. I understand that many carnivores prefer their steak’s experience with fire to be limited to burning the hair off a still twitching slab of muscle tissue, but I don’t believe we stole fire from the Gods just as a way to smoke-up our tents. I want my meat good and dead. The trouble with this is, under normal circumstances, I ask for well-done with the expectation that the cook will assume I’ve suffered some sort of traumatic brain injury, leaving me incapable of forming or holding rational opinions, and therefore deliver a steak the way he wants to cook it, which is typically medium if I’m very lucky. The alternative is, since the furthest most cooks ever go with their steaks is medium, if they actually venture into the unexplored territory of cooking a well-done order, they invariably cook it until it has the texture of saddle leather found amongst the artifacts of a Civil War era battlefield."
Eating Authors: Patrick S. Tomlinson
By the time you read this I should be safely back home, after another long weekend of slipping in and out of trance and causing similar slippage in others. I should also have a shiny new certificat…www.lawrencemschoen.com
I've gone back and forth and always settled back to "he's a poorly-socialized man-child". Which somehow the 'tism got expanded to include. I.e., the retardation wasn't coming from inside the house, but from outside influences that resulted in... Pat.
He could just be eating well done steaks to be """"different"""".
Women AntH finds unattractive due to race, age and biological sex 1/3.5 billion
Downs syndrome?
This is the gayest thing I’ve read here and that’s really saying something.You're not witty, clever, or funny, Pat:
"I ordered my ‘starch’, mashed red potatoes with the skins left in, my meat, a filet mingon well-done, and another round of drinks.
"I’m sure some of you are cringing at the very concept of a well-done filet mingon, but the texture of rare meat doesn’t agree with my palate. I understand that many carnivores prefer their steak’s experience with fire to be limited to burning the hair off a still twitching slab of muscle tissue, but I don’t believe we stole fire from the Gods just as a way to smoke-up our tents. I want my meat good and dead. The trouble with this is, under normal circumstances, I ask for well-done with the expectation that the cook will assume I’ve suffered some sort of traumatic brain injury, leaving me incapable of forming or holding rational opinions, and therefore deliver a steak the way he wants to cook it, which is typically medium if I’m very lucky. The alternative is, since the furthest most cooks ever go with their steaks is medium, if they actually venture into the unexplored territory of cooking a well-done order, they invariably cook it until it has the texture of saddle leather found amongst the artifacts of a Civil War era battlefield."
Eating Authors: Patrick S. Tomlinson
By the time you read this I should be safely back home, after another long weekend of slipping in and out of trance and causing similar slippage in others. I should also have a shiny new certificat…www.lawrencemschoen.com
Everything about it is utterly hateable. Even when acknowledging that his tastes are against the norm, he represents everyone ELSE'S as pedestrian, for liking "a still twitching slab of muscle tissue".
I don't know what I'd be supposed to do in that situation. I never put any thought into the finer points of the design of what steak knife I'm gonna use.
Just gimme a fuckin knife and a container of coffee, negress.
The main reason he took that photo is because she's black. He's like George Costanza trying to find black people to be seen with so he can prove to his black coworker he has black friends.
Retard definitely cooks over flames
Or another thing that he has in common with Trump. He, too, is a demon like that.
That whole Summer of Handyman Pat is viewed in a different light now that its known it was for his AirBnB.