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Fresh Nicole dropped

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Nicole, a list of demands:

1. Start eating meat. Red meat, steak preferably. Get some color in your skin and fix all those deficiencies.
2. Buy a fucking dress. Make that two. You must wear them once a week in open shoes (sandals, heels, flats doesn't matter but no sneakers).
3. Shave your legs. We both know you don't currently but you must going forward. Waxing or laser is also an option. Armpits too but that can wait.
4. Throw away every piece of grey clothing you have. This is non negotiable.
5. Start using conditioner. Your hair is too clean and you've been stripping the oils out.

Once you complete these tasks we will talk fertility.
 

Kinderman

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Nicole is showing off her feetys and getting raunchier.


Well look at this saucy little tart. She knows what she’s doing.


Nicole, a list of demands:

1. Start eating meat. Red meat, steak preferably. Get some color in your skin and fix all those deficiencies.
2. Buy a fucking dress. Make that two. You must wear them once a week in open shoes (sandals, heels, flats doesn't matter but no sneakers).
3. Shave your legs. We both know you don't currently but you must going forward. Waxing or laser is also an option. Armpits too but that can wait.
4. Throw away every piece of grey clothing you have. This is non negotiable.
5. Start using conditioner. Your hair is too clean and you've been stripping the oils out.

Once you complete these tasks we will talk fertility.
I guess Erock thought that was really fawkin funny and decided to send it to her. Kind of a dick if you ask me.


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