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Truly awful tits. Can you imagine hiring a stripper and getting this? Thoughts and prayers to those affectedThey probably amorphous and blotchy like Cardi Bs tits![]()
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Truly awful tits. Can you imagine hiring a stripper and getting this? Thoughts and prayers to those affectedThey probably amorphous and blotchy like Cardi Bs tits![]()
This body is a hate crime. Do some situps at least. She's a skinnyfat guy.
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The funniest thing about this thread is the word "Fresh". nothing fresh about this person
I achieved my final form
We’ll get ‘er there.There are a lot of things you can call this Nicole girl, (and we have,) but "cute" is not one of them.
More areola for me.Truly awful tits. Can you imagine hiring a stripper and getting this? Thoughts and prayers to those affected
Nicole is showing off her feetys and getting raunchier.
Holy fuck those are AWFULThey probably amorphous and blotchy like Cardi Bs tits![]()
Nicole is showing off her feetys and getting raunchier.
I guess Erock thought that was really fawkin funny and decided to send it to her. Kind of a dick if you ask me.Nicole, a list of demands:
1. Start eating meat. Red meat, steak preferably. Get some color in your skin and fix all those deficiencies.
2. Buy a fucking dress. Make that two. You must wear them once a week in open shoes (sandals, heels, flats doesn't matter but no sneakers).
3. Shave your legs. We both know you don't currently but you must going forward. Waxing or laser is also an option. Armpits too but that can wait.
4. Throw away every piece of grey clothing you have. This is non negotiable.
5. Start using conditioner. Your hair is too clean and you've been stripping the oils out.
Once you complete these tasks we will talk fertility.
Next it'll be bare feet and eventually ass shotsWell look at this saucy little tart. She knows what she’s doing.
I guess Erock thought that was really fawkin funny and decided to send it to her. Kind of a dick if you ask me.
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I believe it. She’s been slutting it up at a pretty good pace since becoming the new Off Topic girlfriend.Next it'll be bare feet and eventually ass shots
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