Felony Shitting: Straight Guy Rick declares he will come hold you on the toilet if you shit in his hovel

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can't stop laughing at the thought of Pat frantically inspecting the toilet as soon as his guest checks out, finding a turd, and running outside and tackling him while he loads his bags into an Uber.

I would love for someone staying to leave a photo of Patrick S Toiletson’s twitter account in the bathroom.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

He’s completely insane.

 

[DominusOdium]

100k, or whatever it's up to, in costs later and still doesn't realize that maybe, just maybe, spending all day threatening people with prison for taking a meaty shit in your hovel's commode is perhaps not the path to success.

 

[Imager]

100k, or whatever it's up to, in costs later and still doesn't realize that maybe, just maybe, spending all day threatening people with prison for taking a meaty shit in your hovel's commode is perhaps not the path to success.

What do you mean? He's the most successful LOLcow of all time!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Would be fitting for him to go down like opie

While looking like Roland