Felony Shitting: Straight Guy Rick declares he will come hold you on the toilet if you shit in his hovel

[TorpidSloth]

What's the difference between Glasgow and Edinburgh?

About 15 hundred smackheads

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Oopsie doodles.

Hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

 

[Imager]

does he watch everyone taking a shit in case it becomes felonious?

I heard he has a secret camera in the bathroom just for this very reason.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Lynne is go a be so pissed he gets them kicked off of air bnb. Wings of redemption's stlakers got him banned from being a doordash driver. I'm sure Airbnb has similar policies.

 

[Turk February]

It you guys get him kicked off AirBnB I'll be furious. It will ruin my Hajj.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

does he watch everyone taking a shit in case it becomes felonious?

Good point. My prediction: the Pat saga surprisingly ends when he gets arrested for installing cameras in the bathroom

 

[captain_kamala]

Good point. My prediction: the Pat saga surprisingly ends when he gets arrested for installing cameras in the bathroom

Would be fitting for him to go down like opie

 

[CompoundBasement]

Good point. My prediction: the Pat saga surprisingly ends when he gets arrested for installing cameras in the bathroom

It's funny he thinks he can just assault a person he suspects as being one of his trolls with no consequences. If he actually followed through with holding someone down (who wasn't touching him or threatening him) until the cops came he'd be the one who ends up being arrested and charged with assault and battery. He's been denied protective orders more than once as well as being admonished by a judge for responding to and antagonizing/threatening his trolls, and he still hasn't learned his lesson.

 

[Turk February]

It's funny he thinks he can just assault a person he suspects as being one of his trolls with no consequences. If he actually followed through with holding someone down (who wasn't touching him or threatening him) until the cops came he'd be the one who ends up being arrested and charged with assault and battery. He's been denied protective orders more than once as well as being admonished by a judge for responding to and antagonizing/threatening his trolls, and he still hasn't learned his lesson.

He would never do it. He would run away screeching "arrest this man!"

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I'm sure walking into a bathroom with someone shitting and then incapacitating them is perfectly fine. Pat is a lolcow milking machine.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

He’s the Thelonius Monk of doing bits.

Thelonius Cunt
Felonious Hump
Thelonelius Chump

Gelatinous Lump

 

[The Arm]

The only way he could restrain someone is by sitting on them.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I heard he has a secret camera in the bathroom just for this very reason.

That's been mentioned too.

 

[Turk February]

That's been mentioned too.

Multiple sources confirm

 

[Phish]

It's funny he thinks he can just assault a person he suspects as being one of his trolls with no consequences. If he actually followed through with holding someone down (who wasn't touching him or threatening him) until the cops came he'd be the one who ends up being arrested and charged with assault and battery. He's been denied protective orders more than once as well as being admonished by a judge for responding to and antagonizing/threatening his trolls, and he still hasn't learned his lesson.

Itd be worse than just A&B. Itd be false imprisonment at best kidnapping at worst.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Itd be worse than just A&B. Itd be false imprisonment at best kidnapping at worst.

That's what finally put O.J. in prison for several years. Fatso would run his mouth and end up like his Milwaukee neighbor Jeffrey Dahmer with a broomstick up his ass if he was ever sentenced to prison.

 

[BoomerSperg]

He would never do it. He would run away screeching "arrest this man!"

"This is Dan Mullen and he has committed multiple felonies against my family, arrest him right now!"

"....sir, don't do that."

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I never knew it was a crime to leave a shit in a toilet of accommodations you paid for. Does Wisconsin have a secret bathroom bill no other state has. I’m curious now.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Lol Pat's gonna bust in, rip your shirt off and smack you in the gut like Bam Margera. "Payat, I gotta friggin' werk in da mornin!"

 

[BudDickman]

I can't stop laughing at the thought of Pat frantically inspecting the toilet as soon as his guest checks out, finding a turd, and running outside and tackling him while he loads his bags into an Uber.