Fat unemployed man explains why he has to tweet all day instead of getting a job

[Turry Fawks]

He’s currently fighting with annoying black man Richard Bottoms and claims the military will go around shooting us soon
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"Dick Bottoms"?

 

[stealthygeek]

Weird how he gets offended by that, but takes personal responsibility for 9/11.

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Mark Wahlberg blushed when reading this.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Weird how he gets offended by that, but takes personal responsibility for 9/11.

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Ok, this might be the gayest thing I have ever read.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The strong proud black man bitched out real quick to the fat white man

Richard Bottoms Bitch

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Bunch of unemployed faggots

 

[Kurt_Love]

The Milwaukee cops are already trying to kill him even before they got a new king.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No Pat - if you don’t “survive” the next four years won’t be because of Trump but because youre a fat drunk in poor health

 

[Juschippinyababe]

None of you get it. SMH.

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Was afraid of BDA and Danny Mullen at his own bar

 

[Jenna]

Bunch of unemployed faggots
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Yeah I remember Trump's first term when he really clamped down on all those left-leaning podcasts. Now every podcast out there is just kissing billionaire ass.

Good thing Rick's around to lecture all these naive libs on how podcasting works.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Bunch of unemployed faggots
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He knows how hard it is to get podcasting equipment into the city.

 

[EraGodless]

Weird how he gets offended by that, but takes personal responsibility for 9/11.

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"... on his watch." Delusional motherfucker. There's narcissism and there's Patrick Tomlinson- he takes it to an 11, child.

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Sorry, jelly. Find your peanut butter.

Pat finds peanut butter every day.

 

[VizioDash]

Ok, this might be the gayest thing I have ever read.

What's gay about a 21 part tweet that got nine likes?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

It’s not that simple, maybe it is, but it doesn’t feel that simple. What type of jobs are out there, what about my family I’d leave behind who need me etc?

How long will these places remain free from this shit anyway? They can just put a Haitian favela anywhere at any time.

Alot of construction jobs. Retired people. If you know how to use a saw and the smallest amount of framing experience you're golden.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

They’re gonna kill us!!
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He must get this nonsense from Niki - really explains why he’s such an overdramatic woman and his posts are liked / retweeted by lonely cat ladies

What if it's been Nikki tweeting the whole time? Pat is her retarded brother so she did the wedding to make the retarded happy but there was no marriage license. Earl, the delet freeze up? Play the fucking x-files music.

 

[Lard Glug]

Pat finds peanut butter every day.

I hear he puts it on dogs’ assholes and licks it off.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Bunch of unemployed faggots
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TCP/IP has a right-wing bias, child. No, will noT elaboraTe. I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand my vague incoherent squeals.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat is very important on twitter according to him so he HAS to stay and FIGHT for democracy!
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The best game in town? His social media addiction is beyond severe.
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Pat claims he his hurting trump and musk and even hurting musk - the richest man in the world - financially because he tweets all day
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Guess any new WIP is on hold because Trump won the election. Sorry Niki - I can’t write a book for a publisher to buy because hecking Nazis child’s and Drumpf!
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That dumb tiger analogy sucks, Pat
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Seriously - Lynne has to be telling Niki it’s time to get her bum of a husband to get a real job since the writing career is long dead and they can only rent out their place so many times in a month.

Get a job, piggy!

Lynne is far too stupid for that. If she wasn't she:

*Wouldn't give Pat tens of thousands of dollars to pay off his completely needless debts.

*Bankroll whatever bullshit lawsuits he's had going on since then.

*Go back to work and rent out her summer property to pay for it all.

*Allow her retard daughter to marry a fat faggot like Pat in the first place.

She's a woman who also happily let her husband sit at home playing Mr Mom until he died. She's an idiot.

 

[RickReternal]

Maudlin Rick, being as deep as a puddle, posts this wisdom on X and Threads. Then: a ballwasher steps out of line.

 

[Udders]

Maudlin Rick, being as deep as a puddle, posts this wisdom on X and Threads. Then: a ballwasher steps out of line.

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Never-father figure.

I want his face smashed in, in Minecraft of course.