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Fat unemployed man explains why he has to tweet all day instead of getting a job

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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You adjust because you have no choice. It will probably mean a pay cut unless you can work remote. But the tradeoff is worth it for your sanity and safety. If your family physically needs you close then yes, you will have to stick it out for a while. Plus, the quality of wife material will increase the further you're out of the libtarded cities and colleges.

I know I’m just raging against the dying of the light, but I don’t want to just flee and accept it’s over. it is over though, der krieg ist verloren.
 

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Weird how he gets offended by that, but takes personal responsibility for 9/11.

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Holy shitballs, this might be the most delusional thing he's ever said.

I had just flunked out of community college and moved to Florida to work for a pyramid scheme. In my spare time, I uncovered that planes would be flown into buildings on 9/11, because I considered myself personally responsible for protecting America like Superman. I told the authorities what would happen, to ground all flights on the Atlantic seaboard, but they didn't listen and let it happen.

My hindsight is perfect, and I deserve way more than 1 retweet and 9 likes for almost saving the Twin Towers.
 

DominusOdium

Unreasonably loud, boisterous and intoxicated
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Holy shitballs, this might be the most delusional thing he's ever said.

I had just flunked out of community college and moved to Florida to work for a pyramid scheme. In my spare time, I uncovered that planes would be flown into buildings on 9/11, because I considered myself personally responsible for protecting America like Superman. I told the authorities what would happen, to ground all flights on the Atlantic seaboard, but they didn't listen and let it happen.

My hindsight is perfect, and I deserve way more than 1 retweet and 9 likes for almost saving the Twin Towers.
He's got the brain and mindset of a 11 year old sitting around fantasizing about getting a time traveling Delorean and going back to kill Bin Laden, save Anne Frank and tell the Titanic to turn sooner.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised to find out this was a "Big" movie situaiton where he asked a Zoltar machine to be big when he was 11 and woke up obese and old but with the mind of a child who was failing out of school.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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He’s currently fighting with annoying black man Richard Bottoms and claims the military will go around shooting us soon
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Jenna

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They told peaceful protesters to scram so Trump could take a nice picture! Genocide of American citizens is clearly the logical next step!

Prime example of why nobody takes his chicken little horseshit seriously.
 

NigelCumia

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They told peaceful protesters to scram so Trump could take a nice picture! Genocide of American citizens is clearly the logical next step!

Prime example of why nobody takes his chicken little horseshit seriously.
They also openly laughed at the time that Trump and his family fled to an underground bunker because they were threatening to breach the White House gates. He can't even get his propaganda straight
 
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