Failed Fatboy Friday

[DominusOdium]

A little throwback to happier times for up and coming author Patrick S. Tomlinson, when his entire existence wasn't telling people they were going to prison for life for tweets that don't even break X TOS much less federal law...

https://milwaukeerecord.com/comedy/author-patrick-tomlinson-prepares-to-launch-the-ark/

Some choice quotes from cocky, full of himself, arrogant half marathoner Tomlinson, given between closing bars and being buried in strange:

On getting Tiny Tim published:

When asked if it was difficult to get published, he said “Fuck, no, it’s super easy!” And then he laughed for a minute. “My agent is like a human shark. My work was recommended to him by another client. Networking is important.”

On shit that will never happen:

He was also not afraid to suggest some casting should Hollywood come calling. “I would like Olivia Wilde to play every role, including the men. Failing that, I guess I could settle for Jason Momoa as the main character, Bryan Benson, who I see as blended ancestry, physically fit, and tough while still being charming. Also, I would kill to get Daniel Simon on board as the hardware designer. His work on the movies Tron: Legacy and Oblivion were simply breathtaking."

On what he'll do when he cleans his 1000000th Airbnb toilet:

" That and if I do get stupid Hollywood money, the first thing I’m buying is a Lotus C-01 motorcycle, which he designed.”

On ripping off British author's IP from Adams to Dickens:
(Bonus: A guy who never reads saying there are no funny fiction books, aside from his)

“There aren’t that many books that are good fiction and funny,” he says. “I started out writing a novel that was a continuation of a Douglas Adams book. The people I showed it to liked it a lot. So I stripped out everything and made it my own. It’s my first novel written but hopefully my next one sold.”

And lastly:

Patrick is most famous locally for being the mastermind behind the Cthulhu Comedy Collective.

Well, that might be the second thing he's most famous for in town these days.

 

[Brooke Shields]

There aren’t that many books that are good fiction and funny

Calling that statement retarded is being lazy.

It's moronic but arrogant, like you would expect someone to know better than to say something so dumb and yet he went ahead and said it anyways. Unfortunately it's less interesting than a big dumbie who wrote a shit book while never actually having read any books, in actuality it's just some boring hubris by a fag.

 

[DominusOdium]

Lotus C-01 goes for 350-450k.

He thought his writing was going to take him far enough that he could spend that on a vanity motorcycle, to the extent he was bringing it up publicly in interviews as a real possibility.

 

[Andy Elliott]

A Lotus would last about 5 minutes in that alleyway

 

[Rdrk]

Kinda looks like a handbag on wheels. Pretty gaudy imo. No wonder Rick loves it.