Failed Fatboy Friday

[DominusOdium]

A little throwback to happier times for up and coming author Patrick S. Tomlinson, when his entire existence wasn't telling people they were going to prison for life for tweets that don't even break X TOS much less federal law...

https://milwaukeerecord.com/comedy/author-patrick-tomlinson-prepares-to-launch-the-ark/

Some choice quotes from cocky, full of himself, arrogant half marathoner Tomlinson, given between closing bars and being buried in strange:

On getting Tiny Tim published:

When asked if it was difficult to get published, he said “Fuck, no, it’s super easy!” And then he laughed for a minute. “My agent is like a human shark. My work was recommended to him by another client. Networking is important.”

On shit that will never happen:

He was also not afraid to suggest some casting should Hollywood come calling. “I would like Olivia Wilde to play every role, including the men. Failing that, I guess I could settle for Jason Momoa as the main character, Bryan Benson, who I see as blended ancestry, physically fit, and tough while still being charming. Also, I would kill to get Daniel Simon on board as the hardware designer. His work on the movies Tron: Legacy and Oblivion were simply breathtaking."

On what he'll do when he cleans his 1000000th Airbnb toilet:

" That and if I do get stupid Hollywood money, the first thing I’m buying is a Lotus C-01 motorcycle, which he designed.”

On ripping off British author's IP from Adams to Dickens:
(Bonus: A guy who never reads saying there are no funny fiction books, aside from his)

“There aren’t that many books that are good fiction and funny,” he says. “I started out writing a novel that was a continuation of a Douglas Adams book. The people I showed it to liked it a lot. So I stripped out everything and made it my own. It’s my first novel written but hopefully my next one sold.”

And lastly:

Patrick is most famous locally for being the mastermind behind the Cthulhu Comedy Collective.

Well, that might be the second thing he's most famous for in town these days.

 

[Brooke Shields]

There aren’t that many books that are good fiction and funny

Calling that statement retarded is being lazy.

It's moronic but arrogant, like you would expect someone to know better than to say something so dumb and yet he went ahead and said it anyways. Unfortunately it's less interesting than a big dumbie who wrote a shit book while never actually having read any books, in actuality it's just some boring hubris by a fag.

 

[DominusOdium]

Lotus C-01 goes for 350-450k.

He thought his writing was going to take him far enough that he could spend that on a vanity motorcycle, to the extent he was bringing it up publicly in interviews as a real possibility.

 

[Andy Elliott]

A Lotus would last about 5 minutes in that alleyway

 

[Rdrk]

Kinda looks like a handbag on wheels. Pretty gaudy imo. No wonder Rick loves it.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Calling that statement retarded is being lazy.

It's moronic but arrogant, like you would expect someone to know better than to say something so dumb and yet he went ahead and said it anyways. Unfortunately it's less interesting than a big dumbie who wrote a shit book while never actually having read any books, in actuality it's just some boring hubris by a fag.

It's honestly something I could hear Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin say.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"Writing jokes and writing books aren’t that different. They’re both a performance that requires mastery of words"

Wordmaster Patrick Tomlinson

Being that cocky with your childishly written book. Here's a word for you to Google, Pat: hubris

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"Writing jokes and writing books aren’t that different. They’re both a performance that requires mastery of words"

Wordmaster Patrick Tomlinson

Being that cocky with your childishly written book. Here's a word for you to Google, Pat: hubris

Rick has a fatty hubris, we saw the tapes.

 

[wbgreen]

Funniest thing about his dreams of stardom is he isn't even the most famous internet nerd in his own city. People in Hollywood are aware of Red Letter Media; people who've worked on Star Trek and Star Wars are fans. Fat Rick has to seethe about that. He would kill Nikki for that level of attention.

 

[RobertMewler]

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Kinda looks like a handbag on wheels. Pretty gaudy imo. No wonder Rick loves it.

Nice heating oil tank bike, stupid.

 

[Harry Tasker]

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Kinda looks like a handbag on wheels. Pretty gaudy imo. No wonder Rick loves it.

Harley-Davidson riders SEETHE when they see Pat on his Burkin-bag-bike

 

[DominusOdium]

Funniest thing about his dreams of stardom is he isn't even the most famous internet nerd in his own city. People in Hollywood are aware of Red Letter Media; people who've worked on Star Trek and Star Wars are fans. Fat Rick has to seethe about that. He would kill Nikki for that level of attention.

RLM are actual celebrities but as far as I've ever seen, never did interviews talking about how easy it was to be so great and famous, how they were already picking out which color of Bougatti Tourbillon they're going to buy when they get called out to Hollywood and they certainly never spent all day in YT comments or on X telling everyone how dumb they are if they disagree and he'll rape their mom if they don't admit how much better at X posting he is than them. "I get paid handsomely for my opinions" has, as far as I can tell, never come out of Rich Evans' mouth.

They're also actual comedians who get the self depreciation element of comedy, instead of trying to be the smuggest cunt in Milwaukee.

Might have something to do with why nobody ever steals their lawn furniture.