Enjoy prison sophisticated scammers

[Cumiace]

"So what did you do with the Walmart gift cards?"

 

[kingship75]

Nikki pays the electric. He was alone and didn’t know how to handle the situation. I’m surprised he’s ever left alone in that house. He’s going to set the kitchen on fire trying to make stovetop popcorn.

Noooo, Jiffy-Pop child!

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I've been getting calls about my car warranty expiring. They call every day and I keep giving them money and I have proof. Do you think Pat can help me out here?

 

[JebJoh]

I'm sure it's been brought up but does he actually look at his bills? You don't get cut off without ample notification and you will get letters reminding you to pay if you haven't. For a tech geek he's fantastically numb to what's been happening for the last decade.

I have an aunt that does the same thing when she avoids getting scammed. She'll run to the internet like Pat and Brother Moo to tell you how she figured out the boobie inspector isn't real. Attention seeking retards.

If enough people go along with it, it becomes real. Why you gotta hate?

 

[JebJoh]

I've been getting calls about my car warranty expiring. They call every day and I keep giving them money and I have proof. Do you think Pat can help me out here?

Safe bet would be to give them access to your bank account so they can withdraw money every time your warranty expires. This way you’re always covered.

 

[captain_kamala]

When I was schizo and got the your cars extended warranty calls I used to accuse people of buying a car in my name and cuss them out

 

[JebJoh]

When I was schizo and got the your cars extended warranty calls I used to accuse people of buying a car in my name and cuss them out

If I had a schizo friend I would register my car in his name so I’d never have to pay tickets.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Wait, Niki cooks?

Yes. Senegalese flatulence. In her cunt.

 

[RickReternal]

a normal person just hangs up on the pajeets and moves on with their life

for unemployed never-father Piggy this event is the highlight of his week, deserving of posts on 4 different social media sites, squeals at other users for no reason, calls We Energies to squeal at them too

I find this all so unfathomable. He’s publicizing this because he thinks it makes him and Stincki look smart. Not so. It took them half-an-hour to get to the bottom of an obvious scam. It makes them look retarded and bored.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

When I was

The use of past tense here is doing a lot of heavy lifting

 

[BudDickman]

Just noticed that the street shitter said his power would be shut off within 30 minutes. Very sophisticated and plausible.

 

[JebJoh]

Yes. Senegalese flatulence. In her cunt.

Not sure how you managed, but you tied this up nicely.