Enjoy prison sophisticated scammers

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Here's a tip, Pat. Anyone calls you with that derka-derka-derka accent it's a scam. There's no legit reason to ever talk to a pajeet on the phone.

Nikki, give me the credit card. The stlakers got Microsoft to call me and they need our card or Windows gets deactivated.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

This is very Joe Cumia of him

 

[JebJoh]

Here's a tip, Pat. Anyone calls you with that derka-derka-derka accent it's a scam. Pretty funny that he assumes it's the stlakers getting his power turned off. There's no reason to ever talk to a pajeet.

Nikki, give me the credit card. The stlakers got Microsoft to call me and they need our card or Windows gets deactivated.

He brought up the stlakers to reinforce his street cred, he’s a hardened take no shit street smart operator now. Nobody’s pulling the wool out from under his eyes.

 

[AliceWorquer]

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Not even remotely related to this situation. He really does just insert that into every single topic.

You oversell it, Pig, that's why so many people aren't buying it.

Lol. Jesus christ. What has to go wrong with a persons brain to have this little self awareness?
Fortunately for him, getting tricked into giving a 5 hour interview with Josiah made him wise to these scammers tricks, and he can now sniff them out in just two or three phonecalls.
If anyone calls you from a number you don't know, you can just let them leave a message and Google the number retard.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

How many old people are in the replies telling him CALL THE POLICE

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

How long before its retconned to the Criminal Cyberstalking Nazi Death Cult tried to steal my identity by pretending to be WE Energy.

You called it correctly lol

 

[SFWA liaison]

Nikki is going to cook dinner with the tagine as penance for her racist thoughts after dealing with scamming pajeets.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

You called it correctly lol

Jesus Christ, Pat. Take your fucking meds. It was a bunch of Boqs somewhere in Boqistan trying to get $400 out of a fucking idiot. If it was "oUr stlakers" it would have ended with them calling you a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Also, wouldn't this mean stlaker children have found Pat's new number? He doesn't say anything about that. Key victim points he wouldn't even think about missing out on if they were available. "ThEy TrAcKeD dOwN mY nEw nUmBeR sOmEhOw..."

 

[PorqueDealer]

Jesus Christ, Pat. Take your fucking meds. It was a bunch of Boqs somewhere in Boqistan trying to get $400 out of a fucking idiot. If it was "oUr stlakers" it would have ended with them calling you a fat faggot with bitch tits.

No stlaker, it was you and the police know it was you.
This is why your life is over. Enjoy Prison.

 

[Meade Skelton]

Nikki is going to cook dinner with the tagine as penance for her racist thoughts after dealing with scamming pajeets.

Wait, Niki cooks?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Wisconsin doesn’t exactly have options, funster.

Minnesota only has Excel energy there like Standard Oil, child

 

[Brooke Shields]

You called it correctly lol

ha the retarded way he words it makes it seem like he thinks his "stlakers" are gonna target We Energies customers

FATRICK! This was the long con! WE COMIN FOR THEM NIGGUH

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

So smart he talked to three different people and actually looked through bank statements instead of just hanging up and calling the actual Power Company. Fucking rube.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

So when he accused us of getting their power cut off in the winter it was probably some shitskins trying to scam them and he turned it into another lie.

 

[Jack FN]

Why does he answer the phone at all if it’s a number he doesn’t know? He claims to be a millennial (he’s not) but doesn’t know the first thing about modern technology use

One of those mysteries like how his voicemail was always full until Canyon rang him up. Deranged pig.

 

[Dog Eater]

I guarantee those poos copped at least 3 “nonono”s.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I'm sure it's been brought up but does he actually look at his bills? You don't get cut off without ample notification and you will get letters reminding you to pay if you haven't. For a tech geek he's fantastically numb to what's been happening for the last decade.

I have an aunt that does the same thing when she avoids getting scammed. She'll run to the internet like Pat and Brother Moo to tell you how she figured out the boobie inspector isn't real. Attention seeking retards.

 

[BudDickman]

It's kind of funny that he ignores huge debts and liens on his house (until the very last minute when his mother in law intervenes) but he falls for scare tactics from some low IQ Indian.

 

[wbgreen]

I'm sure it's been brought up but does he actually look at his bills? You don't get cut off without ample notification and you will get letters reminding you to pay if you haven't. For a tech geek he's fantastically numb to what's been happening for the last decade.

Nikki pays the electric. He was alone and didn’t know how to handle the situation. I’m surprised he’s ever left alone in that house. He’s going to set the kitchen on fire trying to make stovetop popcorn.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

You called it correctly lol

He’s going to try and use this as an excuse if he gets caught with the self swats. “They stole my identity. They cloned my phone!” What he doesn’t understand is that you need physical proof of that, especially once it’s been established that he’s an unreliable narrator/pathological liar.

For anyone who thinks he’s of average intelligence, this just an other example of how a retard thinks smart people are. Smart people wouldn’t have allowed any of this to happen.