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No problem for Pat then
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Dipshit Feeling Important
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I mean he's not wrong on the Walmart thing, but what are small-towners supposed to do earn enough money to keep their local businesses afloat? Become successful sci-fi writers cum internet political pundits?
A "writer" who types "couple blocks" instead of "couple of blocks". Nice stupid, stupid.
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This feels like he's discovering everything within a 10 minute walk of his house for the first time and is blown away that there are blocks of stores and restaurants in urban areas. No shit, retard. The reason someone wouldn't like it is probably because they enjoy looking outside their front door and not just seeing an asphalt hellscape full of niggers and faggots like you. Not to mention people with families who want their small children to have places other than an alley or a busy street to play in.
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Doesn't he know that is what any suburban strip mall looks like?
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City Pat is such a lame faggot. I'll move to a rural place eventually. Quietness rules. I get most of my stuff by mail anyway.
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But he can walk to it from his Historic Duplex and Top Rated AirBnB.
Keyword is "downtown". The rest of his shithole city doesnt even have the amenities of a small town and they only have that because they're a Chicago runoff city that never fell as hard as somewhere like Detroit just because of geography, and because they're a "never was" city.
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Lol.
Hey, tubby - turn around so I can read the name on your jersey, bud. I have no idea who you are. Why's it taking you so long to turn around, bud? You rorate like a planet, buddy. Should I come back in 24 hours?
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This faggot finally acquired a taste for coffee and properly cooked beef at the age of 44.
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What’s the over/under on how many open reeking dumpsters he passed on this alleged walk?
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No, he's both stupid and pig headed so he never bothered to learn about anything he already decided he was better than, in this case the suburbs and everything outside his metropolitan lifestyle.
Pig bodied too, obviously
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How can you stay in shape when you were never in shape to begin with? You fat faggot
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Patrick's stomach is never empty, child.
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He could do this pretty much anywhere the developed world. I don't understand what point he's making. Nobody is trying to argue against convenient highstreets. Having a few shops within walking distance of your house is a fucking bizarre thing to try and brag about. Does he think people who live further away turned down a nearby florist?
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Stay in shape? You chose blob as your desired form?
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Meanwhile his car sits in an alley and he has to plant his garden in that thin strip of grass that separates the sidewalk from the curb. Don’t forget the shot spotters and section 8 housing right next door.
Yeah Pat, sounds like a real paradise.
Yeah Pat, sounds like a real paradise.
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Jesus look at her gigantic frozen MargI'm shocked he didn't go to that Mexican place for corn and Niki's daily liter of vodka.
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I'd love to see how Pat would get on playing something like COD online with all the 11 year olds calling him a faggot and a nigger while they completely own him.
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He doesn’t drink coffee, stlaker. He drinks tea. Coffee doesn’t agree with his stomach. As for “properly cooked beef”, need I say more than take a look at The Wellington?