Dipshit Feeling Important

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I think this is the second time he’s posted some “I went for a walk” nonsense…Is he admitting to being a fat slob?

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

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This looks to be the brunch spot at Downer Ave.

To the surprise of nobody, there are only four "healthy choice" options available for Milwaukeeans: yogurt, two bowls of oatmeal, and avocado toast. Far more "treat yourself" options, like Oreo Pancakes, Very Berry French Toast, and the Bangin' Breakfast Burger: 7oz. beef patty, grilled jalapenos, fried egg, applewood-smoked bacon, American cheese, pepper jack cheese, and chipotle sauce on a toasted brioche bun.

Just the thing to hold me over in between breakfast and lunch.

I'm shocked he didn't go to that Mexican place for corn and Niki's daily liter of vodka.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Spending a lot of time with Niki outside lately. I guess the Airbnb guests don't want the fat guy hanging around.

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Their "trash talk game" is probably hilariously shitty, btw. A 12 year old Canadian hockey player could probably make them both attempt suicide with one sentence and their parents would reward them for it.

 

[fusciasomething]

It's kind of amazing that he admits to being bad at something.

Also, that's probably literally the first sport he's ever attempted to play. I also suck at tennis and I'm actually athletic. Good luck, Pat.

I can't wait for his expert opinions on one vs two handed backhand and point construction on clay vs hard court. Those will also be hilariously ad just like all of his sports takes

 

[TorpidSloth]

Imagine the disgusting sweaty smelly sex these two wildebeests have after a tennis match. Actually don’t imagine that.

They don't have sex

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm shocked he didn't go to that Mexican place for corn and Niki's daily liter of vodka.

Lmao at the enormous novelty drink

 

[Sue Lightning]

They don't have sex

You’re right, they’re into things.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He really thinks he lives in a unique environment. Nothing he did was uncommon or special.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Their "trash talk game" is probably hilariously shitty, btw. A 12 year old Canadian hockey player could probably make them both attempt suicide with one sentence and their parents would reward them for it.

Eh , nice tits there, Toots. Nah, I was talkin to your husband, eh

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[Jenna]

My God, a rare instance of self-deprecation from Pig. Of course it's related to a fairly niche sport that has the perception of being for rich people. He'd never say that about something he associates with masculinity, like martial arts or lifting weights (which he's also obviously awful at.)

Narcissists are okay with self-deprecation as long as they're in control of it. Usually it's something inconsequential like this, and there's always a self-compliment hidden in there (our trash talk game will be elite!)

If the usual twitter accounts starting teasing him about it, it'd be "I am better than you at tennis in every conceivable way, stlaker. Enjoy prison." within 15 seconds.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Narcissists are okay with self-deprecation as long as they're in control of it. Usually it's something inconsequential like this, and there's always a self-compliment hidden in there (our trash talk game will be elite!)

So true. I didn't even put that together.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hayseed

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Yeah who wouldn't want to live in a nigger infested inner city hell hole? I'll gladly take the Letterkenny-esque rural bullshit, instead. I'm a 10 minute drive from the closest "town" which is just a roundabout and a dive bar. The last big caper the local pigs had to solve around here is who the fuck keeps poaching strawberries from the farm down the road. No faggot neighbors, no pride flags, and no fucking niggers blasting music on "dey sale foams" around every corner.

Haha last time I lived rural all the neighbors had either those Don't Tread on Me flags or the black-striped US flag. Nice people though.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

I just enjoy Pat complaining about getting doxxed, yet always makes so easy to dox himself. Like didn’t take any of us long to find out where he ate, and probably will eat again.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I just enjoy Pat complaining about getting doxxed, yet always makes so easy to dox himself. Like didn’t take any of us long to find out where he ate, and probably will eat again.

40% chance that place is receiving faxes as we speak

 

[kingship75]

I can't wait for his expert opinions on one vs two handed backhand and point construction on clay vs hard court. Those will also be hilariously ad just like all of his sports takes

I want Tennis Pat to throw McEnroe tantrums.

You cannot be serious, child!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This sounds very similar to his fake AirBnb reviews where they talk about how everything is walking distance.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Hayseed


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I hope the conspiracy theory camps are real and they render him down for bacon scented candles. I've been to Milwaukee, it sucks. It's not as bad as some but I've been in nearly every large city and his doesn't make top 20.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I'm shocked he didn't go to that Mexican place for corn and Niki's daily liter of vodka.

This seems terrible on a completely empty stomach

 

[Момент Силышенко]

he's cheering on "15 minute cities", right, the ones where they ban cars? Classic conservative car guy Torque Wheeler, everybody