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Did Club Soda Kenny throw Nana out of Burr's Patrice Benefit After Party?

Sue Lightning

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Stay in this club and DONT remove me i have PLENTY of energy to come back in. YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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AND I WILL!!!!!!!!!! So just FUCKING listen to me! Listen to my FUCKING ranting! listen to what you DO to me! …PAIN IN THE ASS!!! You make my life so FUCKING DIFFICULT. YOU COULD JUST BE A DUDE WHO SUPPORTS ME INSTEAD OF A DUDE WHO SUCKS OFF ME! AND JUST FUCKIN SUCKS ME DRY! AND WANTS AND WANTS….GET OUT OF THIS BUSINESS IF YOURE A GOOD MAN AND YOU SUPPORT ME!!!!! I DONT BELIEVE YOU ANYMORE!!! SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!! HAS ANY RELATIONSHIP EVER WORKED WITH YOU??????? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!! I KNOW I’M BEHAVING LIKE THIS because i know absolutely that you do not like me and treat me with no consideration. I LOVE YOU BECAUSE I TREATED YOU WITH EVERY KINDNESS EVERY CONSIDERATION YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY FUCK !! YOU!!!!!!
…BUT! MY JIMMY IS IMPORTANT!!!! NOW……YOU HAVE ONE…MORE….CHANCE…..AND I MEAN IT now FUCKING KICK ME OUT IF YOU WANT but i will give you one more chance. HUFF HUFFF YOU MAKE ME WANT TO DRINKKK YOU FUCKKEED MY DAY UP YOU CARE ABOUT YOURSELFF. WHEN I AM BEING SO FUCKINGG GOOD TO YOU YOU FUCKING DRAINED ME

SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILEEEEEEEE AND BLOWWWWWWWW MEEEEEE!!!! CAUSE I DESERVE IT!!!

WHO THE FUCK CARES WE AGREED NOTHING !!! YOU AGREED YOU JUST FUCKIN EXPECT SHIT GO TO THE FUCKIN BENEFIT YOURSELF GO THE FUCK HEH AHEHGO THE FUCK YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY SOUL IS SCREAMMING BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ONE TO JOIN MIINE… YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SOUL!!! YOU CANT GIVE A FUCK!!!!! I LEFT OPIE BECAUSE WE HAD NO SPIRITUAL COMMON GROUND AND WE HAVE NONE!!! ZERO!!!! YOU WONT EVEN FUCKING TRY!!!!HUFFF HUFFFFFF YOU dont care….you dont care….

you just enjoy insulting my wife that’s all.

FUCK you i so FUCKING do because you hurt ME SO BAD. YOU INSULT ME WITH EVERY FUCKING LOOK EVERY BREATH EVERY FUCKING HEARTBEAT THAT SELFISH HEARTBEAT YOU HAVE

i didn’t do anything and I apologize for nothing.

WHAT??? WHAT?????, YOU APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING????? WELL YOURE A DISHONEST CUNT!!!!!!! BECAUSE YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR A REASON!!!!!!! HUFF HUFF PEACE??? KEEP PEACE??? WELL ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME AND INSTINCTIVELY I FEEL THAT!!! AND I WILL NOT BE PATRONIZED BY YOU AND YOUR FUCKING LIBERALISM!!! AND APOLOGIZING?? YOU APOLOGIZE BECAUSE YOURE WRONG!!!! AND THAT IS ALL ILL ACCEPT!! AND IF YOU WILL NOT FUCKING ADMIT THAT…GET THE FUCK OUT!! AND I WILL MAKE YOUR GODDAMN LIFE MISERABLE!!!!!

You need rehab.

What??????????? WHAT?????????? I NEED A FRIEND!!!!! NOT A FUCKINN SOYBOY WITH A FUCKINN NIGGER WIFE!!!!!!! I need a FUCKING FRIEND…I DONT NEED REHAB YOU NEED A BAT IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! …ALRIGHT? HOW BOUT THAT? You need a FUCKING DOCTOR. YOU NEED A FUCKING BRAIN TRANSPLANT. YOU NEED A FUCKING…YOU NEED A FUCKING SOUL!!! I need rehab….I NEED SOMEONE WHO TREATS ME LIKE A FRIEND!!! LIKE A HUMAN BEING!!! WITH KINDNESS!!!!! WHO UNDERSTANDS WHAT HONEST RACIAL DISCUSSION IS BECAUSE I BEND OVER BACKWARDS WITH MY EGG IN A KNOT TO DO IT ALL FOR HIM AND HE GIVES ME SHIT LIKE A FUCKIN “DUDE!”…..or says i’m RACIST?????? THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!!! THIS IS RACISTTTTT!!!!! YOU GETTT ITTT??? YOU GET IT NOW???? WHAT RACIST IS??? GET IT???? HUFFF HUFFF HUFF YOU FUCKING DONT CARE ABOUT ME IM HAVING A HARD TIME AND YOU FUCKING YANKED THE RUG YOU BITCH YOU FUCKING PC BITCH

dont come back in or i’ll get Kenny.

WHAT????? YOU FUCKING CUNT I’M COMING TO MYYY FRIENDS BENEFIT I’M COMING TO MY FRIENDS BENEFIT HONEY YOURE IN MY BENEFIT!!! SO ILL CALL KENNY AND TELL THEM THERES SOMEONE IN MYYY BENEFIT!! FUCK YOU I DONT INVOLVE KENNY IN ANYTHING BECAUSE I STAND UP FOR MYSELF YOU YOU WEAK CUNT YOU CALL FUCKING KENNY!!!!

i’ll go to Jimmy right now.

WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF TO THAT WORM BITCH JIMMYS HE WAS FUCKIN MAKIN EYES AT ME HE WOULDA JOINED ME IN 5 SECONDS TAKE THAT ONE UP WITH HIM!!!!!!! I WAS TRYNA SPARE YOUR GODDAMN FEELINGS!!!!! HE WOULDA JOINNEED ME IN 5 SECONDS!! HE’S not your FRIEEEND YOU DONT HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS EXCEPT ME!!! AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT AND THATS WHY IM SO FUCKING ANGRY BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT AND you fuckingg USEED ME !!!!! WELL THE CAREER AT COMPOUND IS OVER!!! And boy when i said that you had less reaction to it than ive ever seen you before and now you’ll be on Jimmys show…YOU JUST SHOWED ME WHAT YOU ARE. ABSOLUTELY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY !!!!!!! FUCKING LEECH CUNT BITCH GOLD DIGGER LIBERAL NIGGER!!! THATS WHAT YOU ARE AND YOU JUST PROVED IT!!! YOU GOT OUT OF THE CUMIA BUSINESS IN RECORD TIME!!!!
 
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Since everyone's giving their opinion, I'll say this... THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!

That whole Cellar crowd are a bunch of faggots who think the mindless shit they throw out at any given moment is HALIROUS, but it's not, that includes Burr. Their constant "roasting shtick" is beyond played out at this point. Anthony's just an old drunk who let all the attention from his hardcore fans go to his head, and Kenny is...well he's an ex-cop, so that explains everything...
 
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Aaaaalright.

Had a few drinks... had a few drinks. Went over to the coal mine, which is of course is the iconic gathering place for hard workers.

I feel like I've become something what's called persona wop grata... I think that's latin? Or french? One of those things?

Anyway, I see Samuel D. Nicholson was there. So I decide to uhhh apply for a job as they say... the newspaper has always said to apply for Nicholson.

So I go to make my job application, and immediately he replies, "DUDE. The fuck you doing in here? After the shit your people have done to our country?"

Immediately I'm like oh no.

Suddenly his security guy... quite literally threw me out of the Auric Mining Company. Oh yeah.

He chest bumped me out of the fucking place.

I.... was not WORTHY to apply for a job... and by the way, that's why I never TRY to apply for a job with Nicholson. In my drunken haze last night, it seemed like a good idea.

White people... people I've been friends with for YEARS in society... chest bumps me out of Auric Mining Company.

PHYSICALLY. REMOVED. BY WHITE PEOPLE.
 
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Mushmouth TMZ also covered it:
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Speaking of Mushmouth, wasn't he being sued by Schuab or whoever? We ever see any updates on all that?

And watching the Anthony clip, he really needs a regular cohost. Everything he says, he looks over to the booth afterwards. It's distracting and unprofessional but par for the course with Nana.
 
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Aaaaalright.

Had a few drinks... had a few drinks. Went over to the coal mine, which is of course is the iconic gathering place for hard workers.

I feel like I've become something what's called persona wop grata... I think that's latin? Or french? One of those things?

Anyway, I see Samuel D. Nicholson was there. So I decide to uhhh apply for a job as they say... the newspaper has always said to apply for Nicholson.

So I go to make my job application, and immediately he replies, "DUDE. The fuck you doing in here? After the shit your people have done to our country?"

Immediately I'm like oh no.

Suddenly his security guy... quite literally threw me out of the Auric Mining Company. Oh yeah.

He chest bumped me out of the fucking place.

I.... was not WORTHY to apply for a job... and by the way, that's why I never TRY to apply for a job with Nicholson. In my drunken haze last night, it seemed like a good idea.

White people... people I've been friends with for YEARS in society... chest bumps me out of Auric Mining Company.

PHYSICALLY. REMOVED. BY WHITE PEOPLE.
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Andy "Nana Bobana" Espresso drunkenly swayed and minced down the cellar stairs. As the Budweiser bubbled within him, he had just enough liquid courage to crane his crater pocked face to stare down his accuser.

Billy "Nigger Wife" Burr. He spat his spearmint gum onto the floor in disgust before sashaying and flitting towards his swollen head arch nemesis.

"Haha holeee shit, hey Billy" He wanted to cattily hiss him down, right there and then, but thought it better to refrain. With Keith Robinson in the adjacent seat, he needed to watch his step. After all, who knows what a darkie like him could unleash upon his innocent Italian frame.

"DUDE!" proclaimed Bill. "MY WIFE, DUDE!"

Andy simply licked his lips, giving some time for his beer breath to cloud this bungrot coal betrayer's breathing space. He was the Prom Queen of this dance and he simply would not allow this Hershey double agent to dictate the tempo.

"It wasn't me" sneered Andy, placing a delicate knee upon a chair. He could barely contain himself at this point. "Take it up with my fans"

Before Andy could further drive his point home, a large shadow appeared from behind. With a shaky breath and a gulp, Andy turned around to see the 7 foot doberman bouncer loom over him.

"Andy Espresso" grunted the masculine entity. "You're done"

With the last vestige of his waning courage, Andy tittered: "If you lay one finger on me, I'll slander you." He spat on the ground. "I'll make sure everybody believes my side. I'm the Espresso Prom Queen of this danc-"

Before Andy could finish his proclamation, Chad Soda Kenny lifted him promptly by his neck. Andy was all too familiar with trashing and fluttering about in another man's hands, but this? In his intoxicated state, he could only blink wildly and gasp as the savior of the benefit professionally took measures to remove the malcontent from the area.

"Use his fucking head to open the door" jeered Keith Robinson. Andy's mind went blank with shock. Hadn't this trusted dark confidant of his realized he wasn't the racist that everybody tried to paint him as? But, as it goes, not everything was Budweiser and Roses as Andy had come to believe. Kenny did just that, leaving Andy shuddering and crumpled on the cold pavement outside the club.

Just before Kenny shut the door, he shot one last sympathetic glance towards his former employer. Just as the door closed, Andy managed to sputter out one last word before he was returned to obscurity forever.

"N-niggers"

Shoutout to satanssockpuppet.
 
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No, he wouldn't, you fucking faggot. Patrice would've ostracized Anthony like everybody has done if he was still alive. Every time Anthony and Patrice discussed politics/race, it always became evident that Anthony had no idea what he was talking about and they never agreed on anything. Anthony went up a step since Patrice's death with his idiotic views/opinions which caused him to destroy not only his career but also his relationships with his friends. Instead of being an adult and re-evaluating himself, he just doubles down and tweets "F/N" and "kill all niggers" on Twitter all day long. Why would Patrice be defending that?
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Patrice was an openly racist nigger who pushed back against pc culture long before the woke bullshit really got out of hand. He savored racism like it was a fine wine. That said, I don't think he'd be hanging out at CP Media or running to Nana's defense in spats with other comedians. He'd probably be hurting Nana's feelings with obscurity and Sue Lightning jokes.
 
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