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Did Club Soda Kenny throw Nana out of Burr's Patrice Benefit After Party?

Sue Lightning

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No, you're right. Maybe he'd be disgusted with Ant.
I still think turning away people from an event like it's a Sweet Sixteen on MTV is very gay. And I believe Patrice would too, regardless of his opinion on Ant.
The whole thing to me is this: If Ant showed up to the Patrice benefit with an invite and was suddenly turned away, yeah thats gay as fuck. But he was specifically told not to come years before this. He showed up extremely drunk. He showed up to a memorial attempting to make amends with Bill Burr over shit completely unrelated to Patrice. When asked to leave he wouldn’t and had to be physically removed. Literally what else are you supposed to do when a dude who’s specifically not allowed into an event shows up at the event belligerent and intoxicated?
 
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Sue Lightning

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Say "okay man, let's talk this over later. I'm running this tonight and can't get into it."
Then ignore him the next day if he still wants to be a cunt.

The end.

Again, this is based off Ant's version. Maybe he became belligerent, who knows.
To me, that would be the response if this were still just about Ants racist tweets or his domestic abuse case. You treat him with some sort of respect because “Hey you know, that guy did give me a platform for like 10 years on O&A. He didn’t do anything to me personally but i don’t agree with who he’s become. Lets give him a nice boot”. But why would Burr treat Anthony with any respect when he tried to dismiss him nicely through a dinner telling him he couldn’t be associated with him professionally, Anthony attacks him, his wife, and his friends, and still expects to be let into this event and make amends. Why would you show respect to that guy when he obviously has none to give himself?
 

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Say "okay man, let's talk this over later. I'm running this tonight and can't get into it."
Then ignore him the next day if he still wants to be a cunt.

The end.

Again, this is based off Ant's version. Maybe he became belligerent, who knows.
This was a plausible scenario if Nana had the decency of behaving like a civilised human being.

Considering how he acts even sober, an ass kicking to the door is the only option left when you are dealing with a guy like him.

Would you invite Cumia to a party of yours Portsmouth Paul knowing what you know about him? Forget the patrice connection for a minute.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

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This was a plausible scenario if Nana had the decency of behaving like a civilised human being.

Considering how he acts even sober, an ass kicking to the door is the only option left when you are dealing with a guy like him.

Would you invite Cumia to a party of yours Portsmouth Paul knowing what you know about him? Forget the patrice connection for a minute.
Now I just picture ant saying " Come on, Sweetie..." to Bill with beer in hand

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Everyone here keeps basing Patrices thoughts off of what we heard of him from 2007-2012. It’s been 10 years since then. Patrice would’ve had different thoughts and opinions since then. Even if Patrice were to never change from who he was back then, he’d still be fucking disgusted by what Anthony has become because he is a non holds barred racist who doesn’t even think theres one “good one”. No matter how “honest” Patrice was about race, why the fuck would he hang out with a guy who thinks no matter how funny he is that he is a genetically inferior dumb gorilla? Patrice always talked about how much he valued funny and if Ron Bennington gave Ant the talk on losing himself I can only imagine the pure disgust Patrice would feel.

Last I checked, there's two people in the world who'll take Ant's calls who aren't on his payroll:

* Gavin McInnes, who's basically Ant's "brother from another mother" when it comes to "destroying your life with booze, drugs and bad decisions"

* Jim Norton. I assume Ant probably has a lengthy mental list of things that could lead to Jim getting fired, sent to prison, or both. Ant knows where the (twink) bodies are buried.

The idea that Patrice would still be friends with Ant is silly. TJ Miller has spent more time hanging out with Ant IRL than Patrice, even Daniel Craig may have. Nobody would call them "close friends of Anthony Cumia."
 
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DMAN

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Drama is gay. These are grown men.
How fucking old are you?

Kicking someone out of your event after you explicitly told them they;re not welcomed isn't "drama," you witless fucking nerd.

"Drama" is what teenage girls call "disagreements." Anthony wanted to attend the event, and Bill Burr disagreed.

Because he's an adult.
Look, I'm a sensitive Irish Catholic faggot from Boston with a mean father just like Burr. I'm not even saying that I personally would've handled it any better.

But in that moment, knowing it will cause a scene, knowing you'll have to address it later, the adult thing to do is to just let it go and maybe address it over a phone call later. Not to prevent Ant from embarrassing himself, but just to diffuse it. That's the right thing to do.

I'm glad Burr did this - it's funny. I just think it was an emotional and gay thing to do for a guy who supposedly has thick skin.

Thank you for standing up and letting us know that you think this is wrong. You spoke your mind, now go back to posting "PAT IS FAT" into the void you boring fat white nigger. Nice "draw," stupid. You were in your 30s when you didn't know "drawer" ended with ER. You don't criticize anyone going forward.

Nice "adulting" stupid.
 

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Man that really hurt Ants pride and feelings. Ant keeps trying to do stand up and this pretty much gives him the scarlet letter "N".

I gotta imagine there's a 99% chance that Ant will be perma-banned from the Cellar.

When Rogan got banned from The Comedy Store, it definitely impacted his opportunities to do stand up AND his ability to network with The L.A. Crowd.

Rogan came back from that by making a name for himself with his podcast, to the point where The Comedy Store needed Rogan more than he needed them.

I can't see that happening to Cumia, his show doesn't have even 1% of the same "pull."
 
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Of course not. I don't like Ant and he's a creep.
But if he showed up, in a public place, what am I supposed to do? Cause a scene I'll have to answer for later?

Honestly I'd have punched Ant in the face if I was Burr because I'm a sensitive faggot, but I'm not on trial here. Burr is.
no one's on trial because everyone else thinks telling the drunk, child biting, racist to go away is justified. if club soda kenny cut ant's head off no one would care
 

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Of course not. I don't like Ant and he's a creep.
But if he showed up, in a public place, what am I supposed to do? Cause a scene I'll have to answer for later?

Honestly I'd have punched Ant in the face if I was Burr because I'm a sensitive faggot, but I'm not on trial here. Burr is.
But is the venue a public place or open for anyone to attend, no tickets, no invitations, no nothing? (Assuming it is the cellar).

I don't have all the details myself.
 

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Marble-mouth 'Boston Retard' Portsmouth Paul will happily invite you to his parties, even if you trash his wife publicly. He will smile and shake your hand in front of his ugly wife and welcome you to the party, because he's an ADULT!

Confronting a former friend for trashing my wife to the world? What am I, five?
 

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I don't fully understand the situation. Was Norton at the Patrice benefit? I'd assume so. Anthony keeps saying he was with Jim prior to the benefit and doesn't have anything negative to say about him, but I'm guessing he was right there at the table when Anthony tried to talk to Burr. Ant's all pissed off that Keith Robinson was sitting there and didn't defend him, but you know Jim wouldn't pipe up in Ant's defense in front of Bill Burr at his own shindig either.
It was the day after the benefit. Nana went to see jimmy’s show and then to the cellar afterwards where the comedians we’re hanging out He was obnoxiously drunk and Burr just told him to fuck off. Amy had him tossed out. Odd that jimmy didn’t want to join nana in this excursion to see all of his friends. Almost like he doesn’t want to be seen with nana.
 
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I love how you get this emotionally involved over OnA drama with strangers.

Says the guy typing out paragraphs that contradict each other, "I'm glad this happened but here's why I think it's bad.." We don't care, white nigger. Go back to the dry boring gay circle jerk of the forum with that stupid Pat avatar please.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

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I gotta imagine there's a 99% chance that Ant will be perma-banned from the Cellar.

When Rogan got banned from The Comedy Store, it definitely impacted his opportunities to do stand up AND his ability to network with The L.A. Crowd.

Rogan came back from that by making a name for himself with his podcast, to the point where The Comedy Store needed Rogan more than he needed them.

I can't see that happening to Cumia, his show doesn't have even 1% of the same "pull."
The fact Ant thought that he might be able sit with them and try to hash out some lame personal drama while bill is hosting a tribute is hilarious. I bet that table had a great time shitting all over Ant after he got booted. They were all laughing at him.
 

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Ant just wants to have his cake and eat it, he is racist but he wants to be a racist truth teller and also a cosmopolitan media guy on the inside of entertainment, you can’t have both you pedophile piece of shit.

I’m racist but keep it anonymous for that very reason.
I'm racist but I even draw the line at posting laughing emojis at a bunch of nigger band kids dying. Heinous shit.
 
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