Cybertruck makes Rick insecure

[TorqueWheeler]

He couldn't be more gay even if he had five dicks up his ass.

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Beep-Beep! Cool guy coming through!

 

[Stent]

Pat's next brand-new car purchase will not be a Tesla.

Anyone can Technicality Tomlinson! ()

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

there must be a point where Rick loved & simped for Tesla, until it became non-cool on twitter

 

[Stent]

there must be a point where Rick loved & simped for Tesla, until it became non-cool on twitter

He was always against electric vehicles because he's a "real" car guy. That was until Ford brought out their line-up because he's just a Ford fanboy.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

there must be a point where Rick loved & simped for Tesla, until it became non-cool on twitter

Probably back when Elon used to claim to be "sort of a socialist", a long time ago. Pat loves liberal ideas alot for a "classic conservative". Elon's kind of a goober but he fucked Grimes a bunch of times, that's pretty cool.

 

[CompoundBasement]

there must be a point where Rick loved & simped for Tesla, until it became non-cool on twitter

Of course he was a Musk fanboy until Musk bought Twitter and unsuspended hundreds of thousands of politically conservative accounts, especially Donald Trump's.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The fact that he even remembers carrying 10 bags of dirt in his car tells me that he probably tweeted the event to prove what a manly man he was buying dirt for his old lady garden

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The fact that he even remembers carrying 10 bags of dirt in his car tells me that he probably tweeted the event to prove what a manly man he was buying dirt for his old lady garden

All I know is that Niki has had more than ten “bags” of “dirt” draped on her forehead, if you get my drift

 

[iBangedQuasi]

The fact that he even remembers carrying 10 bags of dirt in his car tells me that he probably tweeted the event to prove what a manly man he was buying dirt for his old lady garden

Of course he was a Musk fanboy until Musk bought Twitter and unsuspended hundreds of thousands of politically conservative accounts, especially Donald Trump's.

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There are countless tweets of congratulations when SpaceX made a successful flight/jerk off/launch etc

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The fact that he even remembers carrying 10 bags of dirt in his car tells me that he probably tweeted the event to prove what a manly man he was buying dirt for his old lady garden

Fun fact: Here is pats 10 bags of dirt that got delivered by pallet because he cant fit it in the car.

 

[Coonskin]

Patrick is gay and all but I gotta agree with him. I don't like the look of the cybertruck. Seen them a couple of times and I just didn't care for it. Maybe that makes me gay as well. It's a tough one.

This is pretty funny

 

[despacito69]

Oh wow, stuffing 10 bags of shit into 5 bags of space. I bet you would know a lot about that, pat.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

You'd look like a real asshole putting 10 bags of dirt into the back of a mustang

 

[Black Pat]

The let's 180 on Musk didn't coincide with anything he did with EVs/space/business. It coincided exactly when he decided to stop parroting their brain-dead political beliefs

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Oh wow, stuffing 10 bags of shit into 5 bags of space. I bet you would know a lot about that, pat.

He looks likes a lesbian here

 

[Coonskin]

He looks likes a lesbian here

Just here?

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[TorqueWheeler]

Oh wow, stuffing 10 bags of shit into 5 bags of space. I bet you would know a lot about that, pat.

Reminder that Pat does the ironing in their house because he's much better than Niki.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Reminder that Pat does the ironing in their house because he's much better than Niki.

 

[Stent]

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Nobody in that house has worn a woman's business suit except for Pat.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pats even commenting on 7 year old tesla tweets because he has Elon Envy on his mind.