Conjoined twins married.

[RobertMewler]

Their optometrist must hate giving them eye exams. "Now, lean forward and put your chin in this cup... not you!!! Aw, fuck it!"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Sent this to a friend, he replied "Average Cowboys fans"

 

[guest]

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Guy is guaranteed to have a 3 way.

Goddamn they aged like shit. But this nerd knows what hes doing. Hes married now but gets unlimited 3 ways for life. These 2 in 1 broads must do absolutely nothing all day but service this dude. Because theyre desperate to please and be wanted.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Holy shit what the fuck. What a fag

Imagine being gay with yourself

 

[RobertMewler]

New pics came out:

So you've got the one with a hair scrunchy in. You need two hands to do that. They're different people with different brains yet their combined brains signal to their separate arms to coordinate like that? Crazy.

 

[Dennyislife]

When one of them dies the other dies pretty soon after. Imagine how fucking scary those final moments are.

Apparently they have a pretty low key normal life in a small town they live in. I can respect that. I grew up with this east Asian woman loving nearby with a facial deformation that quickly became "normal" as a kid. She could hardly speak due to it but she seemed to get by okay.

 

[RobertMewler]

When one of them dies the other dies pretty soon after. Imagine how fucking scary those final moments are.

Yeah, that'd be pretty terrifying.

 

[aRTie02150]

New pics came out:

So you've got the one with a hair scrunchy in. You need two hands to do that. They're different people with different brains yet their combined brains signal to their separate arms to coordinate like that? Crazy.

I'm curious to how they even coordinate walking. If one wants to turn left and the other wants to turn right, will they rip in half?

So many questions!

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

When one of them dies the other dies pretty soon after. Imagine how fucking scary those final moments are.

Apparently they have a pretty low key normal life in a small town they live in. I can respect that. I grew up with this east Asian woman loving nearby with a facial deformation that quickly became "normal" as a kid. She could hardly speak due to it but she seemed to get by okay.

Some sad pathetic bald manlet white guy will shack her up anyway

 

[I WAS BLOCKED]

bro those bitches waddle. they look like the body of shrek

 

[Stent]

A few years from now when they're dead (what kind of lifespan could they possibly have?) people will say it's obviously photoshopped pics and never happened.

 

[AssholeHead]

I know he legally married one of the heads. Does he kiss the other one?

If one is giving a blowjob is the other just face deep in his thigh?

Do they shit twice as much as a regular person since they’re two heads one stomach?

I know they’re elementary school teachers. Do they get one paycheck or two?

Do they both feel pain if they stub their toe on the side they’re controlling?

How do they swim?

Do they both on the life insurance policy? So if something happened, the husband gets double the money?

How many seats on a plane? How many movie tickets? What about amusement park tickets? Do they have one or two phones?

If one head commits a crime but the other is innocent then what?

Millions of questions.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm curious to how they even coordinate walking. If one wants to turn left and the other wants to turn right, will they rip in half?

So many questions!

It's honestly crazy to think about. Each head controls one arm and one leg. Their life is like the game Octodad. Walking must be a bitch for them.

 

[RoTheHo69]

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no tits no ass

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Reminder that a girl with two heads is married and you're not.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Reminder that a girl with two heads is married and you're not.

True but I'd rather jerk off than have sex with and tie up half my assets with monsters in all honesty.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Do they shit twice as much as a regular person since they’re two heads one stomach?

Holy shit dude, if they share a stomach then they can survive completely on one of them eating and drinking.

I wonder if they take turns, or do both hands feed both heads at once

How do they eat steak?

 

[RoTheHo69]

If one of them wacks someone does the other one have to go to jail?

 

[aRTie02150]

If one of them wacks someone does the other one have to go to jail?

She gets called as a witness.