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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Conjoined twins married.
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Even if they don’t marry another dude, who is the mother of this dudes kid? Both?
Genetically, yeah. They're identical and only have one vagene and reproductive system.
Disgusting freaks, if you ask me.
I think it’s kind of silly to pretend that they’re different people to begin with. Women can’t make up their minds anyways but this one just has two brains. Them possibly having to file taxes separately is an amusing concept.
Or if he ends up arguing with and despising only one head/neck and strangles her and the other head stays quiet about it and just goes on with the head flopping around. Does the head eventually rot and fall off?
I need answers goddamn it!
And what if one loves anal and the other hates it? Does he have to ply the one that doesn't with Percocets in compensation? And what if the one who likes it hates percs? What a fawwkin conundrum! That might even be more weird than water! *Sniff*
nigga had sex with a monster
She's got a body like Chloe grace moretz
If you cut one head off do two more grow in it's place?
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Now THATS a BJ / Rimjob setup, and you can flip around for a double BJ / Rimming. You do unfortunately have to be a fag tho.
Has there ever been conjoined twins that weren't ugly?
Does that make it as smart as a man?
I’d say they’re more indecisive due to having two female brains so less smart in my opinion.
That's all well and good, and if we lived in a more understanding world the doctor would have explained all this to the parents and they would have terminated the pregnancy. But they are determined to live a full life so now we all get to ask these interesting questions.
Legally they are separate people. This obviously disturbed dude can't legally say he's married to both because that's against the law in most of the US.
This reminds me of a riddle we had to solve in high school about a judge not being able to send someone to jail even though he knew a person had committed murder because he'd be putting an innocent person away. I jokingly said Siamese twins and that was the answer, soooo...
While we're all talking about him killing one of them, he better watch the fuck out because they could kill him and possibly get away with it because one could claim she would never allow that to happen and is innocent hahaha
Their dogs still bark at them to this day…
Great thread everyone
Holy shit what the fuck. What a fag