Their optometrist must hate giving them eye exams. "Now, lean forward and put your chin in this cup... not you!!! Aw, fuck it!"
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Conjoined twins married.
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Sent this to a friend, he replied "Average Cowboys fans"
Goddamn they aged like shit. But this nerd knows what hes doing. Hes married now but gets unlimited 3 ways for life. These 2 in 1 broads must do absolutely nothing all day but service this dude. Because theyre desperate to please and be wanted.
Conjoined twin Abby Hensel from Abby & Brittany' ties the knot
Abby Hensel, now 34, from Minnesota, got married to nurse Josh Bowling, a former US army veteran, in 2021, according to public records obtained by TODAY.www.dailymail.co.uk
Guy is guaranteed to have a 3 way.
Imagine being gay with yourself
New pics came out:
So you've got the one with a hair scrunchy in. You need two hands to do that. They're different people with different brains yet their combined brains signal to their separate arms to coordinate like that? Crazy.
So you've got the one with a hair scrunchy in. You need two hands to do that. They're different people with different brains yet their combined brains signal to their separate arms to coordinate like that? Crazy.
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When one of them dies the other dies pretty soon after. Imagine how fucking scary those final moments are.
Apparently they have a pretty low key normal life in a small town they live in. I can respect that. I grew up with this east Asian woman loving nearby with a facial deformation that quickly became "normal" as a kid. She could hardly speak due to it but she seemed to get by okay.
Apparently they have a pretty low key normal life in a small town they live in. I can respect that. I grew up with this east Asian woman loving nearby with a facial deformation that quickly became "normal" as a kid. She could hardly speak due to it but she seemed to get by okay.
Yeah, that'd be pretty terrifying.
I'm curious to how they even coordinate walking. If one wants to turn left and the other wants to turn right, will they rip in half?New pics came out:
So you've got the one with a hair scrunchy in. You need two hands to do that. They're different people with different brains yet their combined brains signal to their separate arms to coordinate like that? Crazy.
So many questions!
Some sad pathetic bald manlet white guy will shack her up anyway
bro those bitches waddle. they look like the body of shrek
I know he legally married one of the heads. Does he kiss the other one?
If one is giving a blowjob is the other just face deep in his thigh?
Do they shit twice as much as a regular person since they’re two heads one stomach?
I know they’re elementary school teachers. Do they get one paycheck or two?
Do they both feel pain if they stub their toe on the side they’re controlling?
How do they swim?
Do they both on the life insurance policy? So if something happened, the husband gets double the money?
How many seats on a plane? How many movie tickets? What about amusement park tickets? Do they have one or two phones?
If one head commits a crime but the other is innocent then what?
Millions of questions.
If one is giving a blowjob is the other just face deep in his thigh?
Do they shit twice as much as a regular person since they’re two heads one stomach?
I know they’re elementary school teachers. Do they get one paycheck or two?
Do they both feel pain if they stub their toe on the side they’re controlling?
How do they swim?
Do they both on the life insurance policy? So if something happened, the husband gets double the money?
How many seats on a plane? How many movie tickets? What about amusement park tickets? Do they have one or two phones?
If one head commits a crime but the other is innocent then what?
Millions of questions.
It's honestly crazy to think about. Each head controls one arm and one leg. Their life is like the game Octodad. Walking must be a bitch for them.
no tits no ass
True but I'd rather jerk off than have sex with and tie up half my assets with monsters in all honesty.
Holy shit dude, if they share a stomach then they can survive completely on one of them eating and drinking.
I wonder if they take turns, or do both hands feed both heads at once
How do they eat steak?
She gets called as a witness.