Comedian Pat is back!

[Tortfeasor]

Glad to hear he retired all his old material

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He should just read the filings from the LOLsuit.

 

[guest]

I haven’t seen a Fat Man bomb like that since 1945 Nagasaki.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Good evening, Milwaukee!
Have ya ever tried to sue the Internet and ended up losing your entire half-house?
I miss my wife.
Goodnight, Milwaukee!!!!!

 

[guest]

Kreep without kid comedy tour.

Doesn't want to play with a Star Wars toy? What is she, five? No, really. I genuinely don't know.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I can’t wait until someone - not even a member of these forums - recognizes him as a lol cow from KF. I know we don’t want to kiss up to them much but they have a wider audience for lol cows. Just imagine how Pig would lose it if some random person said “Hey! Aren’t you the child guy?”

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Ever had to go to the ER with a baby Yoda stuck up your ass?

Well, you’re wrong child. Blocked and reported.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Every monday:

What if this is some kind of trap set to attract people from here? Since they know nobody would actually show up for this dogshit on a Monday night

 

[cliveowen]

Nikki has probably been on him about getting a job. Since Pat has no real skills and couldn't handle manual labor, I guess he dusted off the old set list

 

[Clint Ruin]

Oh no, he retired the "Hitler wore pants" joke?

Fuck. The backbone of his act

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Some landed = politely forced chuckles.

Some didn’t = scorched earth.

You wanna buy a toilet roll holder... door?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Nikki has probably been on him about getting a job. Since Pat has no real skills and couldn't handle manual labor, I guess he dusted off the old set list

That's probably what this is - he was read the riot act by Dame Robinson and his mini-fridge of a wife and this is his idea of buckling down and getting a job - doing an unpaid open mic set in Wisconsin on a Monday.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Fart in my wife’s vagina, please!

He does this pig impersonation I swear you’d think it was the real pig!

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Some landed = politely forced chuckles.

Some didn’t = scorched earth.

You wanna buy a toilet roll holder... door?

I have a daughter named Annabelle and I'm dohdjin her, child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Since it was a Monday Night I’m guessing it was all jokes ripped from Sunday Nights John Oliver show on HBO. Piggy has never had a funny original thought in his fat head.

 

[UnPRePared]

It would be a shame if someone from the OnAForums Midwest Chapter started showing up to his open mic night.

That's easy, we all live in Wisconsin.

"Anyone here get denied for a PPP Loan? I didn't! Thank you and goodnight, Children of Milwaukee!"

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Get-rich-and-famous-quick-scheme Pat is one of my favorite pat characters.

God has blessed us if this is real. Imagine regular videos of the fat pig waddling around the stage ranting about drumpf and the atalkers.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I hereby volunteer to fly to shithole Milwaukee and take on Fat Rick in a roast battle. He knows everything about me. Roasting me is easy: I’m a marathon running faggot with no kids, I dabble in illicit drugs, I spent too much time on here, and I’m a workaholic. Go nuts Patso!

My only condition is that the entire roast battle is filmed so that my friends around the world can see how Fat Rick really lays into it. I heard he’s a rabble rouser!

Prick…I know you’re reading this. If you do not accept this offer, you’re officially slinking away from a gay dude with zero stage experience. If you don’t accept, you’re a fucking coward. DM me on Instagram and lets set up it, unless you’re a big fat bitch with luscious milkers.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

He should just read the filings from the LOLsuit.

I could do a solid 7 just riffing off the LOLsuit

 

[guest]

I could do a solid 7 just riffing off the LOLsuit

If he starts doing LOLsuit material, I'm flying to Milwaukee.