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Comedian Pat is back!

Mikekeke

Trouble In Tomlinson Town
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I wish we had the set where he admitted he completely went nuts on Trump and apologized. You know he secretly thought it was great and that it would go down in history as a legendary set that would be talked about in comedy clubs for years to come.
Every monday:

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I can't imagine going to an open mic on any night, much less a Monday night.
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

Opie Simp
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I wish we had the set where he admitted he completely went nuts on Trump and apologized. You know he secretly thought it was great and that it would go down in history as a legendary set that would be talked about in comedy clubs for years to come.

I can't imagine going to an open mic on any night, much less a Monday night.
He probably performed to an empty room. I imagine piggy has a reputation amongst Wisconsin comics for being an unfunny hack, Monday was probably the only day they let him come.
 

Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock

Those breeches will stay open!
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I'm SO excited for Randall's new material.
Since he left the circuit, his battle with the internet has consumed his life. WHAT in god's creation is he going to talk about other than Trump or internet stlakers?
He has nothing positive in his life to humble brag about. He went to Europe and got made fun of. He worked on his patio and was ridiculed. He tries to cook and gets lambasted.

Rupaul is too insecure to make fun of himself and too paranoid to discuss anything that would lead to further ridicule. He has no life experiences from the last two years that anyone can relate to and people are sick of hearing about politics and covid. He's really backed himself into a corner. Oh, gods, I would be ecstatic for him if he just fucking owned it and came right out, grabbed the mic, and started with,

"So is anyone else here tonight trying to forget about the fact they've bankrupted themselves after trying to sue the internet for calling them fat? Anyone? Anyone here doing that? No? Just me? Okay. Cool. So uh, anyone else here tonight just to get out of the house and away from the phone ringing off the hook because trolls keep giving out their phone number on Reddit and telling everyone their wife will pay black people with pepperoni made from black people to fart in her vagina? Anyone? No one? Huh, this is going great. So who's on Tiktok?"

He’d kill if he went on stage and just read comments from here.
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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I remember this. It killed.
If I'm remembering clearly, one of the other comics not involved with this challenge may have fed him the idea, but even still it was hilarious.

Was this the season Vos lost to Dat Phan? Which was the season Drew Carey threw a tantrum when he found out the judges didn't really have much of a say in who advanced, it was the producers who already had everything predetermined?
i looked it up cause i couldn't remember when Vos went on it, apparently season 2 it happened.
Also lol at who was out first that season:
 
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