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Colin Quinn doesn't even own property

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Most standup comics either blow their brains out or work until they are dead. They all dream and fantasize about getting into movies like Eddie Murphy or a giant show like Tim Allen or podcast/UFC like Rogan. None of them want to work the road. That standup documentary that followed a guy getting back into road gigs was more brutal and depressing than cartel beheading videos.

No one who is a movie star or television star transitions into full time road standup. It's on the same level as pornography in show business.
And stanhopes road comic movie was even more depressing than that
 

LingerLonger

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Example: Dice is still out there humiliating himself trying to be the "cool" jew pushing 70
Dice tried to reinvent himself as "Andrew Clay" then came grovelling back as Dice shortly after. Should just go by Silverstein under his real name.

"You're a fake Italian....in real leather". - Jackie Martling
 

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Most standup comics either blow their brains out or work until they are dead. They all dream and fantasize about getting into movies like Eddie Murphy or a giant show like Tim Allen or podcast/UFC like Rogan. None of them want to work the road. That standup documentary that followed a guy getting back into road gigs was more brutal and depressing than cartel beheading videos.

No one who is a movie star or television star transitions into full time road standup. It's on the same level as pornography in show business.
The road is vurry depressing from what the stories comics tell and I watched Stanhopes movie dealing with it but what do I know I’m just a civilian
 

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The road is vurry depressing from what the stories comics tell and I watched Stanhopes movie dealing with it but what do I know I’m just a civilian
What a surprise, attention seeking people get sad when they're alone watching tv in a hotel room for 4 hours. Comedians are such fucking whiners.
 

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Poor bastard tries so hard. Remember, in 2008, he wrote and wanted to direct a Taxi Driver remake with Eric the Midget for Howard TV for what Stern even said was no money. That’s how desperate he got for any sort of publicity.

But even in his darkest days, if he ever feels like he’s at his end. He should always know that the Navy cadet under the code name “Buffaler” will still hold a place in their heart for him.
 
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I think he’s doing ok as a stand up for a career but not “rich” if that makes sense. Sandler at least put him in a couple movies and he’s had specials that Jerry Seinfeld was involved with so he’s doing alright. He might be one of those types that is putting money away so when he retires he buys a place down south and doesn’t have to do the road anymore. My uncle did that - rented a place then when he retired bought a place down south.
Warren?
 
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Poor bastard tries so hard. Remember, in 2008, he wrote and wanted to direct a Taxi Driver remake with Eric the Midget for Howard TV for what Stern even said was no money. That’s how desperate he got for any sort of publicity.
To be fair, Eric wouldn’t get a Mohawk because Johnny had other work for him lined up in July that specifically said “NO MOHAWK”
 

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To be fair, Eric wouldn’t get a Mohawk because Johnny had other work for him lined up on July that specifically said “NO MOHAWK”
That is true. Even though the “gig” was him showing up at some WWE event as a viewer and him trying to sue/muscle Johnny Fratto out of money even though he failed to promote what he was supposed to promote but it was still Johnny’s fault, (or Johnny was really desperate for promotion and plotted the whole thing. That’s my belief, as retarded as it sounds). The whole “no mohawk” was just him being difficult and Stern not wanting to admit they might not be able to afford to film a movie even of this short length. And all the while, Colin gets dragged by his dick.
 
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Eh, yes and no. I think Gilbert was actually planning to do that once he kids finished high school - I think he even had bought a place down in Florida and joked how he’s just like every other old Jew from New York down there. Colin strikes me as a guy who would do that or just play places close to him down south (like Florida) here and there but not any “real” touring.
You really think Colin Quinn wants to be around fat, drooling southerners?
 

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Vos owns a house.

Fuck

This is depressing. We need to do a go fund me for Colin
Jackie Martling loans his houses out to major production studios for shows. The show 'The Affair' used one of his mansions or whatever, and the entire basement, wall to wall, to was filled with Jackie CDs and DVDs and t-shirts.
 
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