Breaking : Doug Stanhope got raided.

[Mick_Mickerson]

Be realisitic, it was probably drugs, he was probably helping smuggle drugs from mexico. He lives on the az border.

I was going to say he doesnt need the money for all that hassle, but doesn't he support a massive entourage down there?

One article I read said it may be a prank ? The timing during a livestream is interesting but he might be livestreaming constantly

 

[Lunkhead]

I was going to say he doesnt need the money for all that hassle, but doesn't he support a massive entourage down there?

One article I read said it may be a prank ? The timing during a livestream is interesting but he might be livestreaming constantly

No mags in the rifles. Looks like a prank. If it is, very gay attention seeking behavior.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

No mags in the rifles. Looks like a prank. If it is, very gay attention seeking behavior.

A professional comedian shouldn't havw to steal bits from Gavin McInness

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No mags in the rifles. Looks like a prank. If it is, very gay attention seeking behavior.

Someone in that thread asked if it could be The Impractical Jokers guys because they’re friends.

 

[FingerofGod]

If anyone still cares, he let the local SWAT team use his house for a training exercise and joined it for da bit. So that means he set up his camera and intentionally created this little publicity stunt. Sad!

TMZ Article:

Comedian Doug Stanhope's IG Live Stream Arrest Explained

Comedian Doug Stanhope had fans on edge, thinking he’d been arrested on a live stream -- but TMZ has learned it's all just a false alarm ... and a little bit of role-playing.

amp.tmz.com

 

[Voscabulary]

If anyone still cares, he let the local SWAT team use his house for a training exercise and joined it for da bit. So that means he set up his camera and intentionally created this little publicity stunt. Sad!

TMZ Article:

Comedian Doug Stanhope's IG Live Stream Arrest Explained

Comedian Doug Stanhope had fans on edge, thinking he’d been arrested on a live stream -- but TMZ has learned it's all just a false alarm ... and a little bit of role-playing.

amp.tmz.com

not a bad bit, tbqhwy. nowt wrong with a little prank every now and then

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

What happened to him having a stroke a while back? Didn't the cunt die?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

If anyone still cares, he let the local SWAT team use his house for a training exercise and joined it for da bit. So that means he set up his camera and intentionally created this little publicity stunt. Sad!

TMZ Article:

Comedian Doug Stanhope's IG Live Stream Arrest Explained

Comedian Doug Stanhope had fans on edge, thinking he’d been arrested on a live stream -- but TMZ has learned it's all just a false alarm ... and a little bit of role-playing.

amp.tmz.com

I'm going to come across like a fuddy-duddy, but why is a taxpayer-funded police force playing Reindeer Games with Doug Stanhope? I've liked Doug for years, but his entire persona is recklessly using drugs and alcohol and trying to fuck with the government.

But since he is a bit famous, the local Police Department want to be his friends and use his house for training, rather than any other building? The star fucking is nauseating. The police should know their role.

Credit to Doug, he figured out the big fish in a little pond thing and seems to have carved out his own fiefdom down there. If he still lived in LA, he would just be getting ignored in his 2 bedroom condo, rather than yukking it up with the local PD on his compound.

 

[FingerofGod]

I'm going to come across like a fuddy-duddy, but why is a taxpayer-funded police force playing Reindeer Games with Doug Stanhope? I've liked Doug for years, but his entire persona is recklessly using drugs and alcohol and trying to fuck with the government.

But since he is a bit famous, the local Police Department want to be his friends and use his house for training, rather than any other building? The star fucking is nauseating. The police should know their role.

Credit to Doug, he figured out the big fish in a little pond thing and seems to have carved out his own fiefdom down there. If he still lived in LA, he would just be getting ignored in his 2 bedroom condo, rather than yukking it up with the local PD on his compound.

I’ve never been to Bisbee but it seems like purely an ego decision to move there. He gets to feel like a god surrounded by a bunch of losers instead of like just another comic in LA or NY.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Bingo nudes please.

 

[Mass.gov]

Who am I? Your queer as folk lieutenant? Eh, whatever. I think you answered your own question. The kid is off the rails looney tunes and is incapable of responding to any kind of empathy. Abe, back me up on this.

Yeah, it really is too easy. Same as Boq. He was literally blurting out that he had no problem doing all of the terrible shit he was being accused of. Stop doing my job for me, stupids.

Turk can’t help himself. Which seriously Mustard, if that is your real name there’s no pay off here. Just kicking a junkie when he’s down. Like watching a video of a homeless person being run over. At first your like,’ Better call GEICO!’ then you’re like ah that’s sad.

And @Turk February no one has made up anything about you. It’s shit you make as if you’re getting something over on posters for lying about odd things about yourself that aren’t true. As they say in your country: go fly a kite.

I got permission from @CQ BEANS WHORE MOTHER

That's my story and Im sticking to it.

 

[Lunkhead]

I'm going to come across like a fuddy-duddy, but why is a taxpayer-funded police force playing Reindeer Games with Doug Stanhope? I've liked Doug for years, but his entire persona is recklessly using drugs and alcohol and trying to fuck with the government.

But since he is a bit famous, the local Police Department want to be his friends and use his house for training, rather than any other building? The star fucking is nauseating. The police should know their role.

Credit to Doug, he figured out the big fish in a little pond thing and seems to have carved out his own fiefdom down there. If he still lived in LA, he would just be getting ignored in his 2 bedroom condo, rather than yukking it up with the local PD on his compound.

He's just a wetbrained degenerate drug addict that wants to project this dangerous barroom philosopher image, but there's nothing edgy about him.
(WARNING: extreme cringe incoming)

There's nothing edgy or controversial about being a nihilistic hedonist. The government wants atomized retards like him sitting around incapacitated because they'll never pose a threat to whatever regime is in charge. But he can put on a show like he's some crazy rebel by drinking himself to death. He's the ideal citizen.

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

Just as Bill Burr is the only man to lose an argument against Anthony Cumia:

Anthony: "You have such white guilt."
Bill: "There! You see! His eyebrows went up! I can't defend my position! I will just lash out!"

...such as Doug Stanhope is the only man to lose an argument againtst Jim Norton:

Jim: "Some people should not drink."
Doug: "They just want you in a cubicle MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

 

[Nana Cumia]

Just as Bill Burr is the only man to lose an argument against Anthony Cumia:

Anthony: "You have such white guilt."
Bill: "There! You see! His eyebrows went up! I can't defend my position! I will just lash out!"

...such as Doug Stanhope is the only man to lose an argument againtst Jim Norton:

Jim: "Some people should not drink."
Doug: "They just want you in a cubicle MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

Doug didn't lose. I think Doug brought up dry drunks during the show. I think it was this show.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He's just a wetbrained degenerate drug addict that wants to project this dangerous barroom philosopher image, but there's nothing edgy about him.
(WARNING: extreme cringe incoming)

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There's nothing edgy or controversial about being a nihilistic hedonist. The government wants atomized retards like him sitting around incapacitated because they'll never pose a threat to whatever regime is in charge. But he can put on a show like he's some crazy rebel by drinking himself to death. He's the ideal citizen.

His homely, extremely mentally ill kike girlfriend almost died in 2016 and was in a coma for months after she did too much coke at one of their parties, had a seizure, and cracked her skull open on their floor. When she was finally released from the hospital (and after his fans gave them lots of money toward her medical bills) she couldn't even talk yet because the hole in her throat from the tube which breathed for her wasn't healed, but she was already back to drinking alcohol and doing drugs on video with Stanhope encouraging it. Yeah, these geniuses are who to go to for life and health advice.

Stanhope also made a sharp turn left around this time too. He wasn't this much of a leftist faggot before Trump won in 2016. Now he's just another TDS suffering tool.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

that Gretchen woman who keeps holes in the border fence open and has a suspicious business "for the children".

Any more deets on that?

 

[TorpidSloth]

His homely, extremely mentally ill kike girlfriend almost died in 2016 and was in a coma for months after she did too much coke at one of their parties, had a seizure, and cracked her skull open on their floor. When she was finally released from the hospital (and after his fans gave them lots of money toward her medical bills) she couldn't even talk yet because the hole in her throat from the tube which breathed for her wasn't healed, but she was already back to drinking alcohol and doing drugs on video with Stanhope encouraging it. Yeah, these geniuses are who to go to for life and health advice.

Stanhope also made a sharp turn left around this time too. He wasn't this much of a leftist faggot before Trump won in 2016. Now he's just another TDS suffering tool.

But wear a mask! Fuck you, you can't come to my show if you don't have proof of vaccination and wear a MASK!! I don't want to get sick just because of your selfishness. What time is it? 8.30 a.m.? Cool, stick some OJ in my vodka will ya. Oh and pass me my smokes

 

[Gay Faggot.]

But wear a mask! Fuck you, you can't come to my show if you don't have proof of vaccination and wear a MASK!! I don't want to get sick just because of your selfishness. What time is it? 8.30 a.m.? Cool, stick some OJ in my vodka will ya. Oh and pass me my smokes

It’s about doing the right thing for everyone! Life is about more than just you, maaaaaahn!!!

 

[Turk February]

Child porn. 100%

Is that your IMDb rating of it?

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Stanhope is one of those comedians you assume are funny but never say anything funny.