Breaking : Doug Stanhope got raided.

[Turk February]

When are you gonna make more videos?

Saturday

 

[Niggerotchi]

Everyone who read it except you, you retarded bad vagina

I'm going to karate kick your mother's bad vagina higher than she can kick me

 

[Lunkhead]

Known for his frequent alcohol consumption, Stanhope openly admits to being a heavy drinker and identifies as pro-choice and supportive of drug legalization.

"He's also known for staying up past his bedtime even though Mom said lights out at 10:30."

Nice rebellious college freshman worldview at 57, jackass.

 

[Turk February]

"He's also known for staying up past his bedtime even though Mom said lights out at 10:30."

Nice rebellious college freshman worldview at 57, jackass.

Can you imagine telling dick jokes on acid at 60 instead of bagging groceries. What a fag.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I'm moderately interested in the topic of this thread but it's been completely shitted up with forum in-fighting that is impossible to follow.

STOP BEING THAT!

 

[Turk February]

I'm moderately interested in the topic of this thread but it's been completely shitted up with forum in-fighting that is impossible to follow.

STOP BEING THAT!

If @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda would cut his bullshit out it would be finished months ago.

 

[NoBacon]

Child porn. 100%

 

[Lunkhead]

Can you imagine telling dick jokes on acid at 60 instead of bagging groceries. What a fag.

Whoa dude! Talking about penises?! On cool drugs??!!! Can he do that??! Maybe he can play a guitar too!! With flames on it!!! You're right, this guy's not an embarrassing old faggot.

 

[BUBBLER]

Child porn. 100%

He does hate the whole “To catch a predator” thing…

Also, it appears that Rogan put him on the pay no mind list for unknown reasons years ago

 

[CQ Beans]

No I sleep with the men I want validation from.

Top or bottom?

 

[Mustard]

Top or bottom?

It's not actually true I just wanted to make you feel like you weren't alone

 

[Mustard]

He does hate the whole “To catch a predator” thing…

You don't know what you're talking about, he literally published a book of transcripts of him screwing with pedos on the internet.

Child porn. 100%

Read the above

 

[Turk February]

Whoa dude! Talking about penises?! On cool drugs??!!! Can he do that??! Maybe he can play a guitar too!! With flames on it!!! You're right, this guy's not an embarrassing old faggot.

He could be taking his hare lipped kids to watch inside out 2 and leaving a review online! He's missing out.

 

[NoBacon]

You don't know what you're talking about, he literally published a book of transcripts of him screwing with pedos on the internet.

Read the above

Until further notice I think it’s time we start to face the facts, Doug Stanhope was arrested for child porn.

 

[Mustard]

Until further notice I think it’s time we start to face the facts, Doug Stanhope was arrested for child porn.

Be realisitic, it was probably drugs, he was probably helping smuggle drugs from mexico. He lives on the az border.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

They finally busted him for running up his mom's credit card as she was dying

 

[Turk February]

They finally busted him for running up his mom's credit card as she was dying

I don't know, those charges for "child porn" seem like something she would buy, are we sure the bank didn't just delay the charge?

 

[Mustard]

Plagiarizing shitty scripts from Reddit, plagiarizing gay insults from CQ Beans. Try again when you have an original thought, or a vocaroo.

#amwriting

 

[Cuphead]

Not shocking honestly

 

[CQ Beans]

It's not actually true I just wanted to make you feel like you weren't alone

You’re a good (vibrating) egg.