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RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Milwaukee is 31st largest city in the US. Looking at the list, the only ones that make sense for someone in Pats situation (fat and broke) are:

Chicago Illinois
Columbus Ohio
Indianapolis Indiana

Jacksonville would work too, but Pat has been very adamant about staying in the Midwest due to climate change.

Chicago probably makes the most sense for him.
Isn’t Jacksonville really conservative and also more of an LA-type city? I don’t think either would work for piggy.
 

RaggotFetard

Didn’T LisTen
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Some people become the village idiot. Others become the small town drunk you want to avoid. Pat's become the mid-size city idiot.

Intriguing twist. I don't know how he'll be able to afford a decent house in Chicago. Maybe they're going to downsize and move to some beaner-infested neighborhood in Irving Park. They'll do it under an LLC and then he'll be unable to resist the temptation to take a million selfies and someone will easily triangulate his location with the blighted lavanderia in the background.
Irving Park is nice, stupid. Hell, Jeff Tweedy lives there. You’re thinking of Pilsen, or Little Village for beaners.
 

iBangedQuasi

Universally Hated
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I wonder how Pat would do in Portland. Absolutely horrific politics that are in line with his own, but lots of crime and people much, much richer than Pat could dream of being. Could be funny.
Isn't that where Butter Knife Nokes lives?
 

DMbA

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I wonder how Pat would do in Portland. Absolutely horrific politics that are in line with his own, but lots of crime and people much, much richer than Pat could dream of being. Could be funny.
anyone remember the story of some niglets robbed his old samsung and he didnt call the cops? i wonder if it was even a real story he probably traded it in
 

Stent

Foundrymusic dot com
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Pat is in Britain hearing about all the nogs turning up in boats being given free food, money, hotel rooms and medical care. Even the police arrest people for being mean on social media. Enter London Pat. He can't lose!
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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pat failed at being the Big Fish in a small pond of his hometown, he failed at being a big fish in the medium pond of milwaukee, so now he's trying to substitute actual achievement for just living in a better city to pretend his career developed and he's moving up as an author and comic.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Pat and Niki have no reason to live in Milwaukee, he doesn’t have a job and her job is all online. The only reason they are where they are is because Lynne has to keep an eye on her retard daughter and her man baby husband.

I knew this mess of a girl years ago that was supported by her family / government programs / etc. and she got so used to it she figured she could move down to Tampa, FL with her FOUR KIDS (all 7 and younger) and survive working a customer service job that paid 32k a year. Her family of course said no way as they weren’t going to pay to support her to live in fl just because she wanted to live in FL but she did it anyway thinking they would cave and start paying for her if she moved there. They didn’t and she moved there and back in a month. Lynne won’t pay to fund their layabout lifestyles unless they are close by.
 
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