"Been in Milwaukee for 13 years and ready to go bigger."

[Turk February]

How does he think his profile Pigture is even remotely decent? He looks like a serial/cereal killer in it

He's a dark dude with a twisted imagination. Have you READ Tridents Forge!?

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. in 2024

Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. in 2024

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Pat here’s a list of places you could move to if you’re thinking of going bigger. Milwaukee is currently ranked 59th fattest city in the US. Sad and fat.

 

[Turk February]

Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. in 2024

Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. in 2024

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Pat here’s a list of places you could move to if you’re thinking of going bigger. Milwaukee is currently ranked 59th fattest city in the US. Sad and fat.

This is why I again have to recommend Brantford, Ontario. In the 5 years of my life I wasted there about 1 in 4 people I saw on the street were in mobility scooter.

 

[Random username]

Camden | VisitNJ.org

Wildly popular Adventure Aquarium lets you roll up your sleeves and touch sea cucumbers, starfish, stingrays and even sharks (friendly bottom-dwelling ones, that is). The 550,000-gallon shark exhibit, which has a walk-through tunnel, houses more than two dozen of the sharp-toothed predators and...

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Camden is waiting pat.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Pork is haram there these days.

Hopefully he'll get caught up an acid attack.

 

[DMbA]

does this mean hes gonna to leave the airbnb life behind?

 

[T. Booth Willy]

I, for one, welcome the new Patrick "South Side Chicago" Tomlinson Era.

It's my hometown. I'm from the south side. No way he can afford to live with the hipsters and faggots on the north side, so if he did move to Chicago his options would be pretty limited. I'm sure he's planning on cashing out with his lawsuit and using that money to move, so this is all fantasyland bullshit, but I hope I'm wrong. Nothing would be funnier than Rick taking his circus on the road and trying his luck there. I have a lot of family members who are Chicago cops and I've heard enough stories over the years to know how they would deal with the pigmans bullshit.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Milwaukee is pretty much a Chicago suburb. Just go a bit south, stupid.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. in 2024

Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. in 2024

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Pat here’s a list of places you could move to if you’re thinking of going bigger. Milwaukee is currently ranked 59th fattest city in the US. Sad and fat.

The gym? Off a bridge? To the funeral home so they don't have to rent a livestock truck when you die in a few years? Well folks? Help them out!

 

[DominusOdium]

Some people become the village idiot. Others become the small town drunk you want to avoid. Pat's become the mid-size city idiot.

Intriguing twist. I don't know how he'll be able to afford a decent house in Chicago. Maybe they're going to downsize and move to some beaner-infested neighborhood in Irving Park. They'll do it under an LLC and then he'll be unable to resist the temptation to take a million selfies and someone will easily triangulate his location with the blighted lavanderia in the background.

I'm sincerely hoping he's one of these millenial idiots who gets convinced to move to an up and coming gentrified neighborhood like Pilsen or Humboldt Park and spends his time getting robbed by the spics and niggers that make up most of the area

 

[Rodeo Clown]

This is why I again have to recommend Brantford, Ontario. In the 5 years of my life I wasted there about 1 in 4 people I saw on the street were in mobility scooter.

I worked for a company in Branford but my work wasn’t in Branford plus they were HQ’d in Halifax. I did go in every few days to pick up drawings or supplies or other shit and I get gas or Breakfast in town it was a shithole. Pretty white though for like 2016 -2018. Most of my work work was Sarina, London, KW, Windsor, and GTA though they just set up there to be central and it was cheap. They paid a nice per diem for lodging and meals too. Also I stayed in Brantford for training for a week saw a Red Sox game loved the Nig Clarke banner on the field fence.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Hes moving to confront Moneybags Mullen

 

[Turk February]

I worked for a company in Branford but my work wasn’t in Branford plus they were HQ’d in Halifax. I did go in every few days to pick up drawings or supplies or other shit and I get gas or Breakfast in town it was a shithole. Pretty white though for like 2016 -2018. Most of my work work was Sarina, London, KW, Windsor, and GTA though they just set up there to be central and it was cheap. They paid a nice per diem for lodging and meals too. Also I stayed in Brantford for training for a week saw a Red Sox game loved the Nig Clarke banner on the field fence.

The food is shockingly really good if you like that really old school greasy ass Greek diner faire and poutine and shit. But yeah. The world could end tomorrow and not a thing would change in that town. A bridge might collapse.

Edit. Also a note, between about 2012 and 2015 they tore down all of Colborne street and gentrified the downtown core with a YMCA that spans a block. You missed what used to be there which was a nightmarish 5 block span of nothing but abandoned buildings right in the middle of the city.

 

[Farmer Brown]

It's my hometown. I'm from the south side. No way he can afford to live with the hipsters and faggots on the north side, so if he did move to Chicago his options would be pretty limited. I'm sure he's planning on cashing out with his lawsuit and using that money to move, so this is all fantasyland bullshit, but I hope I'm wrong. Nothing would be funnier than Rick taking his circus on the road and trying his luck there. I have a lot of family members who are Chicago cops and I've heard enough stories over the years to know how they would deal with the pigmans bullshit.

He'll move in with Hildy in Waukegan and call it, "Chicago."

 

[Rodeo Clown]

The food is shockingly really good if you like that really old school greasy ass Greek diner faire and poutine and shit. But yeah. The world could end tomorrow and not a thing would change in that town. A bridge might collapse.

Edit. Also a note, between about 2012 and 2015 they tore down all of Colborne street and gentrified the downtown core with a YMCA that spans a block. You missed what used to be there which was a nightmarish 5 block span of nothing but abandoned buildings right in the middle of the city.

I typed on my phone and missed the T twice lol. T is for trash lol.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Where ever he goes they need to have a equally shitty loser baseball team

 

[kingship75]

Where ever he goes they need to have a equally shitty loser baseball team

I want to see Pat in a Double-A town.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Where ever he goes they need to have a equally shitty loser baseball team

He's picking Cleveland, Cincinnati, or Louisville. Places where he can get fat, and stay fat.

 

[wbgreen]

Not bigger as in city, bigger as in a career move.

Pat is moving to Chippewa Falls to co host Scorch’s PFG TV!

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. in 2024

Most Overweight and Obese Cities in the U.S. in 2024

wallethub.com

Pat here’s a list of places you could move to if you’re thinking of going bigger. Milwaukee is currently ranked 59th fattest city in the US. Sad and fat.

Once he leaves, it'll drop to 98th.